Have you ever used a Patrick Bateman line in real life?

[Deicide]

I have, on several occasions.

You?

[Army of One]

Come on, Deicide. There are a lot more important problems than American Psycho to worry about.We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people. 

[Deicide]

Come on, Deicide. There are a lot more important problems than American Psycho to worry about.We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people. 

 

[Lundgren]

I've had many a moment where I have been chrushed by the aesthetic choices of other.

[The.Giant]

Craig McDermott: If they have a great personality and they're not great looking... then who fucking cares?
Patrick Bateman: Well, let's just say hypotetically ok? What if they have a great personality?
[pause, all laugh]
Patrick Bateman: I know, I know.
[all in unison]
Patrick Bateman, Craig McDermott, David Van Patten: There are no girls with good personalities.
David Van Patten: A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
Craig McDermott: The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks.
David Van Patten: Absolutely.
Craig McDermott: And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are.

[ThaRealist]

Who hasn't threatened to kill someone and play around in their blood???

[NaturalWonder83]

ive gotta return some video tapes

[lesaucer]

Not the face! You bitch! Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!

[nzmusclemonster]

POST THE PUSSY PICS

[devilsmile]

I have, on several occasions.

You?

I have used the women  philosophy scene, but using "I", "You know what I think about women..."

good coversation starter..

[devilsmile]

"so... where do you workout" is also wha tI use, but most of the time I just say;

"when I see a prety girl walk down the streets I think of two things, one wants to screw her, the other part wants to kick her to her stomac as hard as I can for 7 minutes"

[Tapeworm]

[Tito24]

best actor

[Lundgren]

best actor

By leaps and bounds.

"You think your hot shit in a champagne glass.  In reality your  just cold diarrhea in a dixie cup."

[Tito24]

also liked "the machinist" a lot.

[Fatpanda]

"so... where do you workout" is also wha tI use, but most of the time I just say;

"when I see a prety girl walk down the streets I think of two things, one wants to screw her, the other part wants to kick her to her stomac as hard as I can for 7 minutes"

i wish i could meet you on real life 

[JasonH]

I always get mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

[Tito24]

i like the rivalry under the business cards the most

[Captain Equipoise]

I've had many a moment where I have been chrushed by the aesthetic choices of other.

Hahaha, best f*cking scene ever!!! that scene just makes the whole movie for me

[MusselFreek]

I'm going to return the DVDs... VHS so 80's lol

[Parker]

"so... where do you workout" is also wha tI use, but most of the time I just say;

"when I see a prety girl walk down the streets I think of two things, one wants to screw her, the other part wants to kick her to her stomac as hard as I can for 7 minutes"

Where is the young devilsmile these days?

[Automation]

"Don't touch the watch!"

[Rascal full]

Come on, Deicide. There are a lot more important problems than American Psycho to worry about.We have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people. 

This was genius.

[oldtimer1]

He is an amazing actor. He won't be appreciated until he has such a body of work no one can deny it.

[anabolichalo]

one of my true lifetime inspirations to work out and fuck prostitutes while flexing in the mirror