Author Topic: Do short french men suck cox? (Read 4541 times)

SgtSpar · « **on:** October 18, 2010, 07:16:53 PM »

I believe so.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #1 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:18:39 PM »

ThaRealist · « **Reply #2 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:20:32 PM »

I am assuming so....On a pinched loaf of french bread...

SgtSpar · « **Reply #3 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:21:07 PM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on October 18, 2010, 07:18:39 PM

$:-\$

Its good to know you can be counted on to post that same face at least daily.

gib · « **Reply #4 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:22:09 PM »

According to Bay, all men secretly want to...

chaos · « **Reply #5 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:23:04 PM »

Pretty sure it's a prerequisite to being french.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #6 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:38:42 PM »

Quote from: SgtSpar on October 18, 2010, 07:21:07 PM

Its good to know you can be counted on to post that same face at least daily.

$:-\$

CARTEL · « **Reply #7 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:41:06 PM »

I believe all French men do. No matter their stature.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #8 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:41:27 PM »

The first post of this thread is accurate.

Lundgren · « **Reply #9 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:45:55 PM »

I donno we should ask the Italian lifter, swede and tall german the same question.

TrueGrit · « **Reply #10 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:48:49 PM »

Dunno but I do know that the French government announced after the London bombings that it had raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide

The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling its military.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #11 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:54:20 PM »

poor france, they put up a damn good fight in WW1.

but they are never going to live down WW2.

Lundgren · « **Reply #12 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:56:59 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on October 18, 2010, 07:54:20 PM

poor france, they put up a damn good fight in WW1.

but they are never going to live down WW2.

Almost as bad as when they went bankrupt funding the american revolution. Those fucking cowards are such fucking hypocrits.

On a side note I know for a fact that tall german was fatpanda. The email matches a Uk profile. Only a guy 300 pounds can make him not seem so fat, the guy ain't funny, add to that he posts in the training log, and no one does that.

Fury · « **Reply #13 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:58:40 PM »

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on October 18, 2010, 07:56:59 PM

On a side note I know for a fact that tall german was fatpanda. The email matches a Uk profile. Only a guy 300 pounds can make him not seem so fat, the guy ain't funny, add to that he posts in the training log, and no one does that.

A gimmick crying about another gimmick. Lame.

ThaRealist · « **Reply #14 on:** October 18, 2010, 07:59:35 PM »

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on October 18, 2010, 07:56:59 PM

Almost as bad as when they went bankrupt funding the american revolution. Those fucking cowards are such fucking hypocrits.

On a side note I know for a fact that tall german was fatpanda. The email matches a Uk profile. Only a guy 300 pounds can make him not seem so fat, the guy ain't funny, add to that he posts in the training log, and no one does that.

Almost has bad as how the French turned their back on the U.S. after the U.S. saved their ass(liberated) in WW2....

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #15 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:04:47 PM »

france is actually one of the greatest countries on earth, from paris to the riviera and ive visited several times and plan to go back (no homo)

TrueGrit · « **Reply #16 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:06:15 PM »

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The army.

How can you recognise a French veteran?

Sunburned armpits.

Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France?

Germans like to march in the shade.

Why did it take Germany three days to conquer France in World War II?

Because it was raining.

Why did the French give America the Statue of Liberty?

Because she has only one arm raised.

Why do the French get more votes in the U.N.?

They vote with both hands.

Why is the French fighter plane called the Mirage?

It doesn't exist.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

What does 'Maginot' mean in German?

Welcome!

Why is the French Foreign Legion the only decent fighting force in the whole French Army?

Because it's made up of foreigners.

What does the new French flag look like?

A white cross emblazoned on a white background.

What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?

How to surrender in at least ten languages.

What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rear-view mirror, so they can see the war.

Why does Nike like the French Army?

Because in wartime they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.

Why did the French celebrate their World Cup in 1998 so wildly?

It was their first time they won anything without outside help.
French football fans kiss in Toulouse, after France's 3-0 victory over Brazil

Why do the French have glass bottom boats in their Navy?

To see all their other ships.

What did the mayor of Paris say to the German army as they entered the city in World War II?

'Table for 100,000, monsieur?'

Why are the French afraid of war?

You would be, too, if you had never won one.

How do you stop a French army on horseback?

Turn off the carousel.

Did you hear about the French admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died?

Five sailors died digging his grave.

What's the best thing about being French?

You can surrender at the beginning of the war and somebody else will win it for you.

'I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.'

General George S. Patton.

How do the French advertise surplus World War II rifles for sale?

'Never fired, only dropped once.'

ThaRealist · « **Reply #17 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:06:24 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on October 18, 2010, 08:04:47 PM

france is actually one of the greatest countries on earth, from paris to the riviera and ive visited several times and plan to go back (no homo)

And just think, it would be a German country or whichever powerful country....Since they have made a career of being a bitch

Lundgren · « **Reply #18 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:06:45 PM »

Quote from: ThaRealist on October 18, 2010, 07:59:35 PM

Almost has bad as how the French turned their back on the U.S. after the U.S. saved their ass(liberated) in WW2....

What the hell are you talking about?

Lundgren · « **Reply #19 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:09:32 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on October 18, 2010, 07:58:40 PM

A gimmick crying about another gimmick. Lame.

If you actually read anything on here you'd know I'm not a gimmick. I've pretty much given every detail of my life minus my SIN. My name is easy to figure out, I've given photo's, age family shit, been here for 4 years etc. Even disturbia will admit I ain't no gimmick.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #20 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:10:10 PM »

Quote from: ThaRealist on October 18, 2010, 08:06:24 PM

And just think, it would be a German country or whichever powerful country....Since they have made a career of being a bitch

germany is one of the greatest countries as well.

also, contrary to popular belief the only time in history France were 'made a bitch' was WW2...prior to that they were consistently one of the top 3 most powerful nations on the earth.

ThaRealist · « **Reply #21 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:17:34 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on October 18, 2010, 08:10:10 PM

germany is one of the greatest countries as well.

also, contrary to popular belief the only time in history France were 'made a bitch' was WW2...prior to that they were consistently one of the top 3 most powerful nations on the earth.

Yet, they turn their backs on the U.N. when they want to.....Don't be surprised when their ass get left behind in the next world war

~UN_$ung~ · « **Reply #22 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:19:49 PM »

americans are no longer in ANY position to make fun of anyone else........we are the biggest embarrassment in the world

we will go down in history eclipsing the roman empire as the biggest fuck-ups to have the greatest culture and nation in the entire world,,,,,,,,,,and let it slip through our fingers into disrepair because of liberalism and stupidity

clued-up · « **Reply #23 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:20:14 PM »

The one around here does.

chaos · « **Reply #24 on:** October 18, 2010, 08:20:46 PM »

Quote from: ~UN_$ung~ on October 18, 2010, 08:19:49 PM

americans are no longer in ANY position to make fun of anyone else........we are the biggest embarrassment in the world

we will go down in history eclipsing the roman empire as the biggest fuck-ups to have the greatest culture and nation in the entire world,,,,,,,,,,and let it slip through our fingers into disrepair because of ~~liberalism and stupidity~~ mexicans and political correctness.