Smoke a good fatty before work. You'll be nice and relaxed, and you'll approve all loan applications. Everyone will be happy.
Ye dnt think rocking up high to work first day gives the best impression lol.
Start your own business or youll be a miserable slave in 3 months.
The thing about the job search, the most difficult thing is this and memorise this:Until it is a success, EVERYTHING is a failure.
But we've already told him to have a good attitude
Wear your posing g-string underneath your suit and bring a bottle of oil to work.at lunch head to the mens room,strip down,oil up and hit some poses.....you'll feel better.
Listen twice as much as you speak
Yep, the reason why we have two ears but only one mouth.
Solid advice there!!Also tell everyone you take steroids right away.
And let's not forget to hog the breakroom all day with all the constant running back and forth to eat his chicken breast,tuna....and so on at his timed meals.....and never let a customer get in the way of messing up his specific meal time
Taking out a one liter protein shake at you desk and downing a handful of different tablets, capsules, powders and shit is also very good.
Wow, that was deep.Can you explain me now why i have ten fingers and only two hands?
Start my new job tomorrow morning. Dream job for an 18yo. Excellent pay, bonuses etc. Went through 4 interviews and stressed the fuk out waiting for whether or not i was successful. A job somebody 10 yrs older than me would love to have. Feeling as if im not good enough.. Anxious. Apprehensive. Nervous. Want a fresh start. Need a fresh start... Is a new job generally a good way to turn things around? Getbiggers advice wanted.. Things to keep in mind on your first day at a new job?? btw the job is a loan/credit officer.
What bank do you work at? I am going to be damn sure I don't do business at a bank that uses 18 year old loan officers.
