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shortfrenchman

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How can you become an expert on getbig?
« on: October 19, 2010, 04:05:41 PM »
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Mr. Magoo

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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2010, 04:06:40 PM »
you're close

you're really really close...
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shortfrenchman

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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2010, 04:07:25 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on October 19, 2010, 04:06:40 PM
you're close

you're really really close...

Really? Do I get the blue stars and the name expert then? ???
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Mr. Magoo

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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2010, 04:07:47 PM »
Quote from: shortfrenchman on October 19, 2010, 04:07:25 PM
Really? Do I get the blue stars and the name expert then? ???

yes, yes you do
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2010, 04:08:26 PM »
You have to bench 185 (for reps).
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shortfrenchman

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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2010, 04:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on October 19, 2010, 04:07:47 PM
yes, yes you do

How will I know when it happens? ???
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2010, 04:12:55 PM »
make sure you stay completely anonymous, make impossible self-claims, say all the pros already take your advise (as well as buy the drugs you sell) and belittle anyone who intelligently debates your self-proclaimed gospel.  also claiming you know the baddest people in every town of the world and they are waiting by the phone for instruction from you who to take care of adds credibility.
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2010, 04:17:39 PM »
Quote from: hazbin on October 19, 2010, 04:12:55 PM
make sure you stay completely anonymous, make impossible self-claims, say all the pros already take your advise (as well as buy the drugs you sell) and belittle anyone who intelligently debates your self-proclaimed gospel.  also claiming you know the baddest people in every town of the world and they are waiting by the phone for instruction from you who to take care of adds credibility.

also buy silver, not silver certificates, but real silver
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2010, 04:25:18 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on October 19, 2010, 04:17:39 PM
also buy silver, not silver certificates, but real silver

who would be that dumb?
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Mr. Magoo

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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2010, 04:26:31 PM »
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2010, 04:51:32 PM »
Quote from: shortfrenchman on October 19, 2010, 04:10:04 PM
How will I know when it happens? ???

You won't at first. You can only see other people's blue stars, not your own. Thats what makes them so rare and special.
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2010, 04:58:58 PM »
Quote from: hazbin on October 19, 2010, 04:12:55 PM
make sure you stay completely anonymous, make impossible self-claims, say all the pros already take your advise (as well as buy the drugs you sell) and belittle anyone who intelligently debates your self-proclaimed gospel.  also claiming you know the baddest people in every town of the world and they are waiting by the phone for instruction from you who to take care of adds credibility.
Hater  :D
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2010, 05:01:13 PM »
Quote from: hazbin on October 19, 2010, 04:12:55 PM
make sure you stay completely anonymous, make impossible self-claims, say all the pros already take your advise (as well as buy the drugs you sell) and belittle anyone who intelligently debates your self-proclaimed gospel.  also claiming you know the baddest people in every town of the world and they are waiting by the phone for instruction from you who to take care of adds credibility.
Rubbish!  ;D
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kiwiol

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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2010, 05:06:38 PM »
Depends:

If it's about bodybuilding, look like you've never lifted a weight

If it's nutrition, be 110lb ripped or 400+lb @ 55% body fat

If it's about women, be the guy who's always posting here, whining about how bitches are stuck up

If it's about economics or finance, be the guy who's on welfare or most likely living in their mother's basement

And so on...
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2010, 05:08:42 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on October 19, 2010, 05:06:38 PM
Depends:

If it's about bodybuilding, look like you've never lifted a weight

If it's nutrition, be 110lb ripped or 400+lb @ 55% body fat

If it's about women, be the guy who's always posting here, whining about how bitches are stuck up

If it's about economics or finance, be the guy who's on welfare or most likely living in their mother's basement

And so on...

paradoxical!
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2010, 05:14:16 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on October 19, 2010, 05:06:38 PM
Depends:

If it's about bodybuilding, look like you've never lifted a weight

If it's nutrition, be 110lb ripped or 400+lb @ 55% body fat

If it's about women, be the guy who's always posting here, whining about how bitches are stuck up

If it's about economics or finance, be the guy who's on welfare or most likely living in their mother's basement

And so on...

MEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLTTDOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOWWWN!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

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wavelength

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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2010, 05:15:18 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on October 19, 2010, 05:06:38 PM
If it's nutrition, be 110lb ripped

>:(
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kiwiol

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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2010, 05:26:46 PM »
Quote from: wavelength on October 19, 2010, 05:15:18 PM
>:(

That was a cheap shot at Adonis, not you, my favourite Austrian alpha male food pornographist philosopher ;D
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2010, 05:28:13 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on October 19, 2010, 05:26:46 PM
That was a cheap shot at Adonis, not you, my favourite Austrian alpha male food pornographist philosopher ;D

I'm still pissed >:(
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kiwiol

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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2010, 05:33:05 PM »
Quote from: wavelength on October 19, 2010, 05:28:13 PM
I'm still pissed >:(

Nothing a little circle jerk can't cure - I'll get Deicide to start an appreciation thread for you then.
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2010, 05:33:45 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on October 19, 2010, 05:33:05 PM
Fine, I'll get Deicide to start an appreciation thread for you then.

;D
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2010, 05:45:29 PM »
Quote from: shortfrenchman on October 19, 2010, 04:05:41 PM
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What federal institution do you represent?
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2010, 05:52:40 PM »
To become an expert you have to answer questions from board members...


Quote from: kiwiol on October 19, 2010, 05:33:05 PM
What is the best excercise for arms?

I like to do curls.
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2010, 05:57:58 PM »
Be really creepy and take as many photos as you can at bodybuilding events no matter how small or large......
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Re: How can you become an expert on getbig?
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2010, 06:04:02 PM »
Quote from: kiwiol on October 19, 2010, 05:06:38 PM
Depends:

If it's about bodybuilding, look like you've never lifted a weight

If it's nutrition, be 110lb ripped or 400+lb @ 55% body fat

If it's about women, be the guy who's always posting here, whining about how bitches are stuck up

If it's about economics or finance, be the guy who's on welfare or most likely living in their mother's basement

And so on...

So this means most people on getbig are experts for everything?
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