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Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« on: October 19, 2010, 09:47:04 PM »
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2010, 09:48:58 PM »
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2010, 09:52:25 PM »
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2010, 09:54:08 PM »
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2010, 09:54:27 PM »
Quote from: unracked on October 19, 2010, 09:48:58 PM
:o


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Since when did shadows start responding?

I'm flattered that your enamored with me...Anything else you'd like to know about me?  I'll save you the time of reading over 10k posts...I'm an open book and there's nothing you can say or do to make me cower in embarrassment...Can you say the same?  

Cause all it takes is me to pay a small fee and all your most intimate information is posted...Are you sure your giant ego can handle that?

I'm sure the boys here could use a good laugh.
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2010, 09:57:15 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on October 19, 2010, 09:54:27 PM
Anything else you'd like to know about me?

How do you feel about your abnormally small penis?  ;D
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2010, 09:57:55 PM »
Quote from: james001 on October 19, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
How do you feel about your abnormally small penis?  ;D

usually with my right hand but I like to switch it up.

Is 6.5 inches small now?  Yikes...Considering the average penis length is 5-6 inches erect, I'd say your comprehension skills are abnormally small...Let me guess, you're in that elite group of 10 inch monsters... ::)
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2010, 09:58:45 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on October 19, 2010, 09:54:27 PM

Since when did shadows start responding?

I'm flattered that your enamored with me...Anything else you'd like to know about me?  I'll save you the time of reading over 10k posts...I'm an open book and there's nothing you can say or do to make me cower in embarrassment...Can you say the same?  

Cause all it takes is me to pay a small fee and all your most intimate information is posted...Are you sure your giant ego can handle that?

I'm sure the boys here could use a good laugh.

chillax, brah
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2010, 10:00:39 PM »
Quote from: james001 on October 19, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
How do you feel about your abnormally small penis?  ;D
Sounds like Wiglet has been infected with Arvillaism.
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2010, 10:04:04 PM »
Quote from: Master Blaster on October 19, 2010, 09:58:45 PM
chillax, brah

Oh no my friend, I haven't started...
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2010, 10:05:30 PM »
Sal is Mortified.  :-\ :-\
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2010, 10:14:44 PM »
I don't get it...
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2010, 10:36:35 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on October 19, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
Is 6.5 inches small now?  Yikes...Considering the average penis length is 5-6 inches erect, I'd say your comprehension skills are abnormally small...Let me guess, you're in that elite group of 10 inch monsters... ::)

I wouldn’t call myself a *monster*.. but I would call myself better endowed than you.

6.5.... small? No. Unless you weigh over 220lbs. In which case, 6.5 would unquestionably appear small.

It sounds like you have a healthy mental outlook, and are OK with your dick size. That answers my question. Thank you.

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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2010, 10:41:29 PM »
Quote from: james001 on October 19, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
I wouldn’t call myself a *monster*.. but I would call myself better endowed than you.

6.5.... small? No. Unless you weigh over 220lbs. In which case, 6.5 would unquestionably appear small.

It sounds like you have a healthy mental outlook, and are OK with your dick size. That answers my question. Thank you.



Happy to have obliged.
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2010, 10:48:10 PM »
Countdown to pic of daddywaddy's member...
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2010, 02:20:21 AM »
Quote from: PJim on October 19, 2010, 10:48:10 PM
Countdown to pic of daddywaddy's member...
Which, for his size (6'6), was small...
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2010, 02:23:31 AM »
all a hoax apparantly and the movie he was supposed to be shooting on is already in post production, filming has wrapped
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2010, 04:18:24 AM »
Quote from: Parker on October 20, 2010, 02:20:21 AM
Which, for his size (6'6), was small...
Blow me. It's the same size regardless of height.

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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2010, 04:21:22 AM »
PIP
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2010, 04:45:40 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on October 20, 2010, 04:18:24 AM
Blow me. It's the same size regardless of height.


Naw,  at 6'6 you better be bigger than Whitezilla
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2010, 04:57:16 AM »
I bet it had nothing to do with the decades of steroid abuse.
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2010, 05:02:59 AM »
No surprise there. The guy's been chopping rails for the last 20 years.

"You bleed like Miline. Miline goooooood fuck."
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2010, 05:08:44 AM »
Quote from: affeman on October 20, 2010, 04:57:16 AM
I bet it had nothing to do with the decades of steroid abuse.

Steroids, alcohol, cocaine and whatever other drugs.

Guy is a train wreck. Nevertheless, watch "JCVD", it's a great movie.



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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2010, 05:11:31 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on October 20, 2010, 05:08:44 AM
Steroids, alcohol, cocaine and whatever other drugs.

Guy is a train wreck. Nevertheless, watch "JCVD", it's a great movie.





Have seen it, thought it was boring as fuck. Only scene worth watching was his monologue towards the end, that was hilarious.
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme Suffers Heart Attack!
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2010, 05:21:02 AM »
Quick, someone throw salt in his eyes and he will make the fastest recovery ever !!!!
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