Anyone here been bounced from a club?

[gib]

Tell us your story!

[dov]

You ready for your Asian hooker?

[Tito24]

wasnt mike arvilla the "bouncer for life"?

[gib]

Yeah man - always ready.

The real question is whether she is ready for me!

[DK II]

i wish tallgerman's mom's pussy had had a bouncer so he could have preserved us from him.

[dov]

Yeah man - always ready.

The real question is whether she is ready for me!

Prob all blown up and sitting in a corner collecting dust

[gib]

Prob all blown up and sitting in a corner collecting dust

Ha ha - or soaking wet, waiting for GIB to come show her what she been missing.

Anyhow, back to my topic - Anyone here been bounced from a club?

[dov]

Ha ha - or soaking wet, waiting for GIB to come show her what she been missing.

Anyhow, back to my topic - Anyone here been bounced from a club?

Epic going 3rd person on "the dov"

[CalvinH]

i wish tallgerman's mom's pussy had had a bouncer so he could have preserved us from him.

 


...I've never been bounced from a bar....but my friends have

[gib]

 


...I've never been bounced from a bar....but my friends have

Tell the story!

[CalvinH]

Tell the story!

Friends stag.we were at this huge 3 story bar.I was upstairs with a couple of guys.didn't even know that downstairs the bachelor and the rest of the crew ran into a bachelorette party.the girls egged on the guy to take his shirt off {broads were doing one of those lists that need to be done during the night}.so off comes the shirt {had a wife beater underneath} and in swoops the bouncers.pushing,shoving,mele in sues.everybody ends up in the street where it turns into cops,pepper spray,and a paddy wagon.

the cop who used the spray eventually got fired for to many cases of unnecessary force and all charges were dropped

all of this and I had no idea what was going on till I came downstairs when it was all over


.....best line of the whole story...my buddy's uncle and son were the two that got arrested and the next day was fathers day....so my friend calls his dad the next day and say's "happy fathers day"....his old man responds "HAPPY FATHERS DAY! HAPPY FATHERS DAY! I GOTTA SPEND FUCKING FATHERS DAY BAILING OUT MY BROTHER AND HIS SON"

[gib]

HAHAHh - nice story - that's what I'm talking about.

[Darren Avey]

This is getbig.com!!! No one gets bounced out!!Everyone on heres a cage fighting killer that could kick the ass of 10 bouncers at once!

[gib]

This is getbig.com!!! No one gets bounced out!!Everyone on heres a cage fighting killer that could kick the ass of 10 bouncers at once!

Haha - yeah, I know, but I am hoping some people will tell a few stories of shame. I have one, but I will save it until this thread gets a little longer...

[tom joad]

I was backpacking thru Eastern Europe a few years ago and ended up in Kiev for awhile.  My friend and I frequented the same bar/club on weekends.  It was the most popular nightlife spot in Kiev at the time and the female owner of the club (a very well-known restaurateur in Kiev) became friendly with me and took an interest in me.  We made out a few times on the dancefloor of her bar, but I never took her up on her suggestions that we get more physical with each other outside of the bar setting (eventhough she wasn't bad looking . . . I just didn't want to become attached to her in anyway so that I could remain a free man when I was in her bar haha.)  

Anyway one Saturday night, I was drunk and sitting at the revolving bar when I noticed a fat older German guy dancing with a young Ukrainian girl, who was less than half his age.  (Seeing huge age differentials between old foreign slobs and young pretty local girls always pissed off my friend.)   So as the German guy was swinging the girl around the dancefloor, I gave him a beer shower.  He immediately complained to the security guards (the place always had heavily armed security) and instantly, security tried to escort me from the premises.  But then, out of nowhere, my "admirer" (the owner of the joint) stepped in and declared that I was not to be removed.  The German businessman could not believe that I wasn't tossed as he was a semi-regular preferred customer of that establishment.

That's the closest i've come to being bounced.            

[Mr. Magoo]

we're getbiggers

we bounce the bouncers from the club

[Rami]

no, I only got dragged out once

[dov]

The players' arguement for +2 games(18) is that it's an extremely violent game and that more risks od injury would occur. This makes total sense to me. Now, by the same token, would'nt they be 100% in favor of cracking down hard on the dangerous, risky helmet-to-helmet hits? The players' reluctance to the new rule is mind-boggling, right?

[dov]

sorry, wrong thread gibber!

[The Showstoppa]

Friends stag.we were at this huge 3 story bar.I was upstairs with a couple of guys.didn't even know that downstairs the bachelor and the rest of the crew ran into a bachelorette party.the girls egged on the guy to take his shirt off {broads were doing one of those lists that need to be done during the night}.so off comes the shirt {had a wife beater underneath} and in swoops the bouncers.pushing,shoving,mele in sues.everybody ends up in the street where it turns into cops,pepper spray,and a paddy wagon.

the cop who used the spray eventually got fired for to many cases of unnecessary force and all charges were dropped

all of this and I had no idea what was going on till I came downstairs when it was all over


.....best line of the whole story...my buddy's uncle and son were the two that got arrested and the next day was fathers day....so my friend calls his dad the next day and say's "happy fathers day"....his old man responds "HAPPY FATHERS DAY! HAPPY FATHERS DAY! I GOTTA SPEND FUCKING FATHERS DAY BAILING OUT MY BROTHER AND HIS SON"

Translation: i hid in an upstairs bathroom while my friends got their asses handed to them by the cops....

[CalvinH]

Translation: i hid in an upstairs bathroom while my friends got their asses handed to them by the cops....

 


Nah,me and my buddy were hitting on the same hottie so when she went to the bathroom we flipped a quarter to see who had first dibs....I won but lost when we went downstairs and ran into the aftermath

[dan18]

Tell us your story!

yea years ago in my 20s couldnt take all the tools that were juiced up but getting there asses kicked by guys 1/2 there size. I would get sucker punched trying to save there asses...


were was this guy when i needed backup
 

[funk51]

Tell us your story!

here's my story it's sad but true, when i was 19 i was at wildwood nj and was drinking at the time. me and my friend  started drinking i downed two six paks of 16 oz colt 45's ripchorded them actually, than i chased that down with a bottle of thunderbird in four swigs, than we went out drinking.
i remember there was these two girls and me doing who knows what and next thing many fists were reigning blows upon  me next i remember projectile vomitting on the many people around me than getting thrown into the street and laying there laughing, than it was the next day.

[Darren Avey]

Went in a club where this guy worked, if he said you leave, you went!!

[dan18]

here's my story it's sad but true, when i was 19 i was at wildwood nj and was drinking at the time. me and my friend  started drinking i downed two six paks of 16 oz colt 45's ripchorded them actually, than i chased that down with a bottle of thunderbird in four swigs, than we went out drinking.
i remember there was these two girls and me doing who knows what and next thing many fists were reigning blows upon  me next i remember projectile vomitting on the many people around me than getting thrown into the street and laying there laughing, than it was the next day.

sorry bro nothing personal    just kidding yea wildwoof good times i bounced in long branch nj and point pleasent nj