Anyone here been bounced from a club?

[Ursus]

When I was 17 at my Formal/Prom I got thrown out. Only time I got thrown out. I was drunk and stupid so I guess I deserved it. I didn't kick up a fuss just got in a taxi and went home.

[no one]

back in '02 i had a layover in saigon on a flight i was on so i thought it'd be cool to take in some local culture and try to find a place to get a drink.

a couple blocks down from the hotel was a bar type place so i walked down and went in. it was a shitty little place full of hookers and asain triad types who looked like they had a hard on for me the minute i walked thru the door.

i remember some asian some broad was singing karaoke. she wasnt bad. anyway, i walk up to the bar and asked for a corona. they didnt have it so i ordered some shitty vietnamese beer and leaned up against the bar while i took in my surroundings. i was attracting alot of attention from everyone. i think it must have been the new hot bodz t shirt i was wearing.

some little asian guy full of tattoos came up and said something in vietnamese. he looked very aggravated. i think he was asking me if i wanted to rent his sister for the night. i took a sip of my beer while he stood in front of me waiting for some kind of response. what could i say- i dont speak vietnamese- i wasnt trying to be rude by not accepting his offer. not too happy about being ignored the little fuck slapped the beer out of my hand where it sprayed everyone to the left of me as it sailed across the room to the floor. the chick singing went quiet- i think it was 'unbreak my heart' by whitney houston. everyone stopped talking.

im stunned to say the least. im looking around to try to figure out what exactly the fuck is going on and the next thing i know his right foot connects with my temple almost knocking me down. he brings his knee up to knee me in the face and i block it out of instinct and push him away. we circle each other as the crowd moves away and now its on like donkey kong. he screams and runs at me. a straight right floors him. i think he's out cold. out of the corner of my eye i see someone to my left come at me with a bottle. i move into him and drive my knee into his balls. he drops like a bad habit. now im on a roll. the place goes ape-shit. it just simply errupted. i still have no clue what the fuck is going on. everyone in the place starts to square off. it was crazy. i had never seen anything like this before. a crew of about 5 guys circles me and they're holding knives and shit. shit just got serious.

keep in mind from the time i got the beer slapped out of my hand till the time shit went south took maybe 20-30 seconds. it was nuts. the place was still going off. the first guy runs at me with a blade out. i try to side step it but im too slow and he's too quick and feel like a burning sensation along my side as he slices me for about what i was to learn in the ER later was close to 30 stitches. im feel the shaky onset of adrenaline taking over. yeah im stuck and im bleeding like a pig- i can feel the blood running down my leg under my jeans- but what really pisses me off is that the fucker just sliced my brand new hot bodz t shirt. i remember back to my last leg work out- the one where i hit my PB of 315 for 6. i remember being in the cage. letting the adrenaline rush over and thru me before i attempted this to own this bitch. i can envision the feeling of power i had. i was almost god like. at that exact moment i fucking lose it. i blank out for what must have been 3 good minutes.

when it was all over there wasnt a body left standing in that shit hole of a bar. somewhere along the line i must have ripped my shirt off. i remember my muscles rippling as i looked in the mirror the ran across the length of the bar as i draped the karaoke singer over the bar rail and pound her from behind doggy style. covered in blood and drinking wild turkey straight from the bottle i release my load into her and she falls to the floor unconscious and exhausted from the girth of my member.

i walk out onto the street covered in blood, smelling of sex, sweat and alcohol. the typical nite of a getbigger.

[Agnostic007]

End of thread... who could follow this..

[dov]

"no one" obviously subscribes to Extreme Playboy Magzine

[bradistani]

Went in a club where this guy worked, if he said you leave, you went!!

you have a fetish for him don't ya 

[stuntmovie]

Does "removed" from a casino count for anything here?

[dov]

Does "removed" from a casino count for anything here?

cattle prod?

[Nails]

I was once bounced out of a girls house after i boned the dudes sister in the bathroom

[ManBearPig...]

i got kicked out once.

a friend of mine was harassing some chick, so she called security on him.  he was a good 130 lbs and two bouncers were being a little rough on him so i punched one in the face and told him to pick on someone his own size.

then a few more of them showed up and they threw me over the beer garden fence into the bushes.  i jumped back over the fence and punched one of them in the back of the head and then jumped the fence and ran away.

30 seconds later a squad car pulled up to me and arrested me.  one night in jail and $3,500 in bail and court fees later, i was free.

[Nails]

I once got bounced out of a club in Tijuana Mexico when i got plastered within 20min ... i was only 18 at the time 

 

[Fallsview]

Bubba's Coral Reef-threw some old guy out who was passed out on the bar.  The other old timers wouldn't move.

[newmom]

Does "removed" from a casino count for anything here?

calvins friends well 2 of them got bounced at the club at one of the casinos

[Andy Griffin]

Back in the army, a friend and I got kicked out a Wendy's.  I kept demanding that they serve me a Big Mac, told them that the Frosty is just another milkshake, they hired too many blacks, and that Dave Thomas could kiss my ass.  Even back then, people were just too damn sensitive.

[SgtSpar]

Back in the army, a friend and I got kicked out a Wendy's.  I kept demanding that they serve me a Big Mac, told them that the Frosty is just another milkshake, they hired too many blacks, and that Dave Thomas could kiss my ass.  Even back then, people were just too damn sensitive.

While I was in the military in Biloxi Mississippi I got kicked out of the only Wendy's in that "city" because I threw the tomato off my burger at the dipshit making them.  I had ordered it without, and when I saw it was on there, I asked for a new burger.  He told me "just take it off", so I did, right before I threw it and stuck it to his shirt.  I wouldn't leave without getting my money or a new burger so they called the cops and the cops escorted me out and "trespassed" me from ever eating there again.

[Andy Griffin]

While I was in the military in Biloxi Mississippi I got kicked out of the only Wendy's in that "city" because I threw the tomato off my burger at the dipshit making them.  I had ordered it without, and when I saw it was on there, I asked for a new burger.  He told me "just take it off", so I did, right before I threw it and stuck it to his shirt.  I wouldn't leave without getting my money or a new burger so they called the cops and the cops escorted me out and "trespassed" me from ever eating there again.

That sucks.  They just told me to leave, and I had it coming.  You did nothing wrong as far as I could tell.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

back in '02 i had a layover in saigon on a flight i was on so i thought it'd be cool to take in some local culture and try to find a place to get a drink.

a couple blocks down from the hotel was a bar type place so i walked down and went in. it was a shitty little place full of hookers and asain triad types who looked like they had a hard on for me the minute i walked thru the door.

i remember some asian some broad was singing karaoke. she wasnt bad. anyway, i walk up to the bar and asked for a corona. they didnt have it so i ordered some shitty vietnamese beer and leaned up against the bar while i took in my surroundings. i was attracting alot of attention from everyone. i think it must have been the new hot bodz t shirt i was wearing.

some little asian guy full of tattoos came up and said something in vietnamese. he looked very aggravated. i think he was asking me if i wanted to rent his sister for the night. i took a sip of my beer while he stood in front of me waiting for some kind of response. what could i say- i dont speak vietnamese- i wasnt trying to be rude by not accepting his offer. not too happy about being ignored the little fuck slapped the beer out of my hand where it sprayed everyone to the left of me as it sailed across the room to the floor. the chick singing went quiet- i think it was 'unbreak my heart' by whitney houston. everyone stopped talking.

im stunned to say the least. im looking around to try to figure out what exactly the fuck is going on and the next thing i know his right foot connects with my temple almost knocking me down. he brings his knee up to knee me in the face and i block it out of instinct and push him away. we circle each other as the crowd moves away and now its on like donkey kong. he screams and runs at me. a straight right floors him. i think he's out cold. out of the corner of my eye i see someone to my left come at me with a bottle. i move into him and drive my knee into his balls. he drops like a bad habit. now im on a roll. the place goes ape-shit. it just simply errupted. i still have no clue what the fuck is going on. everyone in the place starts to square off. it was crazy. i had never seen anything like this before. a crew of about 5 guys circles me and they're holding knives and shit. shit just got serious.

keep in mind from the time i got the beer slapped out of my hand till the time shit went south took maybe 20-30 seconds. it was nuts. the place was still going off. the first guy runs at me with a blade out. i try to side step it but im too slow and he's too quick and feel like a burning sensation along my side as he slices me for about what i was to learn in the ER later was close to 30 stitches. im feel the shaky onset of adrenaline taking over. yeah im stuck and im bleeding like a pig- i can feel the blood running down my leg under my jeans- but what really pisses me off is that the fucker just sliced my brand new hot bodz t shirt. i remember back to my last leg work out- the one where i hit my PB of 315 for 6. i remember being in the cage. letting the adrenaline rush over and thru me before i attempted this to own this bitch. i can envision the feeling of power i had. i was almost god like. at that exact moment i fucking lose it. i blank out for what must have been 3 good minutes.

when it was all over there wasnt a body left standing in that shit hole of a bar. somewhere along the line i must have ripped my shirt off. i remember my muscles rippling as i looked in the mirror the ran across the length of the bar as i draped the karaoke singer over the bar rail and pound her from behind doggy style. covered in blood and drinking wild turkey straight from the bottle i release my load into her and she falls to the floor unconscious and exhausted from the girth of my member.

i walk out onto the street covered in blood, smelling of sex, sweat and alcohol. the typical nite of a getbigger.

Thank you Muscle phone. Thank you

[slaveboy1980]

yes.

my friend killed two of the bouncers a week later. great memories.

[Tapeworm]

Once in London (pub, not club).  Tried to stop a fight between my idiot friend and some guy who was probably just minding his own business.  The memory is a little fuzzy but no injuries so the bouncers must have been pretty cool.

When I was working as a cook in Belgium I bounced a drunk guy out of the kitchen, through the bar/restaurant, and out the front door.  Didn't do him any harm and he definitely deserved an escorted exit.  (In b4 "Was the food that bad?!)

[tallgerman]

i wish tallgerman's mom's pussy had had a bouncer so he could have preserved us from him.

post your pic fatty

[DK II]

back in '02 i had a layover in saigon on a flight i was on so i thought it'd be cool to take in some local culture and try to find a place to get a drink.

a couple blocks down from the hotel was a bar type place so i walked down and went in. it was a shitty little place full of hookers and asain triad types who looked like they had a hard on for me the minute i walked thru the door.

i remember some asian some broad was singing karaoke. she wasnt bad. anyway, i walk up to the bar and asked for a corona. they didnt have it so i ordered some shitty vietnamese beer and leaned up against the bar while i took in my surroundings. i was attracting alot of attention from everyone. i think it must have been the new hot bodz t shirt i was wearing.

some little asian guy full of tattoos came up and said something in vietnamese. he looked very aggravated. i think he was asking me if i wanted to rent his sister for the night. i took a sip of my beer while he stood in front of me waiting for some kind of response. what could i say- i dont speak vietnamese- i wasnt trying to be rude by not accepting his offer. not too happy about being ignored the little fuck slapped the beer out of my hand where it sprayed everyone to the left of me as it sailed across the room to the floor. the chick singing went quiet- i think it was 'unbreak my heart' by whitney houston. everyone stopped talking.

im stunned to say the least. im looking around to try to figure out what exactly the fuck is going on and the next thing i know his right foot connects with my temple almost knocking me down. he brings his knee up to knee me in the face and i block it out of instinct and push him away. we circle each other as the crowd moves away and now its on like donkey kong. he screams and runs at me. a straight right floors him. i think he's out cold. out of the corner of my eye i see someone to my left come at me with a bottle. i move into him and drive my knee into his balls. he drops like a bad habit. now im on a roll. the place goes ape-shit. it just simply errupted. i still have no clue what the fuck is going on. everyone in the place starts to square off. it was crazy. i had never seen anything like this before. a crew of about 5 guys circles me and they're holding knives and shit. shit just got serious.

keep in mind from the time i got the beer slapped out of my hand till the time shit went south took maybe 20-30 seconds. it was nuts. the place was still going off. the first guy runs at me with a blade out. i try to side step it but im too slow and he's too quick and feel like a burning sensation along my side as he slices me for about what i was to learn in the ER later was close to 30 stitches. im feel the shaky onset of adrenaline taking over. yeah im stuck and im bleeding like a pig- i can feel the blood running down my leg under my jeans- but what really pisses me off is that the fucker just sliced my brand new hot bodz t shirt. i remember back to my last leg work out- the one where i hit my PB of 315 for 6. i remember being in the cage. letting the adrenaline rush over and thru me before i attempted this to own this bitch. i can envision the feeling of power i had. i was almost god like. at that exact moment i fucking lose it. i blank out for what must have been 3 good minutes.

when it was all over there wasnt a body left standing in that shit hole of a bar. somewhere along the line i must have ripped my shirt off. i remember my muscles rippling as i looked in the mirror the ran across the length of the bar as i draped the karaoke singer over the bar rail and pound her from behind doggy style. covered in blood and drinking wild turkey straight from the bottle i release my load into her and she falls to the floor unconscious and exhausted from the girth of my member.

i walk out onto the street covered in blood, smelling of sex, sweat and alcohol. the typical nite of a getbigger.

nice!

[nzmusclemonster]

 

[Ursus]

Nice crepe paper shirt.

[CalvinH]

calvins friends well 2 of them got bounced at the club at one of the casinos

Not a good story to go with it though

[Tito24]

[dov]

does'nt surprise me