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A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« on: October 20, 2010, 08:16:58 PM »
If "sum" means "are", and the perfect indicative is "fui", how would you translate the word "fuit", in 3rd person singular?

Something to do with Latin btw

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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2010, 08:19:51 PM »
If "sum" means "are", and the perfect indicative is "fui", how would you translate the word "fuit", in 3rd person singular?

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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2010, 08:29:24 PM »
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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2010, 08:35:15 PM »
If you are smart, why would you waste the time on a riddle and why would you want to prove it?

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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2010, 09:39:07 PM »
"True disciples prove themselves by bearing fruit."

“I am the true vine, and My Father is the vinedresser. 2 “Every branch in Me that does not bear
fruit, He takes away; and every branch that bears fruit, He prunes it, that it may bear more fruit."

“I am the vine, you are the branches; he who abides in Me, and I in him, he
bears much fruit; for apart from Me you can do nothing."


If "sum" means "are," then "product" means "he," "she," "it."  
The "perfect ending" in latin third-person is "it."  

So, the ending of "product" is simply the "t" sound and the translation of "fuit" in third person singular is "to fruit," i.e., to present/produce fruits.....where "produce" is the "product."



Dora the Explorer has better riddles than this shit.  

Riddle:
"What can jump higher than the tallest mountain?"



Answer:
"Anyone."  Mountains can't jump, fuckface.



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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2010, 09:51:06 PM »
If "sum" means "are", and the perfect indicative is "fui", how would you translate the word "fuit", in 3rd person singular?

Something to do with Latin btw

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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2010, 09:54:10 PM »
Ubi fuisti?

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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2010, 09:56:14 PM »
Here's another riddle:

How do you know you're living with a hard bitch?

You ask her for a blowjob after dinner and she says, "I'm tired. Just wank into a cup and I'll drink it in the morning."

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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2010, 09:58:22 PM »
What's the difference between Bill O'Reilly and a bag of shit?
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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2010, 10:04:21 PM »
What's the difference between Bill O'Reilly and a bag of shit?

Thanks to welfare and food stamps provided by the high tax rate of people like Baba O'Reilly, the bag of shit has never had to work a day in its life. 


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Re: A riddle: If you're smart, figure this out
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2010, 10:18:00 PM »
Here's another riddle:

How do you know you're living with a hard bitch?

You ask her for a blowjob after dinner and she says, "I'm tired. Just wank into a cup and I'll drink it in the morning."

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Why do seagulls have wings?

To beat the fuckin gypsies to the tip