Anonymous note - clean up after yourself or... meltdown

[Army of One]

If that thing knocked on my door, i'd beat the fuck out of it.  No time for 5'4 inch twinks.

Id answer the door,rub my itchy balls on his chin while resting my beer on his head then give him $10 for some stilts and kick him down the stairs.

[gib]

Jerk off and squirt it on her door - and tell her - you want to see a mess? Now you got one - hahhahaha

[CalvinH]

Did you bring a chair to stand on so you could talk to her eye to eye

[spinnis]

Did you bring a chair to stand on so you could talk to her eye to eye

damn that was hillarious man!!

[CalvinH]

damn that was hillarious man!!

I know ...I thought the joke might go right over your head.

[spinnis]

I know ...I thought the joke might go right over your head.

I was actually taller but STILL man hillarious! really innovative!

[CalvinH]

I was actually taller but STILL man hillarious! really innovative!

Are you sitting on a phone book on top of your chair so you can reach the keybord

[spinnis]

Are you sitting on a phone book on top of your chair so you can reach the keybord

nope in  leather couch infront on my 46" lcd screen 

[CalvinH]

nope in  leather couch infront on my 46" lcd screen 

Fuck 46!...you must feel like you're in the vagina when you watch porn

[Oldschool Flip]

Through the door, mail opening or whatever you call it.

it said

"Clean up after yourself after you use the laundry room and if it doesnt get better I will contact the landlord"

Im good with critisms if I do something wrong. But when I actually havent AND THE FUCKING NOTE IS ANONYMOS it drives me crazy.
And I KNOW ive cleaned after myself lol.
So there are about 12 apartments in this house, 2 floors.
I started on the bottom floor. KNOCK KNOCK, no one answered, next door, same thing, next door same thing, next door a hot chick opens (And im pretty angry) Have you wrote any anonymos fucking note to me? "nope" alright then, Im sorry.

So I walk up dem staeris to the second floor.
Knock knock old lady in her "robe" opens, "Have you wrot a." "yes."
"ok," So what exactly didnt I clean?!?
"there were leafs and stuff all over the floor and in the machine and everywhere!"
"you dont think I would notice if I left a bunch of damn leafs behind?"
"well"
"and you do understand that some people DONT write their name in the "laundry list" (you have to write the time when you use it etc but some people dont and I always do so someone can use it after me and it looks like I was the last one using it)
"oh well im sor.."
"And why would you leave an anonymos note so I cant ask what exactly I did wrong?!"
"I forgot to.."
"Listen, if anything like this happened again KNOCK ON MY DOOR and TELL ME so we can deal with it right away instead of writing a bunch of anynomus notes ok?"
"Ok Im sorry I will do that"
"Good. because I Know I clean up after myself"
"Ok ok Im sorry"

so then I leave (shes my next door neighbour and shes a friendly old lady we have talked before)

after 2 min I hear a knock on the door, old lady is back lol
"I just wanted to appologize from blaming you, I forgot too say that (which she did actually mention a few times when we spoke) Im like its ok its ok. lol.

I cant fucking handle getting blamed for something someone ELSE has done lol.  The last time I used it I FUCKING had to clean up after someone.

there, now im calm again

Lol, live in an apartment with built in laundry. That way if you do shit on yourself, you can wash you drawls in pride.

[SS]

Guess that hag didn't know she was focking with a GB legend.

[spinnis]

Fuck 46!...you must feel like you're in the vagina when you watch porn

compared to whatever you're surfing with at your "a little bit more successful" neighbours house I guess 46" is massive!

[jesusbod]

I think you handled it just fine... One thing I hate is being accused of something I didn't do.. Annoying as hell 

[CalvinH]

compared to whatever you're surfing with at your "a little bit more successful" neighbours house I guess 46" is massive!

I just steal the link up.I don't break in...

[medz zeppelin]

compared to whatever you're surfing with at your "a little bit more successful" neighbours house I guess 46" is massive!

get yourself a couple of 15 yo brazilian girls to the laundry and shop .....then ignore the lot

[spinnis]

get yourself a couple of 15 yo brazilian girls to the laundry and shop .....then ignore the lot

Very good point

[BIG ACH]

GOOD for you for actually following through and going out to find out who left that note! Many wouldn't have the balls to do that!

Nice job man!

[Mr Nobody]

Epic Beardman wouldnt put up with any of this shit, he would just find someone and knock their ass out just for the frustration.

[Swedish Viking]

Through the door, mail opening or whatever you call it.

it said

"Clean up after yourself after you use the laundry room and if it doesnt get better I will contact the landlord"

Im good with critisms if I do something wrong. But when I actually havent AND THE FUCKING NOTE IS ANONYMOS it drives me crazy.
And I KNOW ive cleaned after myself lol.
So there are about 12 apartments in this house, 2 floors.
I started on the bottom floor. KNOCK KNOCK, no one answered, next door, same thing, next door same thing, next door a hot chick opens (And im pretty angry) Have you wrote any anonymos fucking note to me? "nope" alright then, Im sorry.

So I walk up dem staeris to the second floor.
Knock knock old lady in her "robe" opens, "Have you wrot a." "yes."
"ok," So what exactly didnt I clean?!?
"there were leafs and stuff all over the floor and in the machine and everywhere!"
"you dont think I would notice if I left a bunch of damn leafs behind?"
"well"
"and you do understand that some people DONT write their name in the "laundry list" (you have to write the time when you use it etc but some people dont and I always do so someone can use it after me and it looks like I was the last one using it)
"oh well im sor.."
"And why would you leave an anonymos note so I cant ask what exactly I did wrong?!"
"I forgot to.."
"Listen, if anything like this happened again KNOCK ON MY DOOR and TELL ME so we can deal with it right away instead of writing a bunch of anynomus notes ok?"
"Ok Im sorry I will do that"
"Good. because I Know I clean up after myself"
"Ok ok Im sorry"

so then I leave (shes my next door neighbour and shes a friendly old lady we have talked before)

after 2 min I hear a knock on the door, old lady is back lol
"I just wanted to appologize from blaming you, I forgot too say that (which she did actually mention a few times when we spoke) Im like its ok its ok. lol.

I cant fucking handle getting blamed for something someone ELSE has done lol.  The last time I used it I FUCKING had to clean up after someone.

there, now im calm again

  REALLY wish i could develop the confidence to do that.  Excellent job.  Well done.

[Tito24]

[spinnis]

  REALLY wish i could develop the confidence to do that.  Excellent job.  Well done.

At first I went down to the laundry room to check the list.. because I assumed, the person which name was after mine is the person that wrote the note.. and the person had only written "K" as the name on the list. So at first I looked at every door for a first name or a last name that started with "k"
and there wasn't any, thats when I though ok, Im not gonna bother.

But the 10 sec it took to walk to my door I thought fuck it and went to the bottom floor and got to knocking hehe.

[Tito24]

[dr.chimps]

If she was drunk and sitting, you should belted her and taken her cell phone. That'll learn her.

[SGT BARNES]

midget proud that he intimidates old woman.

how impressive

and absolute bullshit that you have a 46 without a job or a clue. nice try

[Tito24]

Uday Hussein was known for his cruelty