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The zombie war has started - getbig report in
« on: October 21, 2010, 07:05:41 AM »
The object beside you right now is your weapon of choice - post it here.

I start.


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Re: The zombie war has started - getbig report in
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2010, 07:32:14 AM »

Aww crap!


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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2010, 07:34:23 AM »


Yes, I post outdoors.

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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2010, 07:35:21 AM »
My wife's pink laptop.
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2010, 07:36:04 AM »

im very ashamed to admit that the only thing currently by my side is an old issue od Muscular Development that i pilfered from a buddy of mine


maybe zombies are all muscle pigs..........and really get down with schmoe-ing bodybuilders

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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2010, 07:38:17 AM »
a bottle of water and my cellphone.

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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2010, 07:48:05 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2010, 08:55:59 AM »
Lets keep this alive fellas - lives are at stake here - the hords are coming and we need to be prepared,

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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2010, 09:02:59 AM »
Let them come!




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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2010, 09:06:38 AM »


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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2010, 09:10:42 AM »
As an accountant I always have these at my desk  :-\

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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2010, 09:12:41 AM »
from incomplete data

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Re: The zombie war has started - getbig report in
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2010, 09:53:10 AM »
I made it home fellas, was a hard fight - the fucking mug broke after I hit the second Z in the head with it, incidentally it was that guy I saw earlier this morning in the gym
who wore a Dept collector t-shirt - I caved in his scull with the mug but then it broke.
I had to fight my way through a full on assault team of Zacks with my bare hands - I guess my bear fighting training finally paid of.

Back home now and reporting in.

unfortunatly I had Z follow me back home and I have no at least 20 of these fucking things trying to break through my reinforced front door.
I have the following at my disposal - help me getbig to make it through the night




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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2010, 09:58:12 AM »
I made it home fellas, was a hard fight - the fucking mug broke after I hit the second Z in the head with it, incidentally it was that guy I saw earlier this morning in the gym
who wore a Dept collector t-shirt - I caved in his scull with the mug but then it broke.
I had to fight my way through a full on assault team of Zacks with my bare hands - I guess my bear fighting training finally paid of.

Back home now and reporting in.

unfortunatly I had Z follow me back home and I have no at least 20 of these fucking things trying to break through my reinforced front door.
I have the following at my disposal - help me getbig to make it through the night





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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2010, 09:58:51 AM »
I think a gun that fired billiard balls would be the perfect zombie weapon.
Odds are, you could pick up your ammo and re-use, as billiard balls are hard to break.

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« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2010, 10:03:41 AM »
I think a gun that fired billiard balls would be the perfect zombie weapon.
Odds are, you could pick up your ammo and re-use, as billiard balls are hard to break.


Excellent idea, last reports I've got is that their blood is highly contagious - I have gloves and eye protection in my house so I be using that when I "gets" down to business.

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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2010, 10:42:05 AM »
Stark, I bartended in a lot of places that had pool tables.
The first thing a drunk grabs in a fight is a cue stick.
For the longest time, I never understood why someone didn't immediately pick up a billiard ball and either a) throw it at dude's head, or b) hold in in their hand and punch dude in the mouth with the ball.
Then, one day some 6'4" lanky dude who used to be a Div. I NCAA pitcher got into it with someone and the other dude picked up a pool cue.  Pitcher hurled a billiard ball at his head and the ball literally went through the wall.  It would have killled guy if it had hit him.
I don't understand why this scenario has never played out in a movie.

The contagious blood thing could be a problem with the re-usability of billiard ball ammo though.  We will need Lysol Antiseptic Wet Wipes in our Arsenal.

Bull Durham has a scene where Costner dares hotshot pitcher Tim Robbins to throw a baseball at him.  Not the same but a classic flick.

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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2010, 10:49:02 AM »
Hmmm.  "I can't help ya, Sundance."


Jackie Chan probably, somewhere.

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« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2010, 10:50:40 AM »


Goddammit!



At least I'm going out with great looking hair. ;D

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« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2010, 11:06:26 AM »


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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2010, 11:18:15 AM »
I know about Bull Durham, but I am talking more in a Chuck Norris/Steven Segal/JCVD type movie.
Seeing bros getting knocked the fuck out with billiard balls would be bees knees.

theres a few...in a jet lee movie he uses pool balls to knock out several guys. i think steven segal uses them in one also.




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« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2010, 11:24:30 AM »
theres a few...in a jet lee movie he uses pool balls to knock out several guys. i think steven segal uses them in one also.





I'll have to check that out.
But, you must admit, there has never been a billiard ball gun.

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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2010, 12:14:04 PM »
Stark, I bartended in a lot of places that had pool tables.
The first thing a drunk grabs in a fight is a cue stick.
For the longest time, I never understood why someone didn't immediately pick up a billiard ball and either a) throw it at dude's head, or b) hold in in their hand and punch dude in the mouth with the ball.
Then, one day some 6'4" lanky dude who used to be a Div. I NCAA pitcher got into it with someone and the other dude picked up a pool cue.  Pitcher hurled a billiard ball at his head and the ball literally went through the wall.  It would have killled guy if it had hit him.
I don't understand why this scenario has never played out in a movie.

The contagious blood thing could be a problem with the re-usability of billiard ball ammo though.  We will need Lysol Antiseptic Wet Wipes in our Arsenal.

I think it comes down to "re-usability" of your weapon, I mean some people had a better chance killing chance if they throw a handgun
at the attacker but it just feels better to squeeze off a couple of .45 at your target of choice even if you cannot shoot worth a fuck.

I've just discussed my hideout with purple Aki this morning, its a lodge I been quietly building and reinforcing over the past few month.
Its tucked away in the wicklow mountains at a perfect location which will give me a lot of time to react to any larger Z force if they ever make it that far.
I have the place littered with snare traps, man holes which can hold up to 20 Z's at any time.
The fucking bogtrotting irish government still don't allow their citizens to hold any weapons license even at this time, so I had to make shit up like my headbashers and crossbows etc.
I have all my weapons stashed away in convenient locations in case Zack turns up and I am getting ambushed.

Anybody wants to join me to fight the fight in wicklow let me know and I send you the google maps coordination its not too late yet - I am getting on my way tomorrow my wife's already there.
I will build up a new clan, and as i have said to purple aki everybody is welcome, it will be a striktly non religious clan and I am leaning heavily to the side of not allowing woman to have a major play in clan politics for a while not because I am sexist but because the overall suvivability depends on brute force and not intuition.