Author Topic: Line of the Century (Read 7879 times)

chaos · « **Reply #25 on:** October 22, 2010, 05:21:05 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on October 22, 2010, 05:17:01 AM

i know these things are difficult for you to grasp with your mental issues. So i will break it down for you.

1. you have lied about those stats.
2. you seem to think by posting pics and videos people will believe your rediculous claims.
3. funny thing about those pics and videos - all they show is a slight change in your bloated mess of a face. if you were telling the truth about ur claims - we would notice a difference in your recent pics.
4. all that video shows is a large mass of celulite.
5. where is the video of you proving your waist measurement with a loss of 5 "
6. please do not waste my time posting a 5 sec video with you sucking your monsterous gut in getting a quick measurement then turning off
7. you are as obsessed with me as ever - i will continue to own you till the day you commit suicide.

The final list of a desperate man.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #26 on:** October 22, 2010, 05:28:27 AM »

chaos chaos chaos if i was desperate i would dress up like the guy from limp biscuit.

if i was desperate i would grow a goatee to hide my ugly face and distract people from my baldness.

if i was desperate i would tattoo my cankles to try to hide their repulsive effect on people.

if i was desperate i would not live in a trailer.

on short the day i become desperate is the day i look like this:

chaos · « **Reply #27 on:** October 22, 2010, 06:06:04 AM »

Can't see it on my phone but I'm sure its one of the photoshopped pics....sad you still look worse. Lol

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #28 on:** October 22, 2010, 07:27:15 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on October 22, 2010, 05:28:27 AM

chaos chaos chaos if i was desperate i would dress up like the guy from limp biscuit.

if i was desperate i would grow a goatee to hide my ugly face and distract people from my baldness.

if i was desperate i would tattoo my cankles to try to hide their repulsive effect on people.

if i was desperate i would not live in a trailer.

on short the day i become desperate is the day i look like this:

Ironically, you're six months away from looking that good..

dantelis · « **Reply #29 on:** October 22, 2010, 07:35:22 AM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 21, 2010, 03:49:34 PM

Maybe he was hoping this would increase his chances of being bit by a radiactive spider so he could realize his dream of being the real spiderman.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #30 on:** October 22, 2010, 07:45:57 AM »

Quote from: dantelis on October 22, 2010, 07:35:22 AM

Maybe he was hoping this would increase his chances of being bit by a radiactive spider so he could realize his dream of being the real spiderman.

spot the monkey just joining in the bashing trying to fit in with the retard minority, even though he knows nothing about me

Tito24 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 22, 2010, 07:57:28 AM »

tom joad · « **Reply #32 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:22:06 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on October 22, 2010, 07:57:28 AM

i'd like to slither in there.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #33 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:22:35 AM »

whats the big deal? i have a PhD in Dildology

disturbia · « **Reply #34 on:** October 22, 2010, 08:24:45 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on October 22, 2010, 05:17:01 AM

i know these things are difficult for you to grasp with your mental issues. So i will break it down for you.

1. you have lied about those stats.
2. you seem to think by posting pics and videos people will believe your rediculous claims.
3. funny thing about those pics and videos - all they show is a slight change in your bloated mess of a face. if you were telling the truth about ur claims - we would notice a difference in your recent pics.
4. all that video shows is a large mass of celulite.
5. where is the video of you proving your waist measurement with a loss of 5 "
6. please do not waste my time posting a 5 sec video with you sucking your monsterous gut in getting a quick measurement then turning off
7. you are as obsessed with me as ever - i will continue to own you till the day you commit suicide.

wow Porky, you are really reaching now,........go eat another frozen dinner,....how sad is that, all your meals are pre-made frozen dinners, that is just pitiful

Fatpanda · « **Reply #35 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:16:37 AM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 22, 2010, 08:24:45 AM

wow Porky, you are really reaching now,........go eat another frozen dinner,....how sad is that, all your meals are pre-made frozen dinners, that is just pitiful

hahahaha as usual whenever i hurt your feelings with the cold hard truth you clutch at lies.

pre-made dinners hahahaha

i can just picture you sitting on your moms pc as you typed that, just as you are thinking of a reply your mom walked in and asks you what you want for dinner - then you melt as usual - " fuck you ya old bitch, can't you see i'm fuuucking on the pc , you know what i do to woman who fuck with me.................i'll have a can of meatballs"

you are beyond pathetic.

no one · « **Reply #36 on:** October 22, 2010, 10:46:58 AM »

Quote from: Master Blaster on October 21, 2010, 03:59:49 PM

Fatpanda is so fat his left armpit is called "the upper East side"

lol

disturbia · « **Reply #37 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:38:33 PM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on October 22, 2010, 10:16:37 AM

hahahaha as usual whenever i hurt your feelings with the cold hard truth you clutch at lies.

pre-made dinners hahahaha

i can just picture you sitting on your moms pc as you typed that, just as you are thinking of a reply your mom walked in and asks you what you want for dinner - then you melt as usual - " fuck you ya old bitch, can't you see i'm fuuucking on the pc , you know what i do to woman who fuck with me.................i'll have a can of meatballs"

you are beyond pathetic.

ummmmm
you actually are eating pre made frozen dinners or out of the can meals
why would you even argue that fact?
I don't get it.

heres your one meal,....

nice to see you call my Mom an old bitch, must be one of those Buddhist traits of yours

disturbia · « **Reply #38 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:42:23 PM »

this 100% is another one,....pathetic

oh brother this one is right from a store in Glasgow---lololol epic pathetic meals

Fatpanda · « **Reply #39 on:** October 22, 2010, 12:55:51 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are so obsessed with me that you have actually been surfing the internet looking for meals sold in glasgow that match my diet meals hahahahaha

my god how can i possibly deny such detective work hahahahahahaha

outstanding holmes !

WOOF !

disturbia · « **Reply #40 on:** October 22, 2010, 01:01:50 PM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on October 22, 2010, 12:55:51 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are so obsessed with me that you have actually been surfing the internet looking for meals sold in glasgow that match my diet meals hahahahaha

my god how can i possibly deny such detective work hahahahahahaha

outstanding holmes !

WOOF !

Im just bored, only playing 3 tables on one screen. Gotta pass the time oh frozen prepared meal eater. I'm gonna lay odds that your steak and mashed potatos is actually a TV Dinner, which would actually make that the saddest, most pathetic sorry thing ever on this board.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #41 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:10:51 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 22, 2010, 01:01:50 PM

Im just bored, only playing 3 tables on one screen. Gotta pass the time oh frozen prepared meal eater. I'm gonna lay odds that your steak and mashed potatos is actually a TV Dinner, which would actually make that the saddest, most pathetic sorry thing ever on this board.

haha yes that makes you obsession of me ok

and actually no, the saddest and most pathetic thing on this board is you searching for tv dinners sold in glasgow to try to claim i eat tv dinners hahahahahahaha

what a waste of life you are.

you are below me in everything in life.

kill yourself immediately - end the pain.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #42 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:24:12 PM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on October 22, 2010, 02:10:51 PM

haha yes that makes you obsession of me ok

and actually no, the saddest and most pathetic thing on this board is you searching for tv dinners sold in glasgow to try to claim i eat tv dinners hahahahahahaha

what a waste of life you are.

you are below me in everything in life.

kill yourself immediately - end the pain.

Is that the Buddist in you talking?

Fatpanda · « **Reply #43 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:28:21 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on October 22, 2010, 02:24:12 PM

Is that the Buddist in you talking?

yes, its clear his karma is so low there in nothing but pain in this life for him.

he could change if he improved his mental outlook - but unfortunately he has repeatedly shown he has a weak mind.

time to end it all and hope the next life will be better.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #44 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:41:46 PM »

Quote from: Xerxes on October 22, 2010, 02:35:37 PM

Brutal "die.. kill yourself" meltdowns from Guru Panda

What is he a "Guru" of?

Pushing Girl Scouts down and stealing their cookies.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #45 on:** October 22, 2010, 02:42:29 PM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on October 22, 2010, 02:28:21 PM

yes, its clear his karma is so low there in nothing but pain in this life for him.

he could change if he improved his mental outlook - but unfortunately he has repeatedly shown he has a weak mind.

time to end it all and hope the next life will be better.

So buddists routinely advocate suicide?

Insert brutal eyeroll emoticon

TrueGrit · « **Reply #46 on:** October 22, 2010, 04:18:59 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on October 22, 2010, 07:57:28 AM

Snake needs to be careful; women are dangerous.

hazbin · « **Reply #47 on:** October 22, 2010, 04:24:42 PM »

Quote from: Tito24 on October 22, 2010, 07:57:28 AM

quite the snakepit there

disturbia · « **Reply #48 on:** October 22, 2010, 04:27:59 PM »

lol at the gym today

So I go to the gym today and take this pic of FatAss and his trainging and diet routines for the boys to have a laugh over. I show them the pic and routines, and they all say the same thing "Is this guy serious?". I answer yes, and he is a buddhist. One guy takes all the pics and routines, tapes them up on the wall in the change room, grabs a black marker and writes in big letters "IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED IN THE GYM, DO THE OPPOSITE OF THIS IDIOT". I'm then training legs and a staff member comes over and asks me if I put that up in the change room. Expecting to get shit, he instead says "Is that guy for real?" and when I answer yes, he says "Is he retarded or something?" and he LEAVES THE STUFF UP. Anyways, it was still on the wall when I left and people were somewhere between laughing their ass off and baffled if it was a real person and real dieting and training.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #49 on:** October 22, 2010, 04:32:34 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 22, 2010, 04:27:59 PM

lol at the gym today

So I go to the gym today and take this pic of FatAss and his trainging and diet routines for the boys to have a laugh over. I show them the pic and routines, and they all say the same thing "Is this guy serious?". I answer yes, and he is a buddhist. One guy takes all the pics and routines, tapes them up on the wall in the change room, grabs a black marker and writes in big letters "IF YOU WANT TO SUCCEED IN THE GYM, DO THE OPPOSITE OF THIS IDIOT". I'm then training legs and a staff member comes over and asks me if I put that up in the change room. Expecting to get shit, he instead says "Is that guy for real?" and when I answer yes, he says "Is he retarded or something?" and he LEAVES THE STUFF UP. Anyways, it was still on the wall when I left and people were somewhere between laughing their ass off and baffled if it was a real person and real dieting and training.

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

How much rent is Fatpanda charging you?