I know!! It just looks too funny

They should have had David in the middle---leaning over arms outstretched on the table, triceps flare outwards, given the appearance of larger arms, and less of a scowl, but with more of smirk.
Or in the middle, slightly leaned over, one hand on either Phil's or Jay's shoulder and one on the one of the women, with a "I got this nod"...