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Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« on: October 24, 2010, 12:18:03 AM »

Check the athleticism on this guy ;D

Brock by flying foetus in the first.

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2010, 04:03:01 AM »
Doesn't look like a viking to me.

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2010, 04:48:46 AM »
Done...

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2010, 05:35:30 AM »


sheer atleticism and brutal speed.

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2010, 07:43:12 AM »


sheer atleticism and brutal speed.


The double dutch spinaroonie, into fetal position.  I love it  ;D

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2010, 08:40:14 AM »
I missed it (was watching online and fell asleep during j.shields match lol)

From what i'm reading (and see of his lumped up head) looks like he took a savage beating.

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2010, 09:29:48 AM »
I missed it (was watching online and fell asleep during j.shields match lol)

From what i'm reading (and see of his lumped up head) looks like he took a savage beating.

Yes, horrible standup. Mediocre wrestling and no fighting spirit.

Nothing more than the overhyped WWE clown with 2 years of real training.

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2010, 09:43:27 AM »
Yes, horrible standup. Mediocre wrestling and no fighting spirit.

Nothing more than the overhyped WWE clown with 2 years of real training.

I just watched it. Terrible just terrible.

My observations:

Terrible stand up. Almost makes you wonder if this guy does ANY boxing and any sort of thai or kickboxing at all sparring.

Second, he had zero gameplan. He couldn't even defend himself on his back....you can pretty much watch mma on tv and KNOW when a guy is on top,,PULL HIM IN, GRAP HIS BICEPS..something and explode your hips..something to get him off rhythm so you can get back to your damn feet and at the very least reset things. Don't just turtle the fuk up(he's a full time so he has plenty of time to learn this).

He looked like he had ZERO fights. I feel this was a pathetic defense of his title. Just pathetic. He looked like nothing more than an oversized guy willing to walk through shots and win with attrition hoping the other guy would tire out.

Congrats to Cain. He picked his spots well. I feel when he nulled brock initial take down attempt to start the match he pretty much showed brock this was going to be a long night.
 

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2010, 10:33:14 AM »
Where are all the Lesnar lovers?????  Where are all the Lesnar lovers now??????  It makes you think you know nothing about MMA.  Lesnar was crushed.  He looked like a dancing, spinning bear.  Completely pathetic!

Brock's "freak size" and "freak strength" and "freak athleticism" couldn't hang in the NFL and can't hang in MMA.  I sure hope the WWE resigns him, because that is where he belongs. 

The joke, side show of Brock Lesnar is hopefully over!  It was an insult to all of us real MMA fans.

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2010, 12:30:09 PM »
Where are all the Lesnar lovers?????  Where are all the Lesnar lovers now??????  It makes you think you know nothing about MMA.  Lesnar was crushed.  He looked like a dancing, spinning bear.  Completely pathetic!

Brock's "freak size" and "freak strength" and "freak athleticism" couldn't hang in the NFL and can't hang in MMA.  I sure hope the WWE resigns him, because that is where he belongs. 

The joke, side show of Brock Lesnar is hopefully over!  It was an insult to all of us real MMA fans.

agreed.  anyone who thought lesnar had any skill whatsoever doesnt know shit about the fight game
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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2010, 12:32:17 PM »
Ok who the fucks gimmick is Isucksalami?
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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2010, 06:24:05 PM »
So, you disagree with my comments about Lesnar?  You don't really say.

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2010, 07:40:36 PM »
agreed.  anyone who thought lesnar had any skill whatsoever doesnt know shit about the fight game

When/where did ANYONE claim that Lesnar has any "skill"?
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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2010, 09:18:38 PM »
When/where did ANYONE claim that Lesnar has any "skill"?

Hahahaha... oh I don't know this idiot named mindspin talking about lesnar like he's the greatest thing since sliced bread!

how he's leaps and bounds above Fedor and is the best heavyweight on the planet... your golden boy just got ANNIHILATED..

brock was honestly scared to death to be in there. you can see the fear in his eyes.

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2010, 12:04:31 PM »
Hahahaha... oh I don't know this idiot named mindspin talking about lesnar like he's the greatest thing since sliced bread!

how he's leaps and bounds above Fedor and is the best heavyweight on the planet... your golden boy just got ANNIHILATED..

brock was honestly scared to death to be in there. you can see the fear in his eyes.


Please find a post anywhere, where I say Lesnar has great skills in MMA.  You won't find any.  While you're at it, let me know if you find any posts from me putting Lesnar on some sort of pedestal.  Again, you won't find any. 

I've been waiting for that cocky POS to get his ass handed to him, ever since he disrespected Heath.  He got what he had coming to him.

Now, that said, he would still own that over hyped fat russian, whose dick you so love to deep throat :)
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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2010, 03:04:41 PM »
You really believe that?  You really think after displaying now his lack of MMA skills that he would "own" Fedor?

I don't know if you are joking or not, but if you are not that statement really kills your credibility.

Brock has now proven he cannot handle an opponent with very good MMA skills.  Whether you like or hate Fedor, if you have any knowledge of the sport you would know he has very good MMA skills. 

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2010, 03:50:28 PM »
You really believe that?  You really think after displaying now his lack of MMA skills that he would "own" Fedor?

I don't know if you are joking or not, but if you are not that statement really kills your credibility.

Brock has now proven he cannot handle an opponent with very good MMA skills.  Whether you like or hate Fedor, if you have any knowledge of the sport you would know he has very good MMA skills. 

it's hard to say since most of his opponents were complete cans and the only good guys he fought were like 10 years ago.
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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2010, 04:43:25 PM »
I guess we just have to agree to disagree then.   Clearly, Fedor has a fantastic MMA skill set, but I guess you would agree to disagree with that.

For the record, I was hoping Brock would be better than he is.  There's a great appeal for watching the big freaky guys.  I would imagine the same was said back in the Gladiator days.  I'm sure the "freak shows" were a huge draw.

To Brock's defense, if you take away his time off due to his health, he has had very little MMA training in the whole scheme of things.  But, I think he still would only be so good no matter how long he trained.

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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2010, 06:02:25 PM »
TakeASalami is all riled up over Brock, lol.
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Re: Brock ''the turtle'' Lesnar
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2010, 07:51:18 AM »
Wow, some great rhetoric from chaos.