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Religion?
« on: October 26, 2010, 05:13:42 AM »
Long story short.  I have a friend who rents out half of his duplex.  Rented it to a guy from India (been in the states for 20 years).  Getting ready to leave for work yesterday he sees the guy standing under the tree in the front yard pouring water at the base of the tree.  He thought the guy had said he was raised Catholic, I think it might be some type of Hindu ritual.  Anyone have any ideas real or otherwise?  It would amuse me to prod him with some wild story so he starts to freak out if we cannot discern what he was actually doing.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2010, 05:18:47 AM »
Perhaps he was watering a plant.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2010, 05:23:57 AM »
Renting out half of his duplex huh?  How come everyone on Getbig claims to know a billionaire?
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2010, 05:31:44 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on October 26, 2010, 05:18:47 AM
Perhaps he was watering a plant.

exactly. maby he just wanted to give the tree some water, whats so bad with that?  ???
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2010, 05:51:07 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on October 26, 2010, 05:23:57 AM
Renting out half of his duplex huh?  How come everyone on Getbig claims to know a billionaire?

First of all most people on getbig claim to be millionaires, not know one.  Second of all since when does owning a duplex, living in half, and renting out the other half make you a "rich" person?  Congratulations you win the fuckwitt award for October 26th.

Guys it was 6:30 in the AM.  I don't think he was watering a plant.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2010, 06:00:10 AM »
 You better hope he's a Hindu.

 Hinduism is a badass religion of enlightenment.

 Catholicism is an ass backwards religion of dogma, fear and pedos.

 By the way. Watering a fucking tree has nothing to do with Hinduism. But i'm sure you're just trolling anyway.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2010, 06:08:37 AM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on October 26, 2010, 06:00:10 AM
You better hope he's a Hindu.

 Hinduism is a badass religion of enlightenment.

 Catholicism is an ass backwards religion of dogma, fear and pedos.


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Re: Religion?
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2010, 06:14:44 AM »
Quote from: Power on October 26, 2010, 05:51:07 AM
First of all most people on getbig claim to be millionaires, not no one.  Second of all since when does owning a duplex, living in half, and renting out the other half make you a "rich" person?  Congratulations you win the fuckwitt award for October 26th.

You're not impressed by a guy who rents the other half of his duplex?!  :o
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2010, 06:18:19 AM »
wasnt duplex something like baby lego?
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2010, 06:19:01 AM »
 There are two possibilities here.

 The OP is a troll.

 Or, he comes from the deepest depts of white trash trailer park redneck culture that most of us cannot even comprehend.

 God damn i'm so drunk now.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2010, 06:23:50 AM »
Everyone thinks Lincoln was talking about the Union but he was actually a duplex dweller.  What he originally said was, "This house divided against itself I cannot stand."
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2010, 06:31:49 AM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on October 26, 2010, 06:19:01 AM
There are two possibilities here.

 The OP is a troll.

 Or, he comes from the deepest depts of white trash trailer park redneck culture that most of us cannot even comprehend.

 God damn i'm so drunk now.


Awesome spelling for a drunk dude. Seriously impressed, only one typo.


 :)
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2010, 06:37:06 AM »
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2010, 06:41:02 AM »
A little bit of Animism?
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2010, 06:47:43 AM »
 The guy has respect for nature and living things?  :o

 What next? Human sacrifice? Beastiality?

 The man is obviously a witch. Burn him alive.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2010, 06:50:12 AM »


What if it wasn't water?



 :-X

And I'm outta here.............

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Re: Religion?
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2010, 06:51:21 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on October 26, 2010, 05:18:47 AM
Perhaps he was watering a plant.

x2.  Is it dry where you (the OP) live?

Maybe the guy works during the day and watered the tree before work.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2010, 07:15:22 AM »
Sorry to disappoint.  Not trolling.  Friend brought up the scene as he saw it play out when we were talking last evening.  I thought it was odd so I figured I would post it and see if any of our "worldly" GetBiggers could provide some insight.   Hell, for all I know the guy was pissing on the tree. It was dark, and my friend admitted he was not 100% sure of what he saw.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2010, 07:20:40 AM »
Tell your friend to worry if he sees the dude trying to fly a plane into the tree.
A little watering, nothing to worry about.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #19 on: October 26, 2010, 07:40:20 AM »
I'd be more concerned when the rent is due and the guy starts negotiating....
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2010, 07:49:45 AM »
Who gives a fuck?
If he pays rent & doesn't cause problem then he's a good tenant.

To the dumbass that thinks you gotta be a millionaire to own a duplex? Hahahha what 3rd world country are you from? All you need is good credit & $10k
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2010, 07:55:41 AM »
Quote from: pluck on October 26, 2010, 07:49:45 AM
Who gives a fuck?
If he pays rent & doesn't cause problem then he's a good tenant.

To the dumbass that thinks you gotta be a millionaire to own a duplex? Hahahha what 3rd world country are you from? All you need is good credit & $10k

And the patience of a saint.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2010, 08:57:57 AM »
getting angry because someone is watering your plants? lol

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Re: Religion?
« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2010, 09:09:32 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on October 26, 2010, 08:57:57 AM
getting angry because someone is watering your plants? lol


He`s not angry he`s bewildered, He thinks he`s just seen one of the greatest acts of culturally diversity that has ever occured. In reality the guy just likes gardens.
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Re: Religion?
« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2010, 09:12:40 AM »
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