Author Topic: Mowing the yard; anabolic? (Read 2488 times)

tommywishbone · « **on:** October 26, 2010, 12:23:23 PM »

I'm planning to mow the yard in a few minutes. What type of gains should I expect? I'm thinking at least 1/2 an inch on my quads and a 1/2 inch on my triceps as well.

CalvinH · « **Reply #1 on:** October 26, 2010, 12:27:25 PM »

Ride a mower while drinking Budweiser....

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #2 on:** October 26, 2010, 12:28:27 PM »

You could go catabolic bro.

coltrane · « **Reply #3 on:** October 26, 2010, 12:38:03 PM »

This is the kinda bs thread that clutters up this board.

Yes, this is a meltdown.

Bossa · « **Reply #4 on:** October 26, 2010, 12:42:35 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on October 26, 2010, 12:28:27 PM

You could go catabolic bro.

i think if he sips on a protein/card shake during the mowing he should be able to maintain his gains while improving vacularity

tommywishbone · « **Reply #5 on:** October 26, 2010, 01:47:56 PM »

I knew I could depend on my fellow GBer's to apply science & logic to my inquiry.

benchmstr · « **Reply #6 on:** October 26, 2010, 01:54:29 PM »

it depends on your yard, and beer intake...

bench

SS · « **Reply #7 on:** October 26, 2010, 01:56:15 PM »

Save your energy for the gym and spend the 5 bucks on a taco to do it.

benchmstr · « **Reply #8 on:** October 26, 2010, 01:58:31 PM »

Quote from: SS on October 26, 2010, 01:56:15 PM

Save your energy for the gym and spend the 5 bucks on a taco to do it.

just 1 taco??

bench

SS · « **Reply #9 on:** October 26, 2010, 02:01:50 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on October 26, 2010, 01:58:31 PM

just 1 taco??

bench

Depends on the size of the yard.

benchmstr · « **Reply #10 on:** October 26, 2010, 02:09:41 PM »

Quote from: SS on October 26, 2010, 02:01:50 PM

Depends on the size of the yard.

WHAT?...hell, walking to my truck just to drive to the taco place requires 2!!!

bench

dan18 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 26, 2010, 02:15:32 PM »

Quote from: coltrane on October 26, 2010, 12:38:03 PM

This is the kinda bs thread that clutters up this board.

Yes, this is a meltdown.

its called humour there is a board for guys like you bymgay runs it.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 26, 2010, 02:25:18 PM »

Many GBers make a living mowing yards

Fallsview · « **Reply #13 on:** October 26, 2010, 03:20:25 PM »

Eating the fresh cut grass after fertilizing it would be since it is loaded with Nitrogen.

wes mantooth · « **Reply #14 on:** October 26, 2010, 07:48:50 PM »

put the mexican landscaper that is supposed to do it in a baby bjorn and lunge through the movement

disturbia · « **Reply #15 on:** October 26, 2010, 07:58:33 PM »

mut be nice to mow
we got a foot of snow

wes mantooth · « **Reply #16 on:** October 26, 2010, 08:07:27 PM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 26, 2010, 07:58:33 PM

mut be nice to mow
we got a foot of snow

jesus....some people are gluttons for punishment.

there are places in the world to live that dont have shit awful weather disturbia!

win that lottery and MOOOOVE! just dont forget about the little peple

newmom · « **Reply #17 on:** October 27, 2010, 04:02:56 AM »

Quote from: disturbia on October 26, 2010, 07:58:33 PM

mut be nice to mow
we got a foot of snow

oh goodness, that sucks

Tapeworm · « **Reply #18 on:** October 27, 2010, 04:22:31 AM »

Duct tape your testicles to a self propelled mower = motivation.

dov · « **Reply #19 on:** October 27, 2010, 04:38:41 AM »

Just saw Charlie Sheen mowing his lawn and he look strong as ever.

newmom · « **Reply #20 on:** October 27, 2010, 04:40:26 AM »

Quote from: dov on October 27, 2010, 04:38:41 AM

Just saw Charlie Sheen mowing his lawn and he look strong as ever.

LMAO he just got in trouble again in NYC, dumb fucker he is

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #21 on:** October 27, 2010, 05:45:18 AM »

Quote from: newmom on October 27, 2010, 04:40:26 AM

LMAO he just got in trouble again in NYC, dumb fucker he is

there are rumors that the mysterious woman he was purported to be with left some canolli and what appears to be moustache hair in the soap in the bathroom......where were you on said night?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** October 27, 2010, 05:47:16 AM »

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #23 on:** October 27, 2010, 05:49:35 AM »

newmom = Magnum NM

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #24 on:** October 27, 2010, 06:48:18 AM »

You might get more intensity mowing with one of those mowers that doesnt have a engine on it just blades hang a couple of 45 lb plates on it and every 3 hours take a protein drink.

Kinda sounds like a Falcon principle.