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Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« on: October 27, 2010, 03:56:43 PM »
Paul the Octopus, who had a 100% success rate picking World Cup soccer games, has passed away.

He picked teams by selecting an object from one of two boxes that had each country's flag decorated on the front.

"His success made him almost a bigger story than the World Cup itself," said Stefan Porwoll of the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre in Germany. "We may decide to give Paul his own small burial plot within our grounds and erect a modest permanent shrine. While this may seem a curious thing to do for a sea creature, Paul achieved such popularity during his short life that it may be deemed the most appropriate course of action."

Despite many serious offers, Paul remained an amateur and did not go to work for European bookmakers.




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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2010, 04:07:14 PM »


The assassins finally got him.


Knew t'was only a matter of time. Soccer is serious business.


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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2010, 04:09:20 PM »

The assassins finally got him.


Knew t'was only a matter of time. Soccer is serious business.


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Vegas sent down some of their Intrade Assasins to finish the job.

Heared the have a squid lined up as a red herring.

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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2010, 04:10:03 PM »
Vegas sent down some of their Intrade Assasins to finish the job.

Heared the have a squid lined up as a red herring.

justice for paul

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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2010, 04:17:22 PM »
he was the best thing from that shitty wc

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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2010, 04:19:32 PM »
you cant have a prognosticator like that running wild in a tank giving out free picks... this Octopus puts Sam Rothstein to shame

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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2010, 04:27:46 PM »


Make them test his aquarium water. Bet those bastids slipped something in the filter.


JUSTICE FOR PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2010, 04:41:43 PM »


Or spiked his mussels.


The bastids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2010, 04:42:56 PM »

Or spiked his mussels.


The bastids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(



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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2010, 04:44:05 PM »
RIP Paul...apparently two and half is old for an octopus so he had a good innings.

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Re: Soccer Legend Paul the Octopus has Died...
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2010, 05:00:11 PM »


What's the bet they pickle him in a jar of formaldehyde and prop him up in a place of honour behind the bar.



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