One time offer.

[Lundgren]

Alright byes I`putting this on the table here just this one time. You can call me fag. To my face, and I`ll just let it slide, one time only, right now, so who do we have. Come on step the fuck up or your gonna be stuck with being a bitch schmoe twink for the rest of your life.

[Lundgren]

Hahahaha you need to get laid badly

I know man 5 months man 5 fucking months.
It`s good though I got two solid, options going, just not tonogiht, and tomorrow night there`s gonna be some vag floating around for kicks. I`m actually more worried about which of the two girls I priortize on. The foreign chick who just happens to be 200 k from the border, or the french chick that just so happen to be about 15 k from my home town. Both fit and equally fuckable.

[Lundgren]

I'd go with the french one  

I know me too, it`s just wierd, it`s like you fucking a persian in Norway something wierd about it. I`m part french so it`s not really that exotic, don`t speak a word of it of course, but she speaks english with no accent. 

[Lundgren]

"je voudrais coucher avec toi mademoiselle" my best french flirting right there

Lol you got me conviced I really dig languages so fucking her just for the language lessons would be sweet. I just can`t believe she`s so perfect and yet Im not jumping down her snatch.

[benchmstr]

Alright byes I`putting this on the table here just this one time. You can call me fag. To my face, and I`ll just let it slide, one time only, right now, so who do we have. Come on step the fuck up or your gonna be stuck with being a bitch schmoe twink for the rest of your life.

let me know when the offer is up....then i will say it!!!

 

bench

[Hulkotron]

You won't fuck either of them hope this helps 

[Lundgren]

You won't fuck either of them hope this helps 

Nah actually it`s a done deal, I`m smart when it comes to geeky bitches. I`m like the alpha geek or something, the kind of guy nerdy girls want in them, it`s hard to explain, I`m no player but I can do well until my crazy starts showing.