I enjoy watching the mythology grow and grow and what you are actually doing is revealing yourself and your own perception based on whatever bias and premise you have created within your own mind.
Everyone mythologizes differently and I do find that highly entertaining. Next year it will be something totally different and hopefully it will not be a rehash or a mish mosh of old fiction. Actually, I am willing to bet I can steer you in a totally different direction and you will be none the wiser.
On another note, I found out that you have never read a book in your life. Seeing as rotund and immobile as you are, I would have thought you could have blown through the Harvard Press Collection in a matter of months. What gives old man? Just because you are fat does not mean you have to play into the meme of also being stupid.
Why oh why do you like to embarrass yourself. Answer these questions;
What college did you go to
What culinary school di you graduate from
What actual profession do you have
Show a photo of you inside the Lotus you said you owned. (even though it woudl probably be just one at a dealership you sat in)
Show us a photo of your kitchen.
Show us photo of just one degree you have.
Show one video of you deadlifting 225 for just 100 reps instead of the higher number you said you did.
Dude you are a North Carolina joke. Face it you have been outed in this thread and many others. Sorry Concentration Camp Champ