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Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« on: October 31, 2010, 05:59:17 PM »

My sister in Law lives in California, she was at a restaurant talking to the hostess to get a table, when this big man cuts in front of her puts a $50 bill on the hostess' table and in a thick Austrian accent asks them to break it for him!


Yep, it was the King!



She called me immediately.  I'm really jealous!
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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2010, 06:00:47 PM »
did she touch his penis...also known as "the source of his power"?

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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2010, 06:02:25 PM »

No she said she smiled at him, but apparently he was in a rush, and didn't even smile back!  Took off like a bat out of hell!
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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2010, 06:04:52 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 06:02:25 PM
No she said she smiled at him, but apparently he was in a rush, and didn't even smile back!  Took off like a bat out of hell!
he must have been in a hurry to see a asian about a "massage"...

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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2010, 06:10:54 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 06:04:52 PM
he must have been in a hurry to see a asian about a "massage"...

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 That's what I did yesterday.

 Awesome 90 minute massage, ginseng tea, then she rode my cock like it was a rodeo.

 Not bad for 60 bucks huh?
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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2010, 06:11:37 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on October 31, 2010, 06:10:54 PM
That's what I did yesterday.

 Awesome 90 minute massage, ginseng tea, then she rode my cock like it was a rodeo.

 Not bad for 60 bucks huh?
oh, so your not a virgin anymore?....shocker!!!

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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2010, 06:12:51 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 06:11:37 PM
oh, so your not a virgin anymore?....shocker!!!

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 I wasn't a virgin before that. Just go ask your Mom.
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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2010, 06:15:23 PM »
Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on October 31, 2010, 06:12:51 PM
I wasn't a virgin before that. Just go ask your Mom.
Ron never let your original account out of timeout huh?

how bout you own up to all the accounts you are currently running?

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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2010, 06:19:22 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on October 31, 2010, 05:59:17 PM
My sister in Law lives in California, she was at a restaurant talking to the hostess to get a table, when this big man cuts in front of her puts a $50 bill on the hostess' table and in a thick Austrian accent asks them to break it for him!


Yep, it was the King!



She called me immediately.  I'm really jealous!

Jaaahhhhh, she looked faaaahhntaaaahstic
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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2010, 06:20:17 PM »
Maybe he was getting to the choppa!
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Re: Funny story from Today - Bodybuilding related
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2010, 06:29:28 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on October 31, 2010, 06:15:23 PM
Ron never let your original account out of timeout huh?

how bout you own up to all the accounts you are currently running?

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 This is my only account here.

 I had one before this.

 That's all.

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