Snookie is a perfect microcosm of what east coast American women in their early 20s have become...Heidi Montag for west coast...American broads fucking suck for relationships...
Last hope are Southern Chicks that still recognize gender roles and are accepting of them...(I'm not saying barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen) but she MUST be book smart in addition to this...If I ever marry again it will be a smart broad off the boat but untainted by American society...American Bitches are scum...Great job women's movement... 
Sperm receptacles...Whenever I'm in a mall and see these fucking little dingbats with their effeminate boyfriends or gaypals or see a young fella 30 something being dragged around by his wife with looks on his face that say "help me"...I'd be willing to take the risk of being treated like shit and firehosed just to live in a different decade as a black fella so I don't have to see or deal with these cu nts...I may come off sounding like a toughguy now but I ensure that when I'm dealing with these broads in any way they know who the dominant person is...It's done through passive aggressive behavior, sarcasm and plain ol' outsmarting the hell out of them...This is only used if I feel I'm being treated like a dick and only on young broads...Chicks in their 40s + usually know their roles and you just have to give them the "I'll slug you in the facking face look" and they'll back down...These tactics work for most white and Asian 1st gen chicks..Hood Blacks and hood Latinos you have to get "gangsta with and risk going to jail so I limit my interaction with them because bring the guy in me and when that happens all reasoning is gone and I lose.
I understand there are exceptions...
Meltdown
you may be on to something here, Wiggerton.
I was at a bar a couple months ago after a cubs game, i'm sitting there with my wife, brother and law, etc. in no mood or shape or time to hit on anyone. so it's time to go home and i had 2 unopened beer cans in front of me. as i'm geting up, being a good citizen and patriot, the first chick that walks by i go "hey we're leaving, do you want these 2 beers?"
she looks at me like i just raped her whole family and goes "um, no thanks" and rolls her eyes.
white women of america: this is why you end up dried up old prunes with vast collections of dildos. act like a woman and learn some common courtesy. you sucked every dick that came your way from age 13 to 25 and now act like you're princess Di.
