picking up milfs

[Cy Tolliver]

what kind of things do you guys say?

i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...

Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!

 

[Master Blaster]

what kind of things do you guys say?

i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...

Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!

 

"Let me show you my vintage collection of surgical instruments" 

[benchmstr]

you dont say anything....i used to hunt for cougars on the regular

i have three tips...

1)be big...older women like bigger more manly guys
2)dont shave your body..leave arm, and chest hair where it belongs...
3)be very foward...they know what both of you want...dont buy her a drink, dont ask her to dance....just throw it out there and see if she is DTF(down to fuck)

bench

[benchmstr]

I wanna know where to pickup black chicks?!

[240 is Back]

just be there.  if they want you, they'll go for it.

[Mr Nobody]

I wanna know where to pickup black chicks?!

Now I would assume this would be because Norway are lacking in the Black chicks area, you gotta come to the USA then on every corner just waiting bro.  

[Cableguy]

Lol, when I hunt for milfs, they're in my age range. They usually think I'm younger...most people guess me to be at least 10 years younger or more, an advantage for me...

[Mr Nobody]

Never been with a black chick or a woman over 29 

Be patient these types of activities will occur as you get older. 

[Wiggs]

what kind of things do you guys say?

i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...

Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!

 

I would so crush this...

[benchmstr]

I would so crush this...

i knew it had to be a tranny!!!

bench

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

just be there.  if they want you, they'll go for it.

truth.

this one is into muscle worship 

[240 is Back]

the roles are reversed.

if you go to a bar and there's a stack of hot 18-21 year old girls at the bar, you don't lay back and wait.  he who hesitates, masturbates.  You move, fast and often.  Yeah, you'll always have the Fake Ass Situation who claims the youngins line up for him.  But most of them know since they are being pursued, they lay back and let guys come up to them.

The roles reverse here.  A 25 to 35 year old man is the bait here.  You go there, you have a drink with your buddy, you watch the game and you carry yourself with some dignity.  it won't take long for them to start things up.

[Cy Tolliver]

the roles are reversed.

if you go to a bar and there's a stack of hot 18-21 year old girls at the bar, you don't lay back and wait.  he who hesitates, masturbates.  You move, fast and often.  Yeah, you'll always have the Fake Ass Situation who claims the youngins line up for him.  But most of them know since they are being pursued, they lay back and let guys come up to them.

The roles reverse here.  A 25 to 35 year old man is the bait here.  You go there, you have a drink with your buddy, you watch the game and you carry yourself with some dignity.  it won't take long for them to start things up.

Do you ever let them bite? 

[johnnynoname]

I think threadstarter has confused the terms here

see any chick with a kid is a "MILF" no matter what their age is.  A 18 year old with a kid is, technically, a "MILF"

what I think threadstarter is trying to talk about is "Mature" women (aka "Cougars)

with that aside, it isn't hard to "pick up" Cougars.  Cougars don't play games and know what they want.  They don't need to be dined and wined as much as when they were when their respective partners were back in the courting days.  They just want to have a "Good time" now.

So, how do you pick up a "Cougar"....well just show them you are interested and everything plays out from there

[Cy Tolliver]

I think threadstarter has confused the terms here

see any chick with a kid is a "MILF" no matter what their age is.  A 18 year old with a kid is, technically, a "MILF"

what I think threadstarter is trying to talk about is "Mature" women (aka "Cougars)

with that aside, it isn't hard to "pick up" Cougars.  Cougars don't play games and know what they want.  They don't need to be dined and wined as much as when they were when their respective partners were back in the courting days.  They just want to have a "Good time" now.

So, how do you pick up a "Cougar"....well just show them you are interested and everything plays out from there

Thank you for clarifying that!

[tom joad]

the Milf Hunter should post here.  he does good work.

[Cableguy]

the roles are reversed.

if you go to a bar and there's a stack of hot 18-21 year old girls at the bar, you don't lay back and wait.  he who hesitates, masturbates.  You move, fast and often.  Yeah, you'll always have the Fake Ass Situation who claims the youngins line up for him.  But most of them know since they are being pursued, they lay back and let guys come up to them.

The roles reverse here.  A 25 to 35 year old man is the bait here.  You go there, you have a drink with your buddy, you watch the game and you carry yourself with some dignity.  it won't take long for them to start things up.

I agree with Rob. Last year I was at a bar for a coworker's birthday. I was just sitting there minding my own business drinking a beer when this good looking blond at the next table just draped her arm over me and said "I saw you at the bar getting a drink and noticed how good looking you are. I just wanted you to know"...she then went out of her way to tell me the guy she was with is just a "friend". She also said she was really enjoying life at 50. I told her I was only 2 years behind her and she said "no way, I thought you were in your thirties".

The point is, I didn't do shit, she initiated it. No effort needed...

[Firemuscle]

 Picking up Milfs in the US is fun and easy.

 Just go into any dive bar and they'll be a half dozen horny old bitches looking for salami.

 I miss the USA sometimes.

[kiwiol]

Cy Tolliver / Schwepps - were you posting as RPF before?

[Mr Nobody]

Picking up Milfs in the US is fun and easy.

 Just go into any dive bar and they'll be a half dozen horny old bitches looking for salami.

 I miss the USA sometimes.

Yep a dime a dozen in 30 minutes. 

[Cy Tolliver]

Cy Tolliver / Schwepps - were you posting as RPF before?

Hell no, the almighty RPF ain't the only one who likes milfs

what ever happened to that ma fucka anyway? 

[gib]

My last MILF was so easy. Arranged to meet for a coffee. After that it was "do you want to come back to my place?". And she was like "OK, sure". No bullshit, playing hard to get etc. Once back, we pretty much got straight into it. She insisted on blowing me for way longer than I needed as she said she loved doing it - we are talking 30 mins or more of teasing. And then she told me to "put it inside her" which of course I did. I did her 2 times, and the other good thing was that when I was done, she left - no hanging around for small-talk.

She is 38 (and has no kids). Which raises the point - does a MILF need to have kids to qualify as a MILF, or does an older lady with no kids also count?

[Jake_W]

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[lesaucer]

movie star good look+muscle+confidence=pull any single women in a bar into your bed.   OR be fucking loaded and pick up chicks with your lambo

[240 is Back]

I'll be the first to admit, I don't know much at all about young girls.  I think they watch jersey Shore, they make up drama cause they enjoy it, and they'll get you into fights/gun battles which are entirely unnecessary.

I do know a TON about ladies 35+... I play in a band and that's our primary audience.  They proudly call themselves cougars... most are divorced... they play hard.  They're no joke.  They DO NOT waste time.  That's probably the biggest thing.  They will spend time BSing, but they're scanning the room for their target.  Cause they know they peaked long ago, they know most guys are full of shit, and they are just there to feel good, get a little attention, and get off. 

Women peak at 35 sexually.  Guys peak at 18.  There's a whole lot of potential there for a 30 year old guy who takes care of himself.