picking up milfs

[225for70]

Hahha, That;s fucking funny

[Marty Champions]

I'll be the first to admit, I don't know much at all about young girls.  I think they watch jersey Shore, they make up drama cause they enjoy it, and they'll get you into fights/gun battles which are entirely unnecessary.

I do know a TON about ladies 35+... I play in a band and that's our primary audience.  They proudly call themselves cougars... most are divorced... they play hard.  They're no joke.  They DO NOT waste time.  That's probably the biggest thing.  They will spend time BSing, but they're scanning the room for their target.  Cause they know they peaked long ago, they know most guys are full of shit, and they are just there to feel good, get a little attention, and get off. 

Women peak at 35 sexually.  Guys peak at 18.  There's a whole lot of potential there for a 30 year old guy who takes care of himself.

this is why people should be vegetarians to ward of balding, im tellin ya i was losing hair at a young age then it suddenly stopped going vegetarian

[big L dawg]

I'll be the first to admit, I don't know much at all about young girls.  I think they watch jersey Shore, they make up drama cause they enjoy it, and they'll get you into fights/gun battles which are entirely unnecessary.

I do know a TON about ladies 35+... I play in a band and that's our primary audience.  They proudly call themselves cougars... most are divorced... they play hard.  They're no joke.  They DO NOT waste time.  That's probably the biggest thing.  They will spend time BSing, but they're scanning the room for their target.  Cause they know they peaked long ago, they know most guys are full of shit, and they are just there to feel good, get a little attention, and get off. 

Women peak at 35 sexually.  Guys peak at 18.  There's a whole lot of potential there for a 30 year old guy who takes care of himself.

dead on post here...

[Wiggs]

I'll be the first to admit, I don't know much at all about young girls.  I think they watch jersey Shore, they make up drama cause they enjoy it, and they'll get you into fights/gun battles which are entirely unnecessary.

I do know a TON about ladies 35+... I play in a band and that's our primary audience.  They proudly call themselves cougars... most are divorced... they play hard.  They're no joke.  They DO NOT waste time.  That's probably the biggest thing.  They will spend time BSing, but they're scanning the room for their target.  Cause they know they peaked long ago, they know most guys are full of shit, and they are just there to feel good, get a little attention, and get off. 

Women peak at 35 sexually.  Guys peak at 18.  There's a whole lot of potential there for a 30 year old guy who takes care of himself.

They're all whores and deserve to be beaten by angry middle eastern men that smell of hummus and beer.

[Marty Champions]

I'd rather be bald and eat meat then be a vegetarian with hair.. honest truth

when i gave up meat i gave into eating all the sweets /pastries and doughnuts i wanted. trust me its a good trade off. i eat so much food, take a couple of big shits a day and life is great. one day you might change. meat eating gets old, i know it tastes good but eventually the energy effect from meat wanes and refuses to 'work' for you like it used to

its cool when i tell people im a vegetarain then i tell them they should be one too lol, it pisses the insecure type off to have someone suggest a new way of eating

[big L dawg]

when i gave up meat i gave into eating all the sweets /pastries and doughnuts i wanted. trust me its a good trade off.

yea but u also look like shit now...

[tonymctones]

just be there.  if they want you, they'll go for it.

truth and truth...

If youre able to have a good time(just have a good time in general) and are younger with a decent amount of muscle you wont have to make a move they will let you know...

[Tapeworm]

My last MILF was so easy. Arranged to meet for a coffee. After that it was "do you want to come back to my place?". And she was like "OK, sure". No bullshit, playing hard to get etc. Once back, we pretty much got straight into it. She insisted on blowing me for way longer than I needed as she said she loved doing it - we are talking 30 mins or more of teasing. And then she told me to "put it inside her" which of course I did. I did her 2 times, and the other good thing was that when I was done, she left - no hanging around for small-talk.

She is 38 (and has no kids). Which raises the point - does a MILF need to have kids to qualify as a MILF, or does an older lady with no kids also count?

This sounds kind of depressing.   

[lesaucer]

This sounds kind of depressing.   

what he doesn't say in his story is that the woman was an escort and he was charged an extra 100 bucks for his ''30mins or more of teasing''... lmao

[Parker]

My last MILF was so easy. Arranged to meet for a coffee. After that it was "do you want to come back to my place?". And she was like "OK, sure". No bullshit, playing hard to get etc. Once back, we pretty much got straight into it. She insisted on blowing me for way longer than I needed as she said she loved doing it - we are talking 30 mins or more of teasing. And then she told me to "put it inside her" which of course I did. I did her 2 times, and the other good thing was that when I was done, she left - no hanging around for small-talk.

She is 38 (and has no kids). Which raises the point - does a MILF need to have kids to qualify as a MILF, or does an older lady with no kids also count?

Gawd Damn, are you dumb? No wonder you are seeking women in Asia...the first letter in the acronym stands for "Mother"...so to answer your question, yes she needs to have kids to be a MILF....

[Lundgren]

its cool when i tell people im a vegetarain then i tell them they should be one too lol, it pisses the insecure type off to have someone suggest a new way of eating

It's nothing about being insecure, they simply don't like being told what to eat. Besides your big as shit, that wouldn't happen on beans and rice.

Anyhow that balding shit is bullshit, I eat more meat now than I did when my hair first did it's rapid receding, had less to do with meat and alot more to do with hormone shifts due to age.

[Stark]

They're all whores and deserve to be beaten by angry middle eastern men that smell of hummus and beer.

Wiggs...seats for your kind are at the back of the bus, off you go now.

[gib]

Gawd Damn, are you dumb? No wonder you are seeking women in Asia...the first letter in the acronym stands for "Mother"...so to answer your question, yes she needs to have kids to be a MILF....

Oh - I see. I thought it stood for Married Independent Loves Fucking.

I was getting confused between cougers and milfs. In that case that last one I did was a couger, not a milf.

[Tito24]

the thing with older women is that they dare to flirt, youngsters are more intimidated by you too when you have a little more muscle than the regular guy, and older ones are not ashamed of admitting they like porn and to do porn on the same night as well.


and no she doesnt to have kids offcourse to be a milf, who gives a shit if she has kids. sexy old is sexy old.

and what you need to say to them? just what you think. it works tremendous when you just say she has nice tits and ass, political correctness as being propagated by filth tv as from oprah all these women shows is not getting you anywhere.

[Tito24]

keep these teen pics out of this thread. real mature please.

[MuscleMcMannus]

I agree with Rob. Last year I was at a bar for a coworker's birthday. I was just sitting there minding my own business drinking a beer when this good looking blond at the next table just draped her arm over me and said "I saw you at the bar getting a drink and noticed how good looking you are. I just wanted you to know"...she then went out of her way to tell me the guy she was with is just a "friend". She also said she was really enjoying life at 50. I told her I was only 2 years behind her and she said "no way, I thought you were in your thirties".

The point is, I didn't do shit, she initiated it. No effort needed...

And you didnt' take her home and knock that dust off why? 

[Mr. Magoo]

keep these teen pics out of this thread. real mature please.

she's at least 25-30

by the way I apologize for directly addressing Mars, I know I don't have 10,000 posts and I haven't been here long enough, I hope it can be overlooked this once

[Parker]

the thing with older women is that they dare to flirt, youngsters are more intimidated by you too when you have a little more muscle than the regular guy, and older ones are not ashamed of admitting they like porn and to do porn on the same night as well.


and no she doesnt to have kids offcourse to be a milf, who gives a shit if she has kids. sexy old is sexy old.

and what you need to say to them? just what you think. it works tremendous when you just say she has nice tits and ass, political correctness as being propagated by filth tv as from oprah all these women shows is not getting you anywhere.

In order to be a milf one has to have kids, no kids then the milf name doesn't apply...she is not a mother then...then is just a chick you want to fvck...in essence a CILF...as Salvatore said, a milf doesn't have to be old, she just has to have kids.

Basically, the older chicas I guess are like second hand cars...they got some mileage on them, but are still good for the ride...

[Wiggs]

Wiggs...seats for your kind are at the back of the bus, off you go now.

What's the matter hit too close to home? Daddy beating on mommy and kicking his little cu nt of son around?
Your daughter will be fucked by a pack of angry n*gs and like it...remember that....now off you go...Pray we never cross paths you fucking kleine scheisskopf...your mother is a fotze...
ya c u nt...Maybe next time you'll think twice before you peck those keys Hans...No one was speaking to you.

How do ya like them apples?...ya fuckin' piss ant.

[Rhomboids]

What i'd like to know is how to crack a woman that's married, wants to fuck, but is afraid to take that dip into new cock (no homo).  I've been working my neighbor for a hell of a while but every time it gets near sexual she freaks out. 

Hardest thing to do is to get a girl to fuck you when they're sober.  Can you actually fuck a woman you've known for a while (years) and somehow carry on as nothing happened?  I mean, i can do it, but can she?

[Garb316HHH]

Basicaly and speaking out of a personal expirence, cougars are better than young chicks. One question, what's your oppinion on dating a cougar, not just hitting it. I've been going out with one for about a year now, whos' 10 years older than me and I'm turning 30 next year. We have a great time 2gether, sex is the best I ever had b4, but when we talk about something like future and shit, she always changes the topic. I asked her if we are 2gether untill someone (me or her) finds somebody else and she replied: "We're hanging with each other and dating couse it's fun and we like eachother." But she cant' speak about the future.

Like I said, we're both attracted 2 each other, we have that animal look in our eyes when we get 2gether and just do it all over her place, we do things 2gether, go out, I sleep at her place, everything. Just a perfect relationship. I only need to avoid conversations about future or if she's mine and shit. She's always says that if she wouldn't be mine, she wouldn't be there with me. Is it just me, do I really just want 2 hear her say: I'm yours.

Oh yeah, back 2 da topic. Cougars are better than young chicks. Like I said, I've been with her for a year now. We had our differences, because she wouldn't answer the simple question, which is like a joke 2 me. I say: Are your mine. She would just have to say:"Yes", but it's never like that. I'm over that thing now. But a funny thing happened this summer. I was at the beach with my buddies 4 a week and she was on her vacation with her friend (woman). I kinda got atrracted 2 a younger chick, 23 was she. I got home, went 2 my girlfriend and we broke up. Started dating this young chick 4 a month, and it wasn't the same. Sex, as little of it as it was, wasn't good. She actually said, I would have 2 wait a whole month untill I get it again. I was, wh000t? I wasn't used to wait, cause if you date someone, that thing must be normal, you want your girl, and u expect the same, that she wants u. But she had her "I guess" rules and It didn't work out good. So 1 month, and then, bye bye. The whole month, the only thing I was thinking was about my ex, the cougar one. So I just called her, we went 2 a dinner, talked, (like nothing happened in between) and did it again like rabbits do it. Damn, so I'm back with her and we're just having the best time 2gether. I'm just a bit unhappy, cause of the way we guys think. When we smell poontang we go after it. Is it number 4 us, like yeeeeey 1 more. Now I see I drifted somewhere so I have to kinda end this post by saying, DAMN COUGARS ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUNG CHICKS, I guess I just needed to compare them.

[Deicide]

What's the matter hit too close to home? Daddy beating on mommy and kicking his little cu nt of son around?
Your daughter will be fucked by a pack of angry n*gs and like it...remember that....now off you go...Pray we never cross paths you fucking kleine scheisskopf...your mother is a fotze...
ya c u nt...Maybe next time you'll think twice before you peck those keys Hans...No one was speaking to you.

How do ya like them apples?...ya fuckin' piss ant.

Remember, you=have big cock, which white women=crave.

[dr.chimps]

What i'd like to know is how to crack a woman that's married, wants to fuck, but is afraid to take that dip into new cock (no homo).  I've been working my neighbor for a hell of a while but every time it gets near sexual she freaks out. 

A married neighbour!? Shrewd.

[Tapeworm]

A married neighbour!? Shrewd.

What could possibly go wrong? 

[noworries]

When I was younger and traveling I had a blast with older women.  When I was in Ft. Lauderdale I had this girl come down who was married to the Fire Chief in Miami.  She did something for the city government where she had to come to Lauderdale every week.  Man she always came to see me.  She was hot as hell.  When I used to go clubbing with buddies there was one club in Torrance that had all married women and older women.  Man I would walk into that place and it was crazy.  Bouncing at the place I did which was the #1 club in LA the bouncers were like celebrities and tourist attractions.  We only had 5 of us but women from all over the country and world came in looking for us by name.  Their friends had come in while in town and ended up with one of us and they would go back hoime and tell their friends to ask for us.  It was awesome.  And living in Hawaii tourist girls HAD TO conquer a local guy.