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[Tito24]

[devilsmile]

what kind of things do you guys say?

i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...

Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!

 

30 and 30+ women are easyer for me to get because they care what the man is like... women my age, they only care what I can do, so I have to go around 100 girls to get 4 maby, it's hard work.

At the same time it's pissing me off that I can get these 30 year olds only because they are in their "phase". They are 30 and they start to see my kind of boys really good looking instead of "ok" because they know they are getting much older than 25.

Another bad thing is, they may have loose ass... erection killer.

Atleast in north europe for sure...

[tallgerman]

just say "this place is boring lets go get dessert"
then drive to her oad after dennys
drop trow

[lesaucer]

Basicaly and speaking out of a personal expirence, cougars are better than young chicks. One question, what's your oppinion on dating a cougar, not just hitting it. I've been going out with one for about a year now, whos' 10 years older than me and I'm turning 30 next year. We have a great time 2gether, sex is the best I ever had b4, but when we talk about something like future and shit, she always changes the topic. I asked her if we are 2gether untill someone (me or her) finds somebody else and she replied: "We're hanging with each other and dating couse it's fun and we like eachother." But she cant' speak about the future.

Like I said, we're both attracted 2 each other, we have that animal look in our eyes when we get 2gether and just do it all over her place, we do things 2gether, go out, I sleep at her place, everything. Just a perfect relationship. I only need to avoid conversations about future or if she's mine and shit. She's always says that if she wouldn't be mine, she wouldn't be there with me. Is it just me, do I really just want 2 hear her say: I'm yours.

Oh yeah, back 2 da topic. Cougars are better than young chicks. Like I said, I've been with her for a year now. We had our differences, because she wouldn't answer the simple question, which is like a joke 2 me. I say: Are your mine. She would just have to say:"Yes", but it's never like that. I'm over that thing now. But a funny thing happened this summer. I was at the beach with my buddies 4 a week and she was on her vacation with her friend (woman). I kinda got atrracted 2 a younger chick, 23 was she. I got home, went 2 my girlfriend and we broke up. Started dating this young chick 4 a month, and it wasn't the same. Sex, as little of it as it was, wasn't good. She actually said, I would have 2 wait a whole month untill I get it again. I was, wh000t? I wasn't used to wait, cause if you date someone, that thing must be normal, you want your girl, and u expect the same, that she wants u. But she had her "I guess" rules and It didn't work out good. So 1 month, and then, bye bye. The whole month, the only thing I was thinking was about my ex, the cougar one. So I just called her, we went 2 a dinner, talked, (like nothing happened in between) and did it again like rabbits do it. Damn, so I'm back with her and we're just having the best time 2gether. I'm just a bit unhappy, cause of the way we guys think. When we smell poontang we go after it. Is it number 4 us, like yeeeeey 1 more. Now I see I drifted somewhere so I have to kinda end this post by saying, DAMN COUGARS ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUNG CHICKS, I guess I just needed to compare them.

oh yes they are. im in relationship with a cougar 26 years older than me and its the best girlfriend I ever had. she fucking knows how to cook!!

[Tito24]

hot as hell

[Parker]

Basicaly and speaking out of a personal expirence, cougars are better than young chicks. One question, what's your oppinion on dating a cougar, not just hitting it. I've been going out with one for about a year now, whos' 10 years older than me and I'm turning 30 next year. We have a great time 2gether, sex is the best I ever had b4, but when we talk about something like future and shit, she always changes the topic. I asked her if we are 2gether untill someone (me or her) finds somebody else and she replied: "We're hanging with each other and dating couse it's fun and we like eachother." But she cant' speak about the future.

Like I said, we're both attracted 2 each other, we have that animal look in our eyes when we get 2gether and just do it all over her place, we do things 2gether, go out, I sleep at her place, everything. Just a perfect relationship. I only need to avoid conversations about future or if she's mine and shit. She's always says that if she wouldn't be mine, she wouldn't be there with me. Is it just me, do I really just want 2 hear her say: I'm yours.

Oh yeah, back 2 da topic. Cougars are better than young chicks. Like I said, I've been with her for a year now. We had our differences, because she wouldn't answer the simple question, which is like a joke 2 me. I say: Are your mine. She would just have to say:"Yes", but it's never like that. I'm over that thing now. But a funny thing happened this summer. I was at the beach with my buddies 4 a week and she was on her vacation with her friend (woman). I kinda got atrracted 2 a younger chick, 23 was she. I got home, went 2 my girlfriend and we broke up. Started dating this young chick 4 a month, and it wasn't the same. Sex, as little of it as it was, wasn't good. She actually said, I would have 2 wait a whole month untill I get it again. I was, wh000t? I wasn't used to wait, cause if you date someone, that thing must be normal, you want your girl, and u expect the same, that she wants u. But she had her "I guess" rules and It didn't work out good. So 1 month, and then, bye bye. The whole month, the only thing I was thinking was about my ex, the cougar one. So I just called her, we went 2 a dinner, talked, (like nothing happened in between) and did it again like rabbits do it. Damn, so I'm back with her and we're just having the best time 2gether. I'm just a bit unhappy, cause of the way we guys think. When we smell poontang we go after it. Is it number 4 us, like yeeeeey 1 more. Now I see I drifted somewhere so I have to kinda end this post by saying, DAMN COUGARS ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUNG CHICKS, I guess I just needed to compare them.

Two Words: Damaged Goods

Which would rather make a Apple Pie from, Fresh Granny Smith Apples, or bruised, dimpled, fruit fly infested ones? I mean, both still have the taste, right?
Cougar is not the way to go for a relationship, which it seems that you want. It takes her position of freedom and power away, and chances are, she ain't right in the head in the first place. And since you are 30, you keep saying Young Chicks, vs the older one---there is a happy medium....so why not chicks your age?

[slaveboy1980]

the roles are reversed.

if you go to a bar and there's a stack of hot 18-21 year old girls at the bar, you don't lay back and wait.  he who hesitates, masturbates.  You move, fast and often.  Yeah, you'll always have the Fake Ass Situation who claims the youngins line up for him.  But most of them know since they are being pursued, they lay back and let guys come up to them.

The roles reverse here.  A 25 to 35 year old man is the bait here.  You go there, you have a drink with your buddy, you watch the game and you carry yourself with some dignity.  it won't take long for them to start things up.

that's my experience too. you want the young chicks, you chase them. no thanks, yes thanks..no matter you just keep fishing.


cougars/older chicks...they will often come to you. as long as you have some class and and style atleast lol.

[johnnynoname]

is it me or has it become more and more evident that the easiest age demographic for easy scoring is the "Barely Legal" crowd and the "Cougars ?

With this being said it also becomes more apparent that the hugest pains in the asses are the stuck up career girls in there mid twenties who are too good for everyone....I hate those bitches, btw

[slaveboy1980]

is it me or has it become more and more evident that the easiest age demographic for easy scoring is the "Barely Legal" crowd and the "Cougars ?

With this being said it also becomes more apparent that the hugest pains in the asses are the stuck up career girls in there mid twenties who are too good for everyone....I hate those bitches, btw

in many ways it's like that. i'm not really into the barely legal crowd tho as they go on my nerves. mostly stick to women who are 28+ these days.


i completely stay away from stressed out psycho career bitches.

[Nails]

[slaveboy1980]

that's fucking nasty

[tbombz]

you dont say anything....i used to hunt for cougars on the regular

i have three tips...

1)be big...older women like bigger more manly guys
2)dont shave your body..leave arm, and chest hair where it belongs...
3)be very foward...they know what both of you want...dont buy her a drink, dont ask her to dance....just throw it out there and see if she is DTF(down to fuck)

bench

pretty much spot on, especially number 3. number 1 and 2 are true too but these bithces like all dudes who look decent, doesnt necessarily have to be big.

[tom joad]

Remember, you=have big cock

 

[Emmortal]

Basicaly and speaking out of a personal expirence, cougars are better than young chicks. One question, what's your oppinion on dating a cougar, not just hitting it. I've been going out with one for about a year now, whos' 10 years older than me and I'm turning 30 next year. We have a great time 2gether, sex is the best I ever had b4, but when we talk about something like future and shit, she always changes the topic. I asked her if we are 2gether untill someone (me or her) finds somebody else and she replied: "We're hanging with each other and dating couse it's fun and we like eachother." But she cant' speak about the future.

Like I said, we're both attracted 2 each other, we have that animal look in our eyes when we get 2gether and just do it all over her place, we do things 2gether, go out, I sleep at her place, everything. Just a perfect relationship. I only need to avoid conversations about future or if she's mine and shit. She's always says that if she wouldn't be mine, she wouldn't be there with me. Is it just me, do I really just want 2 hear her say: I'm yours.

Oh yeah, back 2 da topic. Cougars are better than young chicks. Like I said, I've been with her for a year now. We had our differences, because she wouldn't answer the simple question, which is like a joke 2 me. I say: Are your mine. She would just have to say:"Yes", but it's never like that. I'm over that thing now. But a funny thing happened this summer. I was at the beach with my buddies 4 a week and she was on her vacation with her friend (woman). I kinda got atrracted 2 a younger chick, 23 was she. I got home, went 2 my girlfriend and we broke up. Started dating this young chick 4 a month, and it wasn't the same. Sex, as little of it as it was, wasn't good. She actually said, I would have 2 wait a whole month untill I get it again. I was, wh000t? I wasn't used to wait, cause if you date someone, that thing must be normal, you want your girl, and u expect the same, that she wants u. But she had her "I guess" rules and It didn't work out good. So 1 month, and then, bye bye. The whole month, the only thing I was thinking was about my ex, the cougar one. So I just called her, we went 2 a dinner, talked, (like nothing happened in between) and did it again like rabbits do it. Damn, so I'm back with her and we're just having the best time 2gether. I'm just a bit unhappy, cause of the way we guys think. When we smell poontang we go after it. Is it number 4 us, like yeeeeey 1 more. Now I see I drifted somewhere so I have to kinda end this post by saying, DAMN COUGARS ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUNG CHICKS, I guess I just needed to compare them.

Stop being such a woman and just enjoy it for what it is for fucks sake.

[Parker]

is it me or has it become more and more evident that the easiest age demographic for easy scoring is the "Barely Legal" crowd and the "Cougars ?

With this being said it also becomes more apparent that the hugest pains in the asses are the stuck up career girls in there mid twenties who are too good for everyone....I hate those bitches, btw

You are correct. The Feminist and Women's Lib Handbook does not mention this to those "in between" career women. What happens is that they have their careers and the "safe guy" who is more a neutered "yes man", and still feel "unhappy", divorce ensues, usually do to one or both parties cheating or finances, and then the woman reverts back to her "early years"... Meanwhile their kids see this and the young daughters (18-22) try and emulate their mothers...then become career women, and the cycle continues.

[johnnynoname]

You are correct. The Feminist and Women's Lib Handbook does not mention this to those "in between" career women. What happens is that they have their careers and the "safe guy" who is more a neutered "yes man", and still feel "unhappy", divorce ensues, usually do to one or both parties cheating or finances, and then the woman reverts back to her "early years"... Meanwhile their kids see this and the young daughters (18-22) try and emulate their mothers...then become career women, and the cycle continues.

yes-the "safe guy"....i've always wondered what his term was...oh and they all look like someone who could star in a Judd Apatow movie

[vic86]

A great sense of humor will do the trick...

[Parker]

yes-the "safe guy"....i've always wondered what his term was...oh and they all look like someone who could star in a Judd Apatow movie

Yep, two stories on the "safe guy", in one of the local papers it showed this guy who was a teller at a bank and looked the King of Queens with a goatee, his fiancé? Well, she was stellar hot blonde who was a teacher. One of my co-workers said, "he must know how to fuck", I said, "No, he is 'safe', plus she wants to get married...and she makes at least 25k more than him."

And I saw another couple while out voting, the woman looked like the black girl on Boy Meets World, he looked like Frodo Baggins fat friend...needless to say, he followed her lead...my only concern is,

Does the safe guy get the pussy when it is prime shape? and is it wasted on him? Enquiring minds want to know.

[tbombz]

don overthink this. just go right up to the old bitch and smack her ass.

[CalvinH]

A great sense of humor will do the trick...

This.

[vic86]

When I was younger and traveling I had a blast with older women.  When I was in Ft. Lauderdale I had this girl come down who was married to the Fire Chief in Miami.  She did something for the city government where she had to come to Lauderdale every week.  Man she always came to see me.  She was hot as hell.  When I used to go clubbing with buddies there was one club in Torrance that had all married women and older women.  Man I would walk into that place and it was crazy.  Bouncing at the place I did which was the #1 club in LA the bouncers were like celebrities and tourist attractions.  We only had 5 of us but women from all over the country and world came in looking for us by name.  Their friends had come in while in town and ended up with one of us and they would go back hoime and tell their friends to ask for us.  It was awesome.  And living in Hawaii tourist girls HAD TO conquer a local guy. 

good one but needless to say Milfs have to be curvy ortherwise skinny Milfs are a big turnoff

[suckmymuscle]

what kind of things do you guys say?

i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...

Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!

 

  Why the fuck would any guys want to fuck saggy 40 year olds when there are so many 18 year-old whores on Myspace looking for one night stands and fuck buddies.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[flinstones1]

I agree with Rob. Last year I was at a bar for a coworker's birthday. I was just sitting there minding my own business drinking a beer when this good looking blond at the next table just draped her arm over me and said "I saw you at the bar getting a drink and noticed how good looking you are. I just wanted you to know"...she then went out of her way to tell me the guy she was with is just a "friend". She also said she was really enjoying life at 50. I told her I was only 2 years behind her and she said "no way, I thought you were in your thirties".

The point is, I didn't do shit, she initiated it. No effort needed...

yeahh righhtt no such thing most women look like shit by the time they are 45 thats when ass starts to sag

[Bobby]

Two Words: Damaged Goods

Which would rather make a Apple Pie from, Fresh Granny Smith Apples, or bruised, dimpled, fruit fly infested ones? I mean, both still have the taste, right?
Cougar is not the way to go for a relationship, which it seems that you want. It takes her position of freedom and power away, and chances are, she ain't right in the head in the first place. And since you are 30, you keep saying Young Chicks, vs the older one---there is a happy medium....so why not chicks your age?

the unwritten rule

when with an older woman: you are "good friends" and fuck A LOT!! No relationship, don't ruin the best fuckbuddy you will ever have with "feelings"

[Parker]

hot as hell

Check the pictures of the family in the background...it's safe to assume she might a cuckhold as well---down for a lil "ground and pound".