Disturbia, I suggest you sign up with the Canadian National Park Service and get a Park Ranger job sitting by yourself in one of them tall towers way above the tree-line watching for forest fires on the far horizon.
I did that kind of work for a short while and it was perfect.
And you will also have a lot of free time to get associated with the forest critters.
I had the feeling that they were always wondering what the hell I was doing there and always showed up to investigate and check me out.
The guy I relieved told me that they showed up to make sure I was doing OK but he had no idea what they would do if they found me dead ... other than eat my carcass.
I had one good 'friend' in particular who would wait for me down below whenever I had to dump the garbage into the truck. I'd always give him a free hand-out because the dempsey-dumpster was animal proof. He was a bear and I named him Bruno for some unknown reason. He'd come by at least once a week.
If you get that job, ask for some salt-lick blocks and watch the deer arrive in droves. They always knew when Bruno was spending time on the other side of the mountain.
Check it out, Dis! I think you in particular would love it. Some go crazy after too many weeks in the forest but you've been there, done that so it shouldn't be a problem.