The Situation on the cover of Men's Fitness

[spinnis]

I have to say this again: Only in america.

For fuck sake he doesn't even HAVE ABS lol.

more power to him though. Use teh system!

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

Anybody buy "The Situation" the book yet   


find all the secrets in there 

[Bobby]

hahaha yeah, "The Situation" comes across like a guy to me who knows how to invest his money wisely in the long term. 2 years from now that guy is sitting in front of Wal Mart begging for dimes.

I can remember like it was yesterday a guy from the first season of Big brother in Germany who became a major superstar in the whole country (the concept was brand new), made I think 35 mill within a year (movie leading role, several Singles + Album, tons of endorsement deals, own TV show,....). Back then you made shitloads of money with stuff like that, that was the pre-internet age. Few years later that guy was dead broke again, working as a mechanic like he used to and sleeping in his parents garage.

how the fuck do you waste 35 mil

35 mill = set for life and not having to be frugal either

[johnnynoname]

Anybody buy "The Situation" the book yet   


find all the secrets in there 

aren't you supposed to have read a book before you right one?

[affeman]

how the fuck do you waste 35 mil

35 mill = set for life and not having to be frugal either

I think that's way easier than you think. Tyson wasted 200 mill.

[Nails]

Here is how you waste that million bucks in a year or two

buying 2 Bentleys 

[noworries]

Here is how you waste that million bucks in a year or two

buying 2 Bentleys 

Good for him

[Bobby]

I think that's way easier than you think. Tyson wasted 200 mill.

yeah if you're an idiot. hmm save money and be well of for the rest of life versus waste it all and be back to working a shitty job...

Easy choice imo

[newmom]

seriously, if that guy has great abs then "noworries" is Frank Zane



EDIT: and "Yes"...I am "a bit" jealous

why your waist is smaller and abs are better

[affeman]

Here is how you waste that million bucks in a year or two

buying 2 Bentleys 

Are those triplets? I can see 3 "situations"

[Parker]

how the fuck do you waste 35 mil

35 mill = set for life and not having to be frugal either

Producer Scott Storch blew 30 million on blow, dude lost basically everything, lost his Mansion, his yachts, his Bugatti Veyron, Merc SLR, his Lil Kim look alike wife left him. In fact, he had bought Lil Kim a Bentley and then all of sudden the car was being towed away from her place... had no funds

[body88]

Here is how you waste that million bucks in a year or two

buying 2 Bentleys  

The average american makes what 55k or so a year? I'd say the average cost of a new vehicle is 25k, or roughly 50% of the average American's yearly income. Last year "situation" made 5 million. Those two vehicles cost about 500 grand total, or 10% of his yearly income. That's not even getting into the fact that they hold their retail value and are collectors items. So, no, that's not why he'd go broke.

Even if situations income decreased 25% per year over the next three years ( which it wont - it will increase, and then drop off a cliff) he can more than afford those cars. Anyone who's made 5 millions bucks from a trashy tv show is not an idiot.

In a nutshell, it's like you making 100k per year, and driving around in a vehicle that cost you 10k... a vehicle that you can resell for 7k in a few years.

[Trapper_Slapper]

Jay Cutler-esque delts on this fella!

[johnnynoname]

why your waist is smaller and abs are better

which is why i'm jealous

i should be the famous douchebag....NOT HIM!

[99 Bananas]

Men's fitness is the asshole here. Placing a dude with abs that poor on the cover. Ridiculous.

[noworries]

which is why i'm jealous

i should be the famous douchebag....NOT HIM!

You know you are alot like most of the other talkers on here.  Instead of putting guys donw like this guy why donb't you actually go do something.  Are you like the others on here who can't go out and actually do something to make something out of yourself and become rich and famous.  Are you expecting some magical thing to happen and it shows up to your door.  It is amazing how many big mouths are on this site who put successful people down (no matter how they got there) to make there own short comings seem not so bad.  Instead of crying over it get the fuck out there and do soemthing.  Yea yea yea I am fat and everything else yet I still produce and make money.  Quit fucking crying and do something about your empty life.  Do you want to be like the pother dipshits on here.

[johnnynoname]

You know you are alot like most of the other talkers on here.  Instead of putting guys donw like this guy why donb't you actually go do something.  Are you like the others on here who can't go out and actually do something to make something out of yourself and become rich and famous.  Are you expecting some magical thing to happen and it shows up to your door.  It is amazing how many big mouths are on this site who put successful people down (no matter how they got there) to make there own short comings seem not so bad.  Instead of crying over it get the fuck out there and do soemthing.  Yea yea yea I am fat and everything else yet I still produce and make money.  Quit fucking crying and do something about your empty life.  Do you want to be like the pother dipshits on here.

this is where i would come back and tell you how you're wrong HOWEVER you're absolutely right. 

I have no comeback to what you are saying

[Ron]

And yet this guy is a multi-millionaire now!    Way to go...  goes to prove that partying it up on camera does well for some guys and girls.

[dr.chimps]

And yet this guy is a multi-millionaire now!    Way to go...  goes to prove that partying it up on camera does well for some guys and girls.

USA! USA! USA!   

[G_Thang]

The average american makes what 55k x 20 or so a year? I'd say the average cost of a new vehicle is 25k, or roughly 50% of the average American's yearly income. Last year "situation" made 5 million. Those two vehicles cost about 500 grand total, or 10% of his yearly income. That's not even getting into the fact that they hold their retail value and are collectors items. So, no, that's not why he'd go broke.

Even if situations income decreased 25% per year over the next three years ( which it wont - it will increase, and then drop off a cliff) he can more than afford those cars. Anyone who's made 5 millions bucks x 2 r 3 yrsfrom a trashy tv show is not an idiot.

In a nutshell, it's like you making 100k per year, and driving around in a vehicle that cost you 10k... a vehicle that you can resell for 7k in a few years.

he'll be broke in 10 yrs

[~UN_$ung~]

he'll be broke in 10 yrs

i agree with g_dong here,............he has a huge ego now, he thinks he is a big star..........he thinks he is destined for great things beyond 'jersey shore'

he actually thinks he is gonna turn himself into a legit movie star...........when in all actuality..........he is a gimmick, who will get longer then 15 minutes ........but not much longer


he is gonna spend at a rate like he is gonna be raking major money in forever.............but in reality, the public is gonna tire of him sooner then later


and he is spendin at an unsustainable rate

[Reeves]

he'll be broke in 10 yrs

You speak the truth.  It happens in the NBA and the NFL and the subject of this thread is nowhere near that level of wealth, much less talent.

[wes]

Kid is a serious kick in the throat candidate. 

[TrueGrit]

Doesn't he train with Ross Erstling? He must go get a shake or go watch tv when Ross injects himself.

[Azure]

Lots of women think his body is sick

He's okay but way too insecure for my taste.  It's sad that people like this are the bench mark and role models for people today.