The Situation on the cover of Men's Fitness

[Grape Ape]

ROFL,

well I guess you're right.

 "when I raise a family" , that's like saying the sittuation has a pitbulls neck

Gotcha.  But when I said "you" I meant in general, not you specifically.

[ManBearPig...]

Explain to me then,

How is getting fame for being a toothpick for the people succesfull, I don't see it.

Like i said, true success is having "all that shit" without the whole world knowing what you do privately. Every famous person can't enjoy their luxury for what it is. Too bad too. Cameras and paparazi everywhere embarasing them daily. Can they go to one bar without people seeing them as "products" ?

that's why his big schnozz has sluts sitting on it every night, and you're at home jerking yourself off to sleep.

[johnnynoname]

Maybe because they try it? Have you ever tried? Went to any castings, or Salvatore? Probably not. You sit at home bitching around how poor you are and how successfull others are. Won't get u anywhere.

If you were willing to completely expose yourself, make a complete fool outta yourself in public and don't care that the whole country is laughing about you, maybe you'de make the bucks the Situation makes too. But at least you'd have to try.

in my defense, I have a pretty hardcore drug habit that is keeping me from leaving my apartment

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

in my defense, I have a pretty hardcore drug habit that is keeping me from leaving my apartment

like   

[johnnynoname]

like   

i was doing a little drug called "everything"

[MadCroc29]

guys in the video: mark his bro and john his butt buddy

first time i met john and mike they told me about how the double teamed the zumba girl in teh massage room at the gym they worked at....i didnt believe it till mike showed pics....double tricep extension they called her....they both denied juice up and down but i know for a fact mike used....he says all amino acids and smoking pot then eat a chicken post workout

and i actually thought these guys were big at one point but i was also 18 

[Azure]

That's the sad part. Chicks actually think he has big muscles 

Compared to the little twilight hearthrobs.....He does have big muscles.  The other guy on the show is bigger and lots of girls were talking about how hot his body was.

[Parker]

guys in the video: mark his bro and john his butt buddy

first time i met john and mike they told me about how the double teamed the zumba girl in teh massage room at the gym they worked at....i didnt believe it till mike showed pics....double tricep extension they called her....they both denied juice up and down but i know for a fact mike used....he says all amino acids and smoking pot then eat a chicken post workout

and i actually thought these guys were big at one point but i was also 18 

What does this Zumba girl looked like?

[Jaime]

Lots of women think his body is sick

He's okay but way too insecure for my taste.  It's sad that people like this are the bench mark and role models for people today.

The guy just has terrible genetics, you would have to live a very sheltered life to think he has a sick physique.

He has a two pack lol.

The least he could do is up the dosage and try to look half decent. And yes, the fact that people like him and Snooki are famous is a pretty sad reflection on society.

[Captain Equipoise]

The guy just has terrible genetics, you would have to live a very sheltered life to think he has a sick physique.

He has a two pack lol.

The least he could do is up the dosage and try to look half decent. And yes, the fact that people like him and Snooki are famous is a pretty sad reflection on society.

x100000

fucking god awful genetics, he's literally a pencil necked looking homer simpson

[MadCroc29]

What does this Zumba girl looked like?

latina, sick ass ok face

[Parker]

latina, sick ass ok face

It was prolly John that got her to do the deed, not Mike, he seems to be a one trick pony...to keep mentioning his "handle" in the third person, every other sentence, shows a lack of creativity, and a ton of insecurity...

that's why his big schnozz has sluts sitting on it every night, and you're at home jerking yourself off to sleep.

we can only speculate. Sometimes the ones we "think" are getting all the play, is a play in itself, the image is that, but not the reality.

[MadCroc29]

you are right john does have way better game than t-rex arms ....also any time i have been out with mike around he always seemed to be in an extremely desperate attempt to get what ever pussy he could mostly ending up with none or something extremely hit, not unlike the show

[Parker]

you are right john does have way better game than t-rex arms ....also any time i have been out with mike around he always seemed to be in an extremely desperate attempt to get what ever pussy he could mostly ending up with none or something extremely hit, not unlike the show

Women can smell desperation and sense confidence...