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Haha , Oh brother!!!
« on: November 03, 2010, 05:42:20 PM »
I get a call from Paula Gordon of White Eagle Productions to tell me they liked me and it looks like I got the part.  Stallone postponed filming by 3 months as he trained to be an armwrestler.  I am on my way to the Radford Studios (where they pieces of Gone with the Wind).  As I open the door to the office there is a table with allot of pictures on it.  A guy is sitting in front of me stands up and turns to me and says "Hey Keith".  It's Stallone.  All i could say was hi back.  I was there to pick up a copy of the script.  Anyway a couple weeks later I get a call from Paula.  She starts talking to me and such and then says she has something to tell me.

She says don't take this wrong keith but it looks like they are going to go with another guy.  I said what I thought I had it.  she says you did but Stallones wife Bridgette got involved.  I said what do you mean.  she says Bridgette said that you were too good looking to play opposite of Sly.  I couldn;t believe it.

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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2010, 05:48:40 PM »
I get a call from Paula Gordon of White Eagle Productions to tell me they liked me and it looks like I got the part.  Stallone postponed filming by 3 months as he trained to be an armwrestler.  I am on my way to the Radford Studios (where they pieces of Gone with the Wind).  As I open the door to the office there is a table with allot of pictures on it.  A guy is sitting in front of me stands up and turns to me and says "Hey Keith".  It's Stallone.  All i could say was hi back.  I was there to pick up a copy of the script.  Anyway a couple weeks later I get a call from Paula.  She starts talking to me and such and then says she has something to tell me.

She says don't take this wrong keith but it looks like they are going to go with another guy.  I said what I thought I had it.  she says you did but Stallones wife Bridgette got involved.  I said what do you mean.  she says Bridgette said that you were too good looking to play opposite of Sly.  I couldn;t believe it.

Easy to verify.,  Call her up.  See unlike you and others I include names or photos when I have them.  Unlike you or others who just talk shit, I talk the talk and walk the walk.  Come on, you are such a great investigator find Paula and ask her.  Come on instead of tryiong to make me look like a liar prove something sometime.  I will wait.
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2010, 05:51:05 PM »
I dunno, che- Keith is pretty hot.  I'm a striaight man and I would fuck him




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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2010, 05:51:34 PM »
Easy to verify.,  Call her up. 

Hahha ,I don't have to call her up  I have seen your pictures  ;D

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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2010, 05:54:37 PM »
Keith, its called an excuse, like when a woman says "its not you, its me" which really means she wants other cock and is bored.

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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2010, 05:58:58 PM »
keith, does it sting knowing that she altered your entire life history by getting involved?

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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2010, 06:03:01 PM »
Keith, its called an excuse, like when a woman says "its not you, its me" which really means she wants other cock and is bored.

here is my head shot from back then.  lets see yours.  hahahaha exactly
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2010, 06:03:58 PM »
here is my head shot from back then.  lets see yours.  hahahaha exactly

Keith, by Obstacles do you mean food or spiders?


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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2010, 06:05:38 PM »
here is my head shot from back then.  lets see yours.  hahahaha exactly

Looking good and healthy, Keith.

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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2010, 06:07:20 PM »
Keith, by Obstacles do you mean food or spiders?



pm me your email and I will autograph a headshot for you.  I have a feeling you are very obsessed with me.  So we might as well take it to the next step
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2010, 06:08:30 PM »
Keith, by Obstacles do you mean food or spiders?



 Doesn't this guy weigh like 450 pounds in his recent pics?

 Damn man. Step away from the donuts and end the permabulking.

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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2010, 06:12:32 PM »
here is my head shot from back then.  lets see yours.  hahahaha exactly


You were a beautiful man before the spider bite, Keith.

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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2010, 06:13:42 PM »
keith looks like a gym teacher in that pic

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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2010, 06:14:48 PM »
keith looks like a gym teacher in that pic

Lol, exactly, he just looks like a regular guy but has been deluded all these years by some casting agents lies  ;D

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« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2010, 06:18:21 PM »
keith looks like a gym teacher in that pic


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« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2010, 06:22:47 PM »
Keith, its called an excuse, like when a woman says "its not you, its me" which really means she wants other cock and is bored.
He's not lieing he's just not coming to terms with an obvious truth, besides didn't that guy end up living outside of golds in a fucking van.

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« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2010, 06:37:03 PM »
keith looks like a gym teacher in that pic



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« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2010, 06:37:12 PM »
Brigitte used to be very good looking. I guess she thought Keith was better looking than Sly.

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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2010, 07:02:45 PM »

Dnt understand why everyone talks shit about Keith-  snds like a guy who lives the life-  cool memories and posts up pics to back his shit up??

I give the guy my respect

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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2010, 07:05:35 PM »
gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half

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« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2010, 07:08:20 PM »
gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half

Well played sir!

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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2010, 07:16:39 PM »
gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half

brutal yet sad.  :-[ :-[

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« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2010, 07:33:11 PM »
gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half

Yes but at least I have something top talk about.  You and some others well it is going to be very boring to say the least when you get older

He's not lieing he's just not coming to terms with an obvious truth, besides didn't that guy end up living outside of golds in a fucking van.

hahaha that guy was in the movie Over the Top since we are on the subject. 
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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2010, 08:41:30 PM »
Doesn't this guy weigh like 450 pounds in his recent pics?

 Damn man. Step away from the donuts and end the permabulking.

Err - not only that - isn't he black in his recent pics ?

Was he the recipient of Michael Jacksons melanin donations ?

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« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2010, 08:47:16 PM »
I was all set to be the male lead in a big budget porno movie , but they let me go because my dick was too big.
The lead porn actress said I my dick was too big and the other men would feel bad on the set. Damn . :o

LOL, Kieth is ok and has done some cool stuff.
I hope this post sees him healthy and happy.