Haha , Oh brother!!!

[ManBearPig...]

yea he probably did laugh alot

Retarded Ali's dwarfing you there.

[bigmike99]

i dont get all the hate for onlyme 

Hate usually stems from jealousy.  

[OneMoreRep]

Retarded Ali's dwarfing you there.

Poor Keith, you guys are being too hard on him.

The man met so many famous actors and sports figures, why don't you jerks cut him some slack?

"1"

[Ursus]

Keith people rag on your about lying because you HAVE lied on GB numerous times.

I used to think you were a decent guy with cool stories and experiences. The older and more mature I got I started to care less about how many famous people I knew, how strong I was compared to others or how many hot water balloons I blew up. Your fued with Vince G was the turning point for me.

I do not wish you ill but I am merely apathetic to you. Good luck in your struggle ahead though.

[SS]

Hate usually stems from jealousy.  

HAHAHAHA! Ok "Big" Mike.......Yeah we're all jealous of a 450lb has been that has an obsession for delusional gay apes

[che]

Man you truly must have shitty life. .

Yeah I have a shitty life, I'm jealous 


"Well from the inactivity and depression that set in I ended up gaining 200 lbs. in about 13 months.  I blame myself for everything.  I could have dieted but I just never thought about the long term effects. I am very embarrassed and I have became a sort of "recluse" myself.  I went from being the life of the party and being so happy 24 hours of the day to staying home and not wanting to see anyone.  Just until recently I would avoid seeing any of my old friends I grew up with or knew.  I would make up excuses why not to see them.  I was so embarrassed the way I looked.  . I hated myself and I hated the way I looked.  I just couldn't see anyone.   To say I never thought about just ending everything would be a lie. The thing that kept me from doing anything that stupid was when I thought about my two daughters and grandchildren.  I know they love me, I know they would miss me.  I just couldn't think about how much it would hurt them.  So I would immediately lose any thought of doing something stupid.  I truly owe my "will to live" to them'.

[noworries]

HAHAHAHA! Ok "Big" Mike.......Yeah we're all jealous of a 450lb has been that has an obsession for delusional gay apes

Admitting is the first step.  good for you.

Yeah I have a shitty life, I'm jealous 


"Well from the inactivity and depression that set in I ended up gaining 200 lbs. in about 13 months.  I blame myself for everything.  I could have dieted but I just never thought about the long term effects. I am very embarrassed and I have became a sort of "recluse" myself.  I went from being the life of the party and being so happy 24 hours of the day to staying home and not wanting to see anyone.  Just until recently I would avoid seeing any of my old friends I grew up with or knew.  I would make up excuses why not to see them.  I was so embarrassed the way I looked.  . I hated myself and I hated the way I looked.  I just couldn't see anyone.    To say I never thought about just ending everything would be a lie. The thing that kept me from doing anything that stupid was when I thought about my two daughters and grandchildren.  I know they love me, I know they would miss me.  I just couldn't think about how much it would hurt them.  So I would immediately lose any thought of doing something stupid.  I truly owe my "will to live" to them'.

Dude I fully undrstand your hate and jealously.  no need to explain.  I feel for you.  it's okay.  this is why the internet is your friend.  you can express yourself without having to worry about making fun of you.  use it and embrass it.

[SS]

Admitting is the first step.  good for you.

Dude I fully undrstand your hate and jealously.  no need to explain.  I feel for you.  it's okay.  this is why the internet is your friend.  you can express yourself without having to worry about making fun of you.  use it and embrass it.

Yawn

[che]

Yawn

X2

[Tapeworm]

Keith, beating your obesity and depression would be your greatest accomplishment ever.  This is a test of character. 

Do it, man.  Every day.

[noworries]

X2

x3  exactly both of you are boring as hell.

[SS]

x3  exactly both of you are boring as hell.

[American Muscle]

Keith - You're lucky I'm not out there in Vegas.  First thing I would do is put you on a very clean, strict diet.  Then I would make you run that lard off in a matter of months.  After that, you would be "forced" onto a brutal cycle to regain that lost muscle.

Shit, imagine the before and after.  We'd make a bundle selling your story.

[CARTEL]

Keith - You're lucky I'm not out there in Vegas.  First thing I would do is put you on a very clean, strict diet.  Then I would make you run that lard off in a matter of months.  After that, you would be "forced" onto a brutal cycle to regain that lost muscle.

Shit, imagine the before and after.  We'd make a bundle selling your story.

Lightning in a bottle.

You guys could be the next Zumba Fitness or P90X.

[kiwiol]

Onlyme, tell us about the time you sat next to Jonesy

[SS]

Onlyme, tell us about the time you sat next to Jonesy

Shit kid you'll never amount to nothing. keep obsessing over me cause i love it. now go back to your pathetic life where youll never amount to shit. while I go back to living the dream.

[CARTEL]

Shit kid you'll never amount to nothing. keep obsessing over me cause i love it. now go back to your pathetic life where youll never amount to shit. while I go back to living the dream.

Is that what Jonesy told Keith? 

[kiwiol]

Shit kid you'll never amount to nothing. keep obsessing over me cause i love it. now go back to your pathetic life where youll never amount to shit. while I go back to living the dream.