Author Topic: Share your most embarrassing moment in your life - I start (Read 2826 times)

Stark · « **on:** November 04, 2010, 01:46:51 PM »

Most embarrassing moment in your life?

I give you one.

this is probably about 15 years back - I had a girlfriend but she lived in another country, I think i was around 19 years old or so and a short time
before I got drafted in the German army.
I remember I had this fucking huge urge that I needed to get laid but I was walking through town - I litterlay had a constant boner and I was fucking
panicking!!!!
There's no way you find somebody to get laid at 14:00 in the middle of the day.

So I walk past this sex shop... says Videorama Porn videos.
I say thats fucking great I go and crack one off.
I was so happy that I literally danced to the till to pay for my ticket - the guy behind the desk gives me this weird look but I just didn't care, I didn't even
notice these weirdos that you find in these shops.

So I have my ticket and I got the "screening room" its like you have seen it in some movies - just smaller - leather sofa big screen at the front - after a few minutes the movie starts, some porn I cannot remember.
So I wax out my dick and go to town "HEEYAAAA"!!!!!

Next minute the lights go on the guy who I paid my ticket for is standing in the door frame and says: Put that away we don;t do that here!!!!!
My reflex should have been to quickly hide the boner in my hand but I was FUCKING STUMPED!!! I remember that I kept thinking... WTF this is a Porn Studio RIGHT!!!RIGHT!!!

The walk past him and the weird looking guy with the fatchicks sucks best video in his hand was possibly the most humiliating walk I had to do in my life..

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Hulkotron · « **Reply #1 on:** November 04, 2010, 01:48:54 PM »

I had sex with a fat girl once.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #2 on:** November 04, 2010, 01:50:33 PM »

I slept with a 9.5.

CalvinH · « **Reply #3 on:** November 04, 2010, 01:51:26 PM »

April 2nd,2007.10:42am

makaveli25 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 04, 2010, 01:52:59 PM »

I sharted

Stark · « **Reply #5 on:** November 04, 2010, 01:53:16 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on November 04, 2010, 01:48:54 PM

I had sex with a fat girl once.

not embarrassing

I give you another one - this is 100%...

I got laid with a chick from my work, I finger banged her first before doing her, shortly after I leave the apartment - I'm in a real good mood and
I'm whistling some song.
I get into the lift and leave for the front door, In my thoughts I was still banging this great girl, and you know when you open a can of tuna and you have
that fish smell on your finger you HAVE to fucking smell it every now and then, now I still had that vagina smell on my finger and in my thoughts I must have been smiling and I smelled my fingers.
This homeless woman that was sitting outside the apartment looks at me and says real dry: Does it smell nice? Was she any good?

I nearlty fucking puked!!!!

CalvinH · « **Reply #6 on:** November 04, 2010, 01:53:56 PM »

When I posted in this thread

TruthHurts · « **Reply #7 on:** November 04, 2010, 01:59:51 PM »

stop lying stark; the most embarrassing thing that happened to you was when we found your facebook picture and you were exposed all over the board. i notice you've taken down your facebook and myspace and had the pics of you deleted.

Stark · « **Reply #8 on:** November 04, 2010, 02:04:37 PM »

Quote from: TruthHurts on November 04, 2010, 01:59:51 PM

stop lying stark; the most embarrassing thing that happened to you was when we found your facebook picture and you were exposed all over the board. i notice you've taken down your facebook and myspace and had the pics of you deleted.

Hi Alex

dov · « **Reply #9 on:** November 04, 2010, 02:13:27 PM »

Yeah, those are some craxy sumbictchs givin away $11 million...fact that they $$ to teh godammit church tells ya they crazy...mustve been GBr's

dr.chimps · « **Reply #10 on:** November 04, 2010, 02:28:37 PM »

Quote from: Shawn Rinzee on November 04, 2010, 02:23:24 PM

Once in high school we were talking about ancient Persia and instead of Persians I said panties (I sat behind a hot girl). I was so embarrassed when they called my mom.

Pfft. I once had a class presentation on ancient Greece and had to detail the use of crowbars, so don't feel bad.

Deicide · « **Reply #11 on:** November 04, 2010, 02:31:10 PM »

I was in the queue at a bank in York and I had my Hungarian passport with me but unfortunately I don't speak Hungarian; this guy behind me turns out to be Hungarian and starts blathering away to me, I was embarrassed as fucking hell.

wes · « **Reply #12 on:** November 04, 2010, 02:32:35 PM »

I moved to Florida from Massachusettes in 1993,one day while grocery shopping I see this guy I thought I knew from back home,I grabbed him,hugged him,and yelled"dude,what are you doing down here,fucking good to see you bro".

Turns out,it wasn`t even him!!

makaveli25 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 04, 2010, 04:55:48 PM »

Had to give a big speach in front of my college class. I have always had a fear of speaking in public. I hate being the center of attention. I had a panic attack while I tried giving my speach. I was shakeing so hard I problalby looked like a crack head. After that I would have a drink or two before giving a big speach or presentation.

People who have never experinced panic attacks problably thought I was nuts didn't know what the heck was wrong with me.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #14 on:** November 04, 2010, 05:04:22 PM »

Lundgren · « **Reply #15 on:** November 04, 2010, 05:13:54 PM »

Lol there's many thing that I've blacked out over the years I couldn't bring em all up now.

I donno but I guess my most recent, is getting hauled out of the uni library on a strecher. Fucking wierd thing to happen not really embarassing as I have no shame and don't give a shit, but I think for some peopel it'd stand out as a bad moment. I donno I thought I was having a seisure or some shit still don't know what happened, fucking wierd shit my blood sugar fell through the floow nearly went catabolic

.

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #16 on:** November 04, 2010, 05:17:47 PM »

OneMoreRep · « **Reply #17 on:** November 04, 2010, 06:02:03 PM »

Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on November 04, 2010, 05:04:22 PM

Nothing but a couple of bros hanging out, talking bodybuilding and shooting the shit..

"1"

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #18 on:** November 04, 2010, 06:17:46 PM »

Quote from: OneMoreRep on November 04, 2010, 06:02:03 PM

Nothing but a couple of bros hanging out, talking bodybuilding and shooting the shit..

"1"

That's not Dolph Lundgren on the left.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #19 on:** November 04, 2010, 06:21:50 PM »

not for nothing but that is a pretty impressive cock

Nirvana · « **Reply #20 on:** November 04, 2010, 06:50:46 PM »

Me and my dad used to moon each other just to be idiots at the most random times. One time I thought I heard him in the living room so I just dropped my pants and stuck my ass around the corner at him, but when I looked I saw my grandparents just sitting there like "

". I didn't try to explain it I just sorta walked off.