Police Report.....what the hell?

[Master Blaster]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

"This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

[Nails]

i would rather she cut my fucking throat then to eat her out

[dr.chimps]

Ugh. I can only imagine the smell. 

[Master Blaster]

i would rather she cut my fucking throat then to eat her out

 

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!  

[Option D]

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!  

pure gold...please share link

[Nails]

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”


HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!  

 
Epic Fail on Melissa Williams

[Master Blaster]

pure gold...please share link

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

[225for70]

this is bringing back bad memories guys..

[Option D]

 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

LMAO....THATS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[tommywishbone]

Solid citizen, all the way solid citizen.