Xerxes fucking a granny (no lie, pictures inside)

[freespirit]

;Di got owned


btw did Coach really think this was me? I see he got all giddy and excited like a child. What a dumb mofo

This fella "the coach" is a frustrated asshole and an idiot.

[Vince B]

Looks like the op is perusing granny porn!

 Xerxes has a new Getbig excuse: It isn't me it just looks like me! In this case you are that guy unless you can prove otherwise. Code of Getbig.

[Mr Nobody]

hahaha
Sorry man no pussy pics, however I am going to amsterdam soon, this time I WILL put my keychain stealth camera to use and make a WUHI thread amsterdam hooker edition 

Dont return without some PS shots or you will need to quit posting.  When you going dawg?

[Mr Nobody]

25th man   thursday-monday.. can't wait it's gonna be EPIC! unfortunately I got exams coming up right after the trip in microeconomics, accounting and managerial economics that I gotta prepare to  

Keep working out for epic leans until then the rewards will be plentiful in Amsterdam. 

[Hugo Chavez]

OHHHHH man WillGrant, I paid a girl like that for a private lap dance yesterday for 30 mins... I don't know why but she let me suck her tits and even lick her pussy a little ... I guess a prety boy can do things you don't do to strippers because she was tirred of these 225 "real men" all the time .. I still had to pay, ofcourse, lol.

that's kinda sad man...

[devilsmile]

that's kinda sad man...

hard to get girls these days, for wahtever reason...

[Cy Tolliver]

my girlfriend bor in 1992 was getting a DVD out to return... Im like "wtf are you doing? Rewinding it?"....

She's like "wtf is rewinding?"

[Hugo Chavez]

hard to get girls these days, for wahtever reason...

naaa, just go for it.  Just walk right up to them and start talking about some bullshit. Sometimes you'll get shot down, sometimes you won't.  Don't sweat the ones that shoot you down, just move on to the next.  You said you're a pretty boy unless I misunderstood.  Yea, with the right approach you should have no problem getting plenty of pussy.  There's a lot of chicks that go for that.

[Lundgren]

hard to get girls these days, for wahtever reason...

Just aim low, once you get an abundance of sup par pussy move up. Your just in it for sex either way.

[Cy Tolliver]

Just aim low, once you get an abundance of sup par pussy move up. Your just in it for sex either way.

yup,  ugly girl vagina looks and feels just like good looking girl vagina so who really gives a shit...

[Lundgren]

yup,  ugly girl vagina looks and feels just like good looking girl vagina so who really gives a shit...

Lol well if your not a queer you tend to be attracted to whatever type of chick gets you off. So even ugly chicks start to look good after a while.
Besides that the dude ain't bad looking, he should atleast be able to get chick that are not ugly maybe plain looking but no need for ugly.

[Hugo Chavez]

I wouldn't even say to aim low... unless your target is Megan Fox with the body a victoria secret model then yea, you might want to aim lower.  But there are a lot of hotties out there and don't just automatically assume they are out of reach.  Some of them are way more accepting and friendly than you imagine, you just gotta start bullshiting with them a bit and either you get shot down or you don't, move on, you will land it.  There's some real fucking doofy looking dudes with hot chicks and not all of them got it for their money.  If you're decent looking or a "pretty boy" it should be no problem.  just do it and don't sweat the ones lost.

[Deicide]

I wouldn't even say to aim low... unless your target is Megan Fox with the body a victoria secret model then yea, you might want to aim lower.  But there are a lot of hotties out there and don't just automatically assume they are out of reach.  Some of them are way more accepting and friendly than you imagine, you just gotta start bullshiting with them a bit and either you get shot down or you don't, move on, you will land it.  There's some real fucking doofy looking dudes with hot chicks and not all of them got it for their money.  If you're decent looking or a "pretty boy" it should be no problem.  just do it and don't sweat the ones lost.

 

Hugo, this is not the politics board...











































































 

[Tapeworm]

Lather.  Rinse.  Repeat.

[Lundgren]

I wouldn't even say to aim low... unless your target is Megan Fox with the body a victoria secret model then yea, you might want to aim lower.  But there are a lot of hotties out there and don't just automatically assume they are out of reach.  Some of them are way more accepting and friendly than you imagine, you just gotta start bullshiting with them a bit and either you get shot down or you don't, move on, you will land it.  There's some real fucking doofy looking dudes with hot chicks and not all of them got it for their money.  If you're decent looking or a "pretty boy" it should be no problem.  just do it and don't sweat the ones lost.

Lol well with his obsessive dick issues I'm assuming he's aiming high. True that, about what kinda chick like whatever. I mean girls all got a different kind of guy that want if money's taking out of the equation. Basically some dude like there dad according to freud. I started noticing the geeky bitch's love dudes like me. As I got enough of the "man" qualities, but at the same time I seem to know alot about random shit(I never let them see me type .

[Hugo Chavez]

Hugo, this is not the politics board...

 

It's not the romance board either, but here I am giving advice   See, I told you I post here sometimes

[devilsmile]

getbig = ultimate therapy

 

but americans associate money with women a little too much, rly. It's not your flesh women would want then

[Hugo Chavez]

Lol well with his obsessive dick issues I'm assuming he's aiming high. True that, about what kinda chick like whatever. I mean girls all got a different kind of guy that want if money's taking out of the equation. Basically some dude like there dad according to freud. I started noticing the geeky bitch's love dudes like me. As I got enough of the "man" qualities, but at the same time I seem to know alot about random shit(I never let them see me type .

yea seriously, you might have 3 girls that all are in the same range and two will think you're garbage and the last will see something.  That's why it's important to just go for it and be willing to be shot down by a few and move on.  It really doesn't take long before you're hooking up with one that likes you.  And in a way, it's good that some chicks shoot you down, there's a reason for that, you probably wouldn't want to be with them either, I mean beyond boning them

[devilsmile]

yea seriously, you might have 3 girls that all are in the same range and two will think you're garbage and the last will see something.  That's why it's important to just go for it and be willing to be shot down by a few and move on.  It really doesn't take long before you're hooking up with one that likes you.  And in a way, it's good that some chicks shoot you down, there's a reason for that, you probably wouldn't want to be with them either, I mean beyond boning them

call me gayer than salvatore, but I can't get aroused of a girl if we have.................... .......NO chemistry.... I'm serious  . It's like the feeling if girl beats you in a fight, It's annoying... "the bitch just won't get it" then she annoyes me and I don't even see her as 8 anymore, more like "never was"

[Hugo Chavez]

call me gayer than salvatore, but I can't get aroused of a girl if we have.................... .......NO chemistry.... I'm serious  . It's like the feeling if girl beats you in a fight, It's annoying... "the bitch just won't get it" then she annoyes me and I don't even see her as 8 anymore, more like "never was"

yea, see exactly, so being shot down by some chicks is a positive.  They saved you some time.  Move on and find the "chemistry"  It's all part of the game and it all has a role.  You just have to make sure you're playing the game and not sitting on the sidelines.

[Mr Nobody]

call me gayer than salvatore, but I can't get aroused of a girl if we have.................... .......NO chemistry.... I'm serious  . It's like the feeling if girl beats you in a fight, It's annoying... "the bitch just won't get it" then she annoyes me and I don't even see her as 8 anymore, more like "never was"

X2.

[devilsmile]

yea, see exactly, so being shot down by some chicks is a positive.  They saved you some time.  Move on and find the "chemistry"  It's all part of the game and it all has a role.  You just have to make sure you're playing the game and not sitting on the sidelines.

Unless she's... "G"Orgeous 

but a sweet legged, boots and leggings wearing dick teaser is a very good way to end a night... even if we did only fuck once or twice, having to eat great pussy and feel her fluids all over me makes me more relaxed for two following weeks, that I don't have to think about it.

[Hugo Chavez]

Unless she's... "G"Orgeous 

but a sweet legged, boots and leggings wearing dick teaser is a very good way to end a night... even if we did only fuck once or twice, having to eat great pussy and feel her fluids all over me makes me more relaxed for two following weeks, that I don't have to think about it.

well if you got that going on, I feel stupid for saying anything to start with...  I thought you were without regular pussy and just paying strippers to lick a nip

[devilsmile]

well if you got that going on, I feel stupid for saying anything to start with...  I thought you were without regular pussy and just paying strippers to lick a nip

The problem is I don't have that going on "right now", I have it sometimes but not as regularly as I would want...

I just receantly started using those stripper hoes...

[devilsmile]

Devilsmile I think the answer to all your problems would be to get a job as a bartender, think about it, would be awesome?? I am thinking about it myself, i already went to a bartending class but haven't got around to apply for jobs.. we should both do it bro?!

now THAT would be... a greate idea  .. bartender class sounds likea good idea... why didn't I figure it out sooner, damn... it's not too late yet..