my stomach is fucking burning..help me!!!

[JOHN MATRIX]

ok i dont know what the fuck happened, but the last 24 hours my stomach has been on fire, i cant stand up straight and walk without massive stomach cramps, ive had zero appetite for fucking 24 straight hours now...im not throwing up, or shitting a storm, i dont know what the deal is. anyone have recommendations? (besides killing myself)

[Meso_z]

ok i dont know what the fuck happened, but the last 24 hours my stomach has been on fire, i cant stand up straight and walk without massive stomach cramps, ive had zero appetite for fucking 24 straight hours now...im not throwing up, or shitting a storm, i dont know what the deal is. anyone have recommendations? (besides killing myself)

maybe go see a doctor? 

[lovemonkey]

maybe go see a doctor? 

lol pussy

[Devon97]

I had something VERY similar to this 3 weeks ago. It started on a Saturday and got Horrible by Tuesday.

Pepto Bismo didnt help a bit so I finally went to the Dr. Once I took the meds I got a little better w/ in 30 mins. However I was not 100% until Friday.

[JOHN MATRIX]

I had something VERY similar to this 3 weeks ago. It started on a Saturday and got Horrible by Tuesday.

Pepto Bismo didnt help a bit so I finally went to the Dr. Once I took the meds I got a little better w/ in 30 mins. However I was not 100% until Friday.

what did they say the problem was devon?

[Butterbean]

Are you on any meds JM?  If so, did you recently start them?

maybe go see a doctor? 

Yes!

[Tito24]

[Captain Equipoise]

pepto bismol?

[JOHN MATRIX]

Are you on any meds JM?  If so, did you recently start them?

Yes!

no meds. it just came out of nowhere. just drank some Maalox but it is still there

[Butterbean]

no meds. it just came out of nowhere. just drank some Maalox but it is still there

Go here:

http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/tools/symptom/527.html



(sorry fixed the link)

[JOHN MATRIX]

thanks for the link butter

[The Showstoppa]

If it lingers for more than a day, you should go see a doc.  Could be ulcers....hope you feel better.

[lovemonkey]

Swallow some razorblades and wash it down with benzyl peroxide. Should do the trick.

[Voice of Doom]

AIDs?

[Meso_z]

Swallow some razorblades and wash it down with benzyl peroxide. Should do the trick.

[Chick]

ok i dont know what the fuck happened, but the last 24 hours my stomach has been on fire, i cant stand up straight and walk without massive stomach cramps, ive had zero appetite for fucking 24 straight hours now...im not throwing up, or shitting a storm, i dont know what the deal is. anyone have recommendations? (besides killing myself)

For the quick fix, drink some carbonated beverage like ginger ale, or diet sprite....and anything with a high salt contex, like saltines, crackers, etc...

[mass243]

Drop orals immediately. Tomorrow you're OK.

[Tapeworm]

Where, exactly?  Upper, lower, left, right?  Any nausea or just pain?

And yes, go to the doc.

[MAXX]

lol where is this video from mars?

on topic. me i just got the winter flu it seems. started with stomach cramps... just spray painted my toilet for 20 minutes straight like non-stop. guess I will start throwing up soon to.

[Devon97]

what did they say the problem was devon?

I don't remember, I think some type of a virus. I was NOT hungry at all and would get sick as hell when I tried to eat. But If I didn't eat I became nauseus and light headed from lack of food.

My stomach was also very distented. All liquid shit for about 4 days. No vomit though. Never felt stomach sickness like this in my life.

[Stark]

Its all the man juice stacked up in your belly

[nder98]

[Marty Champions]

ok i dont know what the fuck happened, but the last 24 hours my stomach has been on fire, i cant stand up straight and walk without massive stomach cramps, ive had zero appetite for fucking 24 straight hours now...im not throwing up, or shitting a storm, i dont know what the deal is. anyone have recommendations? (besides killing myself)

the meat eating is causing massive ulcers you morally unaware meat eater, be greatful that im helping you, eat some fucking beans!

[Marty Champions]

For the quick fix, drink some carbonated beverage like ginger ale, or diet sprite....and anything with a high salt contex, like saltines, crackers, etc...

hahah "ginger ale" and "crackers" hahahah no wonder your in such great shape!

[Emmortal]

the meat eating is causing massive ulcers you morally unaware meat eater, be greatful that im helping you, eat some fucking beans!

Yea because man didn't survive on meat for millions of years before agriculture or anything.  It's definitely the meat...god you are fucking retarded.