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"Life is good..."
« on: November 09, 2010, 04:21:11 PM »
Why is when someone says/posts that on Facebook, I think they're two steps from shooting themselves?
Right up there with the "no worries".
Oh no. ::)
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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 04:22:35 PM »
lolz on noworries

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2010, 04:29:15 PM »
lolz on noworries
Once I heard someone I know in a store, say "no worries" 4x within a minute.
I felt like saying, "Yeah fucker, we got it, no worries."
Imagine a corporate executive saying that in a business meeting.
"So, you see Steve...there is no way Archtech will be taking over our company, due to management restructuring."
"Oh, got it Bill.  Hey, no worries."
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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 04:31:42 PM »
Life is good, stop "worrying" about trivial shit. Yes I'm on the up side of my unstable mood :D.

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2010, 04:32:59 PM »
It's not that serious.....killer.   ;D

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2010, 04:37:21 PM »
Once I heard someone I know in a store, say "no worries" 4x within a minute.
I felt like saying, "Yeah fucker, we got it, no worries."
Imagine a corporate executive saying that in a business meeting.
"So, you see Steve...there is no way Archtech will be taking over our company, due to management restructuring."
"Oh, got it Bill.  Hey, no worries."
 ::)

I wonder how often noworries(onlyme) uses the term noworries

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2010, 05:25:47 PM »
I haven't logged into my facebook account in over a month and I've never felt better.
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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2010, 05:27:45 PM »
I haven't logged into my facebook account in over a month and I've never felt better.

So do the chicks who you didn't stalk during that time..... ;D

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2010, 05:45:19 PM »
I've heard many use the phrase "it's all good" when attempting to convince themselves that whatever situation they find themselves in is not all that bad...

"Yeah, my wife and daughter have both admitted that they crave the black penoris, but it's all good..."

"Yeah, my credit is so jacked up I can't even rent a paddle boat for 20 minutes without a $100 cash deposit, but it's all good..."

"Yeah, they won't give me full time status down at Taco Bell yet I still end up working every Friday and Saturday night, but it's all good..."

Epic self-delusion; they won't recover.
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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2010, 05:46:40 PM »
I've heard many use the phrase "it's all good" when attempting to convince themselves that whatever situation they find themselves in is not all that bad...

"Yeah, my wife and daughter have both admitted that they crave the black penoris, but it's all good..."

"Yeah, my credit is so jacked up I can't even rent a paddle boat for 20 minutes without a $100 cash deposit, but it's all good..."

"Yeah, they won't give me full time status down at Taco Bell yet I still end up working every Friday and Saturday night, but it's all good..."

Epic self-delusion; they won't recover.


LOL.....

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2010, 05:51:15 PM »
My favorite one is

it will all work out in the end.

My reply is

I know its gonna work out its not a fucking math equation I just wanna know if the result is positive

only funny to math majors I suppose but I digress.

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2010, 05:59:34 PM »
My favorite one is

it will all work out in the end.

My reply is

I know its gonna work out its not a fucking math equation I just wanna know if the result is positive

only funny to math majors I suppose but I digress.

Just like saying, "My girlfriend is sweet as pi, but she is irrational."   :-\
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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2010, 06:01:01 PM »
Just like saying, "My girlfriend is sweet as pi, but she is irrational."   :-\

Pi are round, cornbread are square.....

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2010, 06:04:07 PM »
Pi are round, cornbread are square.....

Hair pi is triangular (usually...sometimes more of a landing strip design)

I've never seen a square tree, but I have seen a square root.

What is purple and commutes?  An obelian grape. 

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2010, 06:11:49 PM »
I wonder how often noworries(onlyme) uses the term noworries
"Another box of cookies?"- "no worries"
"I haven't had a job since 1994"-"no worries"
"The shocks on my scooter are busted"-"no worries"
"Spencer's Big N' Tall is out of 74 inch waist pants"-"no worries"

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2010, 07:07:38 PM »
I've heard many use the phrase "it's all good" when attempting to convince themselves that whatever situation they find themselves in is not all that bad...

"Yeah, my wife and daughter have both admitted that they crave the black penoris, but it's all good..."

"Yeah, my credit is so jacked up I can't even rent a paddle boat for 20 minutes without a $100 cash deposit, but it's all good..."

"Yeah, they won't give me full time status down at Taco Bell yet I still end up working every Friday and Saturday night, but it's all good..."

Epic self-delusion; they won't recover.
hahah, Nice.
How about these two gems:
"Everything happens for a reason."
"Some things just aren't meant to be."

Heard the second one, when my buddy got divorced...his wife put on her myspace page, "Some thing just aren't meant to be."
Fast forward 2 years, "Engaged to the "love of my life"." hahaha, Fucking moron.
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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2010, 07:10:03 PM »
Lol @ people who delete facebook then call it life changing hahahahah its not that serious sweetheart ... hahahah
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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2010, 08:17:26 PM »
"Another box of cookies?"- "no worries"
"I haven't had a job since 1994"-"no worries"
"The shocks on my scooter are busted"-"no worries"
"Spencer's Big N' Tall is out of 74 inch waist pants"-"no worries"

lolz

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2010, 08:28:08 PM »
"Life is good at the present time."

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2010, 08:35:59 PM »
As if anything anyone in this world says or does matters one bit anyways. Everyone will end up dead. We're all just thoughts wrapped in a material body that will end up useless and forgotten anyways. So who gives a fuck if anything you say is silly. If it makes you happy fucking say it. Fuck everyone else and their pointless criticism.  Like some fa99ot eaves dropping on you in line at the grocery store matters.

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2010, 08:48:12 PM »
Once I heard someone I know in a store, say "no worries" 4x within a minute.
I felt like saying, "Yeah fucker, we got it, no worries."
Imagine a corporate executive saying that in a business meeting.
"So, you see Steve...there is no way Archtech will be taking over our company, due to management restructuring."
"Oh, got it Bill.  Hey, no worries."
 ::)

LOL,I think it's time for a new video...come on dude, you owe us! - no worries

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2010, 08:50:11 PM »
facebook is gay

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2010, 10:14:15 PM »
"Another box of cookies?"- "no worries"
"I haven't had a job since 1994"-"no worries"
"The shocks on my scooter are busted"-"no worries"
"Spencer's Big N' Tall is out of 74 inch waist pants"-"no worries"
LOL  ;D

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2010, 10:33:15 PM »
"She'll be right."  ::)

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Re: "Life is good..."
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2010, 07:58:43 AM »
Once I heard someone I know in a store, say "no worries" 4x within a minute.
I felt like saying, "Yeah fucker, we got it, no worries."
Imagine a corporate executive saying that in a business meeting.
"So, you see Steve...there is no way Archtech will be taking over our company, due to management restructuring."
"Oh, got it Bill.  Hey, no worries."
 ::)

Its common in Australia............... .