Chaos--Bnchmstr (cigar)

[newmom]

Cigars give you a very mild contented nicotine buzz. So very very nice after a big meal with friends. 

or JW Blue

[tommywishbone]

hello

[benchmstr]

or JW Blue

[Cy Tolliver]

You generally don't inhale cigar smoke, so you don't need to worry about lung health

[Firemuscle]

 I smoked cigarettes for 2 years while I was in middle school.

 The little buzz it gave me just wasn't worth it for the stink and the health problems.

 Of course cigs and cigars are different. But not very much.

 I smoked a cigar a few months ago and my whole throat felt like Salvatore's anal cavity after a night at the adult arcades.

[chaos]

I got the Fuente Fuente Opus X today. I don't care what it costs you down there for one, get it.   It makes any cuban cigar taste like a bowl full of ashes. It is unbelievable.

That good huh?

[Firemuscle]

Totally agree, think it's extremely unnecessary but I always have a smoke or two when I drink.. otherwise I've stopped with cigarettes completely except for the small amounts of tobacco I mix with weed.

 I agree.

 These days I am drinking tons of caffiene and stims though. So I guess I can't really talk shit about smokers.

 I gave up on being a health nut and decided to nihilistically spiral into my death gracefully.

[pluck]

try to find the Fuente "Forbidden" Opus X line,...super hard to find, and if you can get that,....supposed to be the absolute peak peak of cigars

ARRRGHHGHGH! I hate SUPER over generalized statements like this!

It's like the '01 Camry driver telling you that his car is the shit because he's had it paid off for 5 years and it's great on gas...therefore it's the best.  You get my point.

Anyhoo, everyones cigar palate is so different. At my lounge everyone shits themselves for Rocky Patels (we're talking everyday affordable sticks). I fucking hate them.

The best cigar I've had is the Don Pepin red label. Affordable everyday smoke.

I've had lots of vintage and limited production cigars but I've never had a smoke that makes me wet my pants.

[tommywishbone]

I agree.

 These days I am drinking tons of caffiene and stims though. So I guess I can't really talk shit about smokers.

 I gave up on being a health nut and decided to nihilistically spiral into my death gracefully.

I know this person, but I can not yet tell you where it is I know them from.

[benchmstr]

I know this person, but I can not yet tell you where it is I know them from.

did he exist in a time in the early 90's in california....and have a grudge to settle with a burnout bowler because of bunny?

bench

[nzmusclemonster]

Gayer than paying $41 to put a long round thing in your mouth 

[disturbia]

Gayer than paying $41 to put a long round thing in your mouth 

should I post up some wedding pics?

[nzmusclemonster]

should I post up some wedding pics?

 

[Alex23]

I'm not sure what's gayer... joshua Relickhim clinging to his internet "friends" or the geys who feel the need to point out that "OMG SMOKE IS BAAAAD" (with a gay Ross the intern voice)

[epic_alien]

I'm not sure what's gayer... joshua Relickhim clinging to his internet "friends" or the geys who feel the need to point out that "OMG SMOKE IS BAAAAD" (with a gay Ross the intern voice)

is that your last name josh?

wow thats fucked

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Is that Jerry Seinfeld's mothers coat?

[disturbia]

is that your last name josh?

wow thats fucked

not even in the ballpark

[CalvinH]

I got the Fuente Fuente Opus X today. I don't care what it costs you down there for one, get it.   It makes any cuban cigar taste like a bowl full of ashes. It is unbelievable.

Yup,damn good cigar

[dr.chimps]

The Fuente Fuente Opus X Forbidden X — only 10,000 ever produced, each one finding a partner and home in the 2004 Platinum Edition Prometheus DVD Set. Just over 6 inches with a 48 ring, i’ll call this a “stunted churchill”. Encased in test-tube-like glass, pampered by small little bits of foam, and chained with the most incredible band i’ve seen on a cigar, ever.

Cigar porn. Learn something new, every day.

[Tapeworm]

Cigar porn. Learn something new, every day.

Some of these things get really oversold.  Being a cheapass, I never found out if they're worth the price.

I figure it's probably like expensive^TM booze.  There's a point at which it's wasted on me so its best left for those who can appreciate it.

[dr.chimps]

Some of these things get really oversold.  Being a cheapass, I never found out if they're worth the price.

I figure it's probably like expensive^TM booze.  There's a point at which it's wasted on me so its best left for those who can appreciate it.

Well said. Totally agree. I buy my Da pricey(ier) red wines from this Niagara region outlet when I'm in Toronto. He always asks me if I'd like some and I just tell him nah, it'd be wasted on me. It would, but I also know he doesn't like to share. 

/like above the noted trademark.

[Tapeworm]

Well said. Totally agree. I buy my Da pricey(ier) red wines from this Niagara region outlet when I'm in Toronto. He always asks me if I'd like some and I just tell him nah, it'd be wasted on me. It would, but I also know he doesn't like to share. 

/like above the noted trademark.

Ta, mate. 

I'll be splurging at Christmas tho.  Little trip to Firenze.  Been meaning to rub yer nose in that.    Any not to be missed out of the way spots you'd recommend?

[dr.chimps]

Ta, mate. 

I'll be splurging at Christmas tho.  Little trip to Firenze.  Been meaning to rub yer nose in that.    Any not to be missed out of the way spots you'd recommend?

Oh cripes. What's not to see and do, there? It's cultural ground zero. If I had fuck-you money, that's where I'd set up shop. Man, have a blast.   

[Tapeworm]

Thanks man.  Only going to be a week or 10 days but I'll see what I can fit in between the feedings.

[Cableguy]

I got the Fuente Fuente Opus X today. I don't care what it costs you down there for one, get it.   It makes any cuban cigar taste like a bowl full of ashes. It is unbelievable.

Great smoke, just needs to be aged properly...round, rich, and full bodied. Better than any Cuban? On par with some. And just because a cigar is Cuban doesn't make it automatically great. But a properly aged Cuban Hoyo De Monterey double corona is the shit...