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Lundgren

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Good some good and bad news.
« on: November 11, 2010, 08:15:05 AM »
Found out my best friend is getting married in april and I'm going to flipapines.


Found out my alpha male cousin/roommate(who I supposedly have some deep underlying hatred for  ::) ) Got a chick knocked up and she's having the kid even though he only fucked her once.  ??? WTF? Does this shit really happen?
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2010, 08:18:54 AM »
You're a geek.
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2010, 08:20:42 AM »
You're alpha male cousin is a retard.  Have fun at the wedding......look for some LBFM's.....
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2010, 08:21:14 AM »
Quote from: james001 on November 11, 2010, 08:18:54 AM
You're a geek.
How so? And of course?
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2010, 08:24:14 AM »
Quote from: Xerxes on November 11, 2010, 08:23:09 AM
Weddings are great if there's an open bar.
Nah religious folk so not so likely to happen, however I know his chances of getting divorced drop dramtically.

As far as my cous, he condom broke what was he to do lick it up with his tounge?
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2010, 08:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 11, 2010, 08:24:14 AM
Nah religious folk so not so likely to happen, however I know his chances of getting divorced drop dramtically.

As far as my cous, he condom broke what was he to do lick it up with his tounge?

If it keeps her from getting pregnant, just do what you gotta do.  His whole world is changed forever......
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2010, 08:26:50 AM »
Quote from: Xerxes on November 11, 2010, 08:23:09 AM
Weddings are great if there's an open bar.


x2

...and single chicks.
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2010, 08:27:22 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on October 30, 2010, 12:19:10 PM
probally rail the shit out of this


Nail any young boys lately? At least you don’t have to worry about pregnancy.  
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2010, 08:28:17 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 11, 2010, 08:15:05 AM
Found out my best friend is getting married in april and I'm going to flipapines.


Found out my alpha male cousin/roommate(who I supposedly have some deep underlying hatred for  ::) ) Got a chick knocked up and she's having the kid even though he only fucked her once.  ??? WTF? Does this shit really happen?

Hahaha, so much for your hero worship..
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Lundgren

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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2010, 08:30:45 AM »
Quote from: james001 on November 11, 2010, 08:27:22 AM
Nail any young boys lately? At least you don’t have to worry about pregnancy.   
Still fuck her, your just confused because you think justin bieber looks like a girl
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2010, 08:37:55 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 11, 2010, 08:30:45 AM
Still fuck her, your just confused because you think justin bieber looks like a girl

They could be brothers.

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on October 30, 2010, 12:19:10 PM
probally rail the shit out of this


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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2010, 08:42:22 AM »
Quote from: james001 on November 11, 2010, 08:37:55 AM
They could be brothers.


Lol if you think he looks like a hot 22 year old girl that's your problem, I don't rely on hair cuts to tell the gender or age of a person.
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2010, 08:52:16 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 11, 2010, 08:42:22 AM
Lol if you think he looks like a hot 22 year old girl that's your problem

This is hot -






This is not -

Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on October 30, 2010, 12:19:10 PM
probally rail the shit out of this

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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2010, 08:54:36 AM »
So I was reading through your post Lundgrenisgod and I was thinking - can you not go outside and like kill yourself or something?
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2010, 08:59:45 AM »
:)
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2010, 09:03:43 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 11, 2010, 08:42:22 AM
Lol if you think he looks like a hot 22 year old girl that's your problem, I don't rely on hair cuts to tell the gender or age of a person.

up your standards....

or come to grips with your own mediocrity

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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2010, 09:04:22 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 11, 2010, 08:59:45 AM
:)

Okay its time to fucking off yourself NOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!! GODAMIT!!!
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2010, 09:06:34 AM »
Quote from: Stark on November 11, 2010, 09:04:22 AM
Okay its time to fucking off yourself NOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!! GODAMIT!!!
You get these two dykes to fuck me raw and I will but until than I being a flaming queer that prefers girls with short hair that will assist me in eating out her sister snatch.
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2010, 09:11:34 AM »
So, your alpha male roomate either used sone cheap condoms, didn't talk to the girl in using other forms of contraception, like birth control pills, female condoms, etc. And now for his serious lack of forethought, will be paying for a child from a woman he barely knows...
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Lundgren

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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2010, 09:14:13 AM »
Quote from: Parker on November 11, 2010, 09:11:34 AM
So, your alpha male roomate either used sone cheap condoms, didn't talk to the girl in using other forms of contraception, like birth control pills, female condoms, etc. And now for his serious lack of forethought, will be paying for a child from a woman he barely knows...
Ding I live in stjohns were the city of one night stands. He's trying to get her to abort but she thinks that's a computer term, he's not stupid(atleast by our standards) just unlucky. Fucking pretty shitty deal. Scares the shit out of me.
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2010, 09:14:54 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 11, 2010, 08:15:05 AM
Found out my best friend is getting married in april and I'm going to flipapines.


Found out my alpha male cousin/roommate(who I supposedly have some deep underlying hatred for  ::) ) Got a chick knocked up and she's having the kid even though he only fucked her once.  ??? WTF? Does this shit really happen?

And you feel the need to share that with some random strangers on the internet?
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2010, 09:17:05 AM »
Quote from: affeman on November 11, 2010, 09:14:54 AM
And you feel the need to share that with some random strangers on the internet?
Yeah what you think I'm gonna call my folks to tell them there gonna be great uncle/aunt's. This is get big, I don't want your fucking sympathy, but fuck I'm bored, what are you doing at the moment that's so fucking exillerating 
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2010, 09:30:20 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 11, 2010, 09:17:05 AM
Yeah what you think I'm gonna call my folks to tell them there gonna be great uncle/aunt's. This is get big, I don't want your fucking sympathy, but fuck I'm bored, what are you doing at the moment that's so fucking exillerating 

Just went short on the EUR/CHF with a leverage of 250.000 and stalk some bitches on Zoosk. Now I go to the gym and train back/triceps, thx for asking.
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2010, 09:32:50 AM »
Quote from: affeman on November 11, 2010, 09:30:20 AM
Just went short on the EUR/CHF with a leverage of 250.000 and stalk some bitches on Zoosk. Now I go to the gym and train back/triceps, thx for asking.
Wow that's so not fair. I got beat off thrice more and studying phyiscs i'm jealous
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Re: Good some good and bad news.
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2010, 09:50:01 AM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on November 11, 2010, 09:17:05 AM
Yeah what you think I'm gonna call my folks to tell them there gonna be great uncle/aunt's. This is get big, I don't want your fucking sympathy, but fuck I'm bored, what are you doing at the moment that's so fucking exillerating 

Yet you feel the need to regale us with every happening in your daily life, AXA?

This isn't twitter, douche.
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