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Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:23:33 PM »
I recently subjected myself to two interviews (after the 1st I thought i needed to hear another one- so it wasn’t a fluke) with this guy- one in polombo's show, the other in Derek's show

I had not heard anyone say so much total bullshit per second. Yes he is selling his crap like everyone else, but he must be totally nuts to be able to shoot out so many absurdities non-stop. I wonder does if he trains in front of a mirror? is it the drugs he is taking?

The fucker seems to be out of this world- but somehow  sells enough shit to pay the polombo piper (well the derek piper does not need paying)


Ps: The best parts: "I am a scientist..." , "Right now I am taking almost 40K calories from it (his product) and I havent gained any body fat" , "Right now we have hospitals looking at this human pro.."

we all know bbers are dumb, but: WHO IS THIS DUMB???

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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2010, 03:36:37 PM »
the bodybuilding/fitness/supplement industry is one of the SLEAZIEST industries on the planet earth..........filled with liars, sickos, crooks, theives, addicts, and flat out crazy people  


ALR is arguably the biggest sleazebag in a whole industry of huge sleazebags.........that is saying something



his lies are embarrassing , cause they arent even believable in the least bit



and that ugly wife, or business partner whatever she is (i think they have an open type marriage) is comparably as annoying with forced kind of sassy, outspoken shocking-chick, i-go-out -of-my-way-to-talk-like-a-guy, tough girl bit..........its just fucking lame, shut up you hole







though i will concede i was a fan of both 'Chemical Muscle Enhancement' and 'Building The Perfect Beast'........and own them both


but that was back in the day when he was more of a clandestine drug guru which i respect..........now he thinks he is a big industry-celebrity supplement company owner and whores for attention so he changed a lot

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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2010, 03:41:09 PM »
the 1 gram protein per pill product was a great business idea though


since you have to take 250 of them per day.

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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2010, 03:43:44 PM »
the 1 gram protein per pill product was a great business idea though


since you have to take 250 of them per day.


lol


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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2010, 05:38:31 PM »
the bodybuilding/fitness/supplement industry is one of the SLEAZIEST industries on the planet earth..........filled with liars, sickos, crooks, theives, addicts, and flat out crazy people  


ALR is arguably the biggest sleazebag in a whole industry of huge sleazebags.........that is saying something



his lies are embarrassing , cause they arent even believable in the least bit



and that ugly wife, or business partner whatever she is (i think they have an open type marriage) is comparably as annoying with forced kind of sassy, outspoken shocking-chick, i-go-out -of-my-way-to-talk-like-a-guy, tough girl bit..........its just fucking lame, shut up you hole







though i will concede i was a fan of both 'Chemical Muscle Enhancement' and 'Building The Perfect Beast'........and own them both


but that was back in the day when he was more of a clandestine drug guru which i respect..........now he thinks he is a big industry-celebrity supplement company owner and whores for attention so he changed a lot


"the bodybuilding/fitness/supplement industry is one of the SLEAZIEST industries on the planet earth..........filled with liars, sickos, crooks, theives, addicts, and flat out crazy people"

100% Truth 


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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2010, 02:04:47 AM »
Guy is a grade A piece of shit. 

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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2010, 02:27:31 AM »
I recently subjected myself to two interviews (after the 1st I thought i needed to hear another one- so it wasn’t a fluke) with this guy- one in polombo's show, the other in Derek's show

I had not heard anyone say so much total bullshit per second. Yes he is selling his crap like everyone else, but he must be totally nuts to be able to shoot out so many absurdities non-stop. I wonder does if he trains in front of a mirror? is it the drugs he is taking?

The fucker seems to be out of this world- but somehow  sells enough shit to pay the polombo piper (well the derek piper does not need paying)


Ps: The best parts: "I am a scientist..." , "Right now I am taking almost 40K calories from it (his product) and I havent gained any body fat" , "Right now we have hospitals looking at this human pro.."

we all know bbers are dumb, but: WHO IS THIS DUMB???

Trust me, if you're injesting these things, you are definitely not a bodybuilder.

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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2010, 03:08:19 AM »
I recently subjected myself to two interviews (after the 1st I thought i needed to hear another one- so it wasn’t a fluke) with this guy- one in polombo's show, the other in Derek's show

I had not heard anyone say so much total bullshit per second. Yes he is selling his crap like everyone else, but he must be totally nuts to be able to shoot out so many absurdities non-stop. I wonder does if he trains in front of a mirror? is it the drugs he is taking?

The fucker seems to be out of this world- but somehow  sells enough shit to pay the polombo piper (well the derek piper does not need paying)


Ps: The best parts: "I am a scientist..." , "Right now I am taking almost 40K calories from it (his product) and I havent gained any body fat" , "Right now we have hospitals looking at this human pro.."

we all know bbers are dumb, but: WHO IS THIS DUMB???


outed...you listen to bb radio shows on the internet- not only that, DA's attention whoring.

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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2010, 05:39:35 AM »
ALR is a total charlatan.  MY good friend DD tore him a new ass hole over on Rx, over and over again re this humapro crap...pharmaceutical bags of whey, 1g of protein with only 1/4 of a calorie...LOL!  This guys fucking hilarious!

The whole supplement industry relies on cognitive dissonance to take BBers hard earned money in exchange for pseudo-supps and pixie dust.

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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2010, 05:41:06 AM »
I thought his first name was Dia ???

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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2010, 05:44:21 AM »
ALR is a total charlatan.  MY good friend DD tore him a new ass hole over on Rx, over and over again re this humapro crap...pharmaceutical bags of whey, 1g of protein with only 1/4 of a calorie...LOL!  This guys fucking hilarious!

The whole supplement industry relies on cognitive dissonance to take BBers hard earned money in exchange for pseudo-supps and pixie dust.

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I remember he got all badass when he was confronted with his bullshit claims .. Sir Duchaine said " Don't threaten me scumbag " .. he shut up real quick and pushed the ban button  LOL

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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2010, 07:20:30 AM »
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Imagine a protein made for humans that's 99% utilized instead of 14 %

You're wasting your money buying whey


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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2010, 10:25:05 AM »
I doubt there's anyone in the supplement biz who is as full of shit as this fraud.

His steroid advice was ridiculous too. He's probably pretty smart though, he just knows bodybuilders are typically complete retards and will swallow any bullshit he chooses to feed them. The more ridiculous your theories the better it will sell.  :-[

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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2010, 10:29:25 AM »
I doubt there's anyone in the supplement biz who is as full of shit as this fraud.

His steroid advice was ridiculous too. He's probably pretty smart though, he just knows bodybuilders are typically complete retards and will swallow any bullshit he chooses to feed them. The more ridiculous your theories the better it will sell.  :-[
I don'T know man, these guys really seem to believe their own bullshit.

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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2010, 10:30:08 AM »
I doubt there's anyone in the supplement biz who is as full of shit as this fraud.

His steroid advice was ridiculous too. He's probably pretty smart though, he just knows bodybuilders are typically complete retards and will swallow any bullshit he chooses to feed them. The more ridiculous your theories the better it will sell.  :-[

like is said, i bough his books back ing the day when he was known as the "secret underground guy"....and i actually was just lookin gat them this morning cause i was talkin gabout ALR yesterday

a LOT of his cycle advice is very questionable.........he is really big on these "receptor blitz cycles"..........where he advises 2 amps of sustanon a day for 2 weeks straight then........stop

im sure he has a rationale .........but def some questionable stuff

btw.....i heard some stories about this guy not long ago,................you wouldn NOT BELIEVE what a crazy pathalogical liar this guy is.........like, fucking in-patient shit

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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2010, 10:41:11 AM »
I don'T know man, these guys really seem to believe their own bullshit.

I guess if you lie long enough you might start to believe it yourself.  ???

like is said, i bough his books back ing the day when he was known as the "secret underground guy"....and i actually was just lookin gat them this morning cause i was talkin gabout ALR yesterday

a LOT of his cycle advice is very questionable.........he is really big on these "receptor blitz cycles"..........where he advises 2 amps of sustanon a day for 2 weeks straight then........stop

im sure he has a rationale .........but def some questionable stuff

btw.....i heard some stories about this guy not long ago,................you wouldn NOT BELIEVE what a crazy pathalogical liar this guy is.........like, fucking in-patient shit

It was just extremely overcomplicated stuff based on complete bullshit. It looks cool on paper and newbies love these words like "receptor" and "blitz" and they think, "wow this guy really must know his shit because he uses all these scientific sounding words". Reminds me of Borresen who claimed he was a doctor, but was just a junkie dreaming up cycles while smoking crack. If Johnny Falcon wrote a steroid manual or a supplement ad it would probably sound like something ALR would write.  :D

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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2010, 10:46:33 AM »
I guess if you lie long enough you might start to believe it yourself.  ???

It was just extremely overcomplicated stuff based on complete bullshit. It looks cool on paper and newbies love these words like "receptor" and "blitz" and they think, "wow this guy really must know his shit because he uses all these scientific sounding words". Reminds me of Borresen who claimed he was a doctor, but was just a junkie dreaming up cycles while smoking crack. If Johnny Falcon wrote a steroid manual or a supplement ad it would probably sound like something ALR would write.  :D


the way ALR speaks and writes this stuff............you think it proven, and based on total fact......and that he spent years overseeing and conducting double-blind, longitudinal multimillion dollar studies in the top universities and biochem facilities in the world

but it all just opinion........and because steroid knowledge is pretty basic, for the most part, no one is really reivnentig the wheel................he wnated to differentiate himself by coming up with weird protocols like that (and of course they will work to some extent, all roads lead to rome)


i dont even really know many guys he has worked with ..........tony freeman is the name everyone associates with him, but in know tony doesnt work with him any more
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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2010, 11:00:15 AM »

the way ALR speaks and writes this stuff............you think it proven, and based on total fact......and that he spent years overseeing and conducting double-blind, longitudinal multimillion dollar studies in the top universities and biochem facilities in the world

but it all just opinion........and because steroid knowledge is pretty basic, for the most part, no one is really reivnentig the wheel................he wnated to differentiate himself by coming up with weird protocols like that (and of course they will work to some extent, all roads lead to rome)


i dont even really know many guys he has worked with ..........tony freeman is the name everyone associates with him, but in know tony doesnt work with him any more
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Take his Humapro, says "99:1 anabolic to catabolic ratio" (wtf is this supposed to mean) and then the ad says whey is basically the opposite of that = more catabolic than anabolic (wtf). I mean it's such bullshit based on nothing at all. Magic amino tablets are nice because you can charge a lot for dirt cheap ingredients. It's apparently hard to make money off of protein powder.

Maybe ALR ordered some nice hormones from China along with his "pro-hormones" which he used to spike his products with and gave Toney some in exchange for using his name for promo purposes. I mean we know most gurus are just drug connections. It sure as hell wasn't a diet plan Toney needed or wanted from ALR, that's for sure.  :D

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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2010, 11:12:10 AM »
"blah blah anabolic to catabolic ratio" depending on how you word things..........you can write that about a can or tuna or a snickers bar

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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2010, 11:23:34 AM »
that homo has been a crook for many years,,at the top of the crook chain

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« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2010, 05:22:47 AM »

a LOT of his cycle advice is very questionable.........he is really big on these "receptor blitz cycles"..........where he advises 2 amps of sustanon a day for 2 weeks straight then........stop

im sure he has a rationale .........but def some questionable stuff


A Boresson cycle not ALR, works very well too ;) 2 sust ED and insulin for 2 on 2 off, repeat. 

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« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2010, 09:01:47 AM »
A Boresson cycle not ALR, works very well too ;) 2 sust ED and insulin for 2 on 2 off, repeat. 

who the fuck wouldn't grow off 2 sust ED

that's not a cycle, that's just a lot of drugs

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« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2010, 09:51:01 AM »
rumsfeld the crook

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Re: Author L. Rea: Comedian or Simple Crook?
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2010, 12:13:53 PM »
Piece of fucking shit

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« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2010, 02:45:35 PM »
who the fuck wouldn't grow off 2 sust ED

that's not a cycle, that's just a lot of drugs

LOL! Well it works and works fucking well......14-21 days of sickening eating, training and growing, short recoup and back at it again!