Author Topic: Girlfriends you think they are fat and totally are not... (Read 8686 times)

Deicide · « **on:** November 14, 2010, 04:53:48 PM »

Jeez, I just got off skype with my gf...and I couldn't believe she thinks she's fat...she is far, far from fat. I think all young women have some weird body misperception or something... $:-\$

Firemuscle · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:57:10 PM »

It means they are insecure, so I can play their insecurity and have a greater chance of fucking them.

It's a great thing.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2010, 04:57:45 PM »

Sounds like a future bodybuilder.

What's her screen name?

affeman · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:01:51 PM »

Post a pic of her and we tell you if she's too fat or not. If you want an honest opinion, there's no better place than getbig.

TacoBell · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:02:26 PM »

Pics or gtfo

tommywishbone · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:03:14 PM »

No pic of said girlfriend and girlfriend does not exist.

mass243 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:04:53 PM »

Nope. They're just seeking attention with those claims... you know like expecting guy to praise their ultimate build or whatever.

Best way to handle this is just agree - "Yes. You actually look little fat these days."

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:08:24 PM »

Women always find flaws in the mirror like thinking they are fat. Men always think they are built when they look in the mirror. Look at all the delusional get biggers.

Deicide · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:09:33 PM »

affeman · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:10:04 PM »

Quote from: mass243 on November 14, 2010, 05:04:53 PM

Nope. They're just seeking attention with those claims... you know like expecting guy to praise their ultimate build or whatever.

Best way to handle this is just agree - "Yes. You actually look little fat these days."

Once a girl, very skinny maybe 45 kg, told me that she gained a lil weight recently, and I said with a straight face: "Yeah, I can see that".

She asked me around 27 times during the rest of the day if I was serious or joking.

Deicide · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:12:06 PM »

Quote from: affeman on November 14, 2010, 05:10:04 PM

Once a girl, very skinny maybe 45 kg, told me that she gained a lil weight recently, and I said with a straight face: "Yeah, I can see that".

She asked me around 27 times during the rest of the day if I was serious or joking.

With my gf it's only been recent that I found out she thinks that. I tell her I think she is gorgeous but it doesn't help. $:-\$

tommywishbone · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:14:33 PM »

OK, where to start. . .

Send that girl to "Frames for Less."

Buy some Mop & Glow.

If PETA sees that leopard print back pack they will stone your girlfriend.

Suggest that your girlfriend loosen the leather strap bracelet on her wrist as it is pinching her wrist and making her appear chubby, when in fact she is NOT chubby.

Could someone please PS King Kamali in the background. Thank you.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:16:29 PM »

Quote from: Deicide on November 14, 2010, 05:09:33 PM

.

She's not fat

Deicide · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:17:40 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on November 14, 2010, 05:16:29 PM

She's not fat

Uhm, exactly what I have been telling her...but she says her thighs are 'huge'.... $:-\$

Firemuscle · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:18:32 PM »

A girl like that complaining that she is fat = a materialistic wench who's good for nothing but a quick fuck. Psycho bitch, stay away.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:19:09 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity link=topic=355757.msg5020081#msg5020081, date=1289783789

She's not fat

She's not that fat

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:20:01 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on November 14, 2010, 05:16:29 PM

She's not fat

She's not phat

Tapeworm · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:22:51 PM »

Needs moar cheeseburger, man.

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:23:21 PM »

Get rid of her.

Nothing is a bigger turnoff than insecurity.

Firemuscle · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:25:24 PM »

I'm working on a girl like that right now. She thinks she is fat, but she has huge titties, a tight waist, and a nice juicy ass.

Gotta love these insecure women.

DK II · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:26:02 PM »

Quote from: flexingtonsteele on November 14, 2010, 05:23:21 PM

Get rid of her.

Nothing is a bigger turnoff than insecurity.

LOL, if all men only were fucking women that aren't insecure, our race would have been extinct long ago.

flexingtonsteele · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:26:47 PM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on November 14, 2010, 05:26:02 PM

LOL, if all men only were fucking women that aren't insecure, our race would have been extinct long ago.

I totally agree. While nice to fuck.

You cant keep an insecure girl around for the long haul.

DK II · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:27:32 PM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on November 14, 2010, 05:25:24 PM

I'm working on a girl like that right now. She thinks she is fat, but she has huge titties, a tight waist, and a nice juicy ass.

Gotta love these insecure women.

You can also do it like Sevastase, get a real fat girlfriend, then slip her clenbuterol 3 times a day and praise her for her great metabolism when she is amazed that she loses fat.

Deicide · « **Reply #23 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:28:11 PM »

Quote from: flexingtonsteele on November 14, 2010, 05:26:47 PM

I totally agree. While nice to fuck.

You cant keep an insecure girl around for the long haul.

I disagree. Insecurity does not mean lack of character. My gf has a great character.

mass243 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:28:35 PM »

Quote from: affeman on November 14, 2010, 05:10:04 PM

Once a girl, very skinny maybe 45 kg, told me that she gained a lil weight recently, and I said with a straight face: "Yeah, I can see that".

She asked me around 27 times during the rest of the day if I was serious or joking.

Yep, that's what I'm talking about! Girls in their mind think they're perfect and every guys dream and they want to hear it from guys constantly.

Pathetic.

I often enjoy behaving against the expectations of those bitches