Russia is a vast wasteland oligarchy that is run like a third world country where the government can show up at your door and kidnap you without any cause, due process or explanation. The military (if you can even call it a military) is comprised of drunken, incompetent slobs who would sell outdated missiles and uranium in exchange for a pair of Levi's, a quart of GEORGI and some right guard deodorant.
The only thing that I admire about Russia is that they are tough, no-nonsense, ruthless mofos. But as far as invading or attacking, what the fuck would we gain from that? Didn't two thirds of the country die over the summer because there was a heatwave and everybody that decided to go after getting drunk drowned? Weren't there entire beaches filled with drunken peasents floating face down washing up on the shore?
Also, there was the toxic smog this summer which forced two thirds of the country to dawn surgical masks. Then there were the forest fires which burned for 3 months where on Russian television you could see little old ladies with canes walking a mile in each direction to fill up a small bucket of water and throw it towards flames that were engulfing their village. Lately, all of your double agents in the US got outed all at once because someone in Moscow that was high up was actually working for America. Not to mention the constant terrorist attacks by the Chechan rebels who despite all the brutality imaginable, can't be put to sleep by the Russian military. Unless we are raiding your country for mail order brides or borscht, I can't imagine why anyone would risk even 1 life to invade Russia.
