I'm feeling all rejuvenated right now, I had the good pleasure of fucking a prosty for 300 pesos (only cuz she liked me), around $7. She was good conversation, amazing in bed, she orgasmed twice and gave me a free massage on top of everything. She was sad when it was time for her to go, she hinted she wanted to be my gf.
Contrast that with me spending 80 x 2 on 2 drinks for this bitch and 160 for calamares (squid) for her last Saturday night, total cost 320 and the cucking funt wouldn't even go home with me. Had to talk to her no-personality dumbass for 2 hours, annoying as fuck.
A good prostitute, is worth her weight in gold. Can't believe I waited this long and went through months of depression cuz of no pussy. Got her number and will call her once a month. Once I get laid I'm good for a month before the depression starts kicking in, looks like I found my antidote.
