Steven Seagal Looking Massive prepping his Protege for UFC

[disco_stu]

Check Steven out with Anderson Silva!  Check out 4:20 when he's throwing him around by his wrist.  And he ends the lesson by saying,"dont call me coach...call me Sensei!"   Booom!   

 

master of wrist/shoulder/skeletal moves...seems to know them extremely well.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Agreed

Segal reminds me of this guy.....Bob Jackson

Jim Carey and Co. need to get together and do 10 or 12 new episodes of in living Color for shits and giggles

[devilsmile]

so, I come in here, and what I see... alot of tough guys *eye twitch*

[Coach is Back!]

I got $500 on Quinton to win.

[Coach is Back!]

I'm sorta obligated.

[epic_alien]

why is segal even in those guys camps?

anyway, segal does the typical, let me slow everything down approach, that all instrutors use, then in the middle of their explaining, teaching, they speed up and pull the sucker punche moves on you. then they step back with clever smiles and nod, as if to say,  see how fantastic i am?

seen it so many times, buy so many instructors, sensei, coaches.

ill take option d with segal, right now

[DK II]

why is segal even in those guys camps?

anyway, segal does the typical, let me slow everything down approach, that all intrutors use, then in the middle of their explaining, teaching, they speed up and pull the sucker punches moves on you. then they step back with clever smiles and nod, as if to say,  see how fantastic i am?

seen it so mant times, buy so many instructors, sensei, coaches.

ill take option d with segal, right now

True, you can see this in 99% of all martial arts coaches, it's plain cheating on the trainee.

[~UN_$ung~]

steven segal comes off as un-self aware and oblivious to reality.......to the extent that he is certifiably insane   

[epic_alien]

steven segal comes off as un-self aware and oblivious to reality.......to the extent that he is certifiably insane   

i wish i could pull that off,

it might be pretty relaxing

[~UN_$ung~]

i wish i could pull that off,

it might be pretty relaxing

he seems to be at peace with it

[kevcat]

If he is the real deal, and he is master of Akido, why not show case his talent in "THE CAGE" against kids his age? i mean its not like he is making any more money off his looks in hollywood

Cos 1. Akido isnt something that makes you a 'cage fighter' like say jui jitsu/boxing/muay thai.Hes just showin some moves that they may not know cos they probably dont do akido.
2 'kids his age' ? im confused by that

[chris-a]

this thread has made me think of the karate instructor in napoleon dynamite. now there was a true badass...

[spinnis]

its funny how both anderson silva and machida would FUCK seagal up within 30 sec in a real fight..

"Relaxed" toe to toe "combat" like in a bar, segal would ruin dudes

But in a mma fight, fucking Worthless

[spinnis]

I got $500 on Quinton to win.

why on earth would you do that?

Machida will jump around not even letting qintion catch him and just wear him down from a distance without any problem at all.

(if jackson doesn't try and go shogun on him and ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK which is his Only chance)

[epic_alien]

then he shall attack

[spinnis]

then he shall attack

If he ATTACKS and connects its over, Rampage hits HARD. But machida has the "record" for getting hit The least.. Because hes amazng at Jumping in and out from his karate background. And people dont Attack enough. Pretty much only shogun thats done it. but now rampage Knows what he has to do though

3:11 is Nuts, waaaaaaaaaay worse the a ko lol

hes one of the few if nto the only that has made karate work that good in mma.

He was the reserve guy for the ortiz fight, hopped in in the last minute and BEAT him lol. was a "no one" before that

[devilsmile]

If he ATTACKS and connects its over, Rampage hits HARD. But machida has the "record" for getting hit The least.. Because hes amazng at Jumping in and out from his karate background. And people dont Attack enough. Pretty much only shogun thats done it. but now rampage Knows what he has to do though

3:11 is Nuts, waaaaaaaaaay worse the a ko lol

hes one of the few if nto the only that has made karate work that good in mma.

He was the reserve guy for the ortiz fight, hopped in in the last minute and BEAT him lol. was a "no one" before that

that truly is impressive 

rashad had no idea how to fight him.. machida read his every move.

[Spike]

his style is also pretty unique

thats not his wife

who is that

asians are the best

[spinnis]

that truly is impressive 

rashad had no idea how to fight him.. machida read his every move.

and rashad is faaaast, and wasn't even close

[noworries]

There was an older cop in Honolulu who was a friend of mine.  He practiced that martial art where they use the wrist shit.  I swear to god everytime he would grab me and do that and I woudl be on the ground.  He did it so fast.  We would shake hands and I would try to not get caught by him and he would take me down.  He was maybe 160 pounds 50+ years old and it wouldn't take much.  Very impressive I thought.  He would do something with my thumb and I would be down.

[spinnis]

There was an older cop in Honolulu who was a friend of mine.  He practiced that martial art where they use the wrist shit.  I swear to god everytime he would grab me and do that and I woudl be on the ground.  He did it so fast.  We would shake hands and I would try to not get caught by him and he would take me down.  He was maybe 160 pounds 50+ years old and it wouldn't take much.  Very impressive I thought.  He would do something with my thumb and I would be down.

exactly. as I said, close to close, when one person isn't in "fighting mode" etc, like rough crowd in a bar = great.

Mma fight = Worthless.

take someones wrist, turn it 180 (palm facing the sky) degrees and angle it upwards while grabbing the elbow and everyone "falls" to the ground hehe.

[TrueGrit]

I wonder what Steven likes to eat.

[Nails]

I wonder what Steven likes to eat.

Asian woman

[Heywood]

Fat ass Seagal > Steroid monkey Stallone

just sayin.......

[travisma]

Almost true..... I worked on front doors for a few years and have used this technique on everyone to remove them from a bar or nightclub when needed, but I am always amazed by the few drunk guys whom have no idea what you are doing to them or the pain until you hyper-extend their elbows.... Some even still stand there with the arm f**ked up and still try to get in..

exactly. as I said, close to close, when one person isn't in "fighting mode" etc, like rough crowd in a bar = great.

Mma fight = Worthless.

take someones wrist, turn it 180 (palm facing the sky) degrees and angle it upwards while grabbing the elbow and everyone "falls" to the ground hehe.