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Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« on: November 19, 2010, 09:09:11 AM »
Ok getbiggers tell us all about your lifestyle .
1. I live with my wife and 2 dogs, in a modest, 2 story townhouse with fenced backyard, near Cartersville, Ga
http://www.notatlanta.org                 No kids, never wanted any.

2. I teach physics ( past 21 yrs) for a living and drive a Kia Optima

3. I belong to a couple basic gyms, one is the local GOLDS in Cartersville.

4. I have front row, behind home plate, season ticket seat to the Chattanooga Lookouts baseball AA minor league team.
It is pretty cheap compared with the majors MLB. hehe

I live a typical, avergae Joe Blow life and am nothing special....sad but true.

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2010, 09:12:26 AM »
Instead of having a part time job and going to college and living in a one room condo, I decided I'm going to follow my dreams!

I started whoring my self to gay men, sucking dick and injecting myself with every drug that would get me ripped and big... I mean, what do you want to do? Have some dead end job and pretend to be happy, or suck cock to get steroids to get big and pose for a thousand viewers, I'm cuming day and night...


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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2010, 09:18:42 AM »
Ok getbiggers tell us all about your lifestyle .
1. I live with my wife and 2 dogs, in a modest, 2 story townhouse with fenced backyard, near Cartersville, Ga
http://www.notatlanta.org                 No kids, never wanted any.

2. I teach physics ( past 21 yrs) for a living and drive a Kia Optima

3. I belong to a couple basic gyms, one is the local GOLDS in Cartersville.

4. I have front row, behind home plate, season ticket seat to the Chattanooga Lookouts baseball AA minor league team.
It is pretty cheap compared with the majors MLB. hehe

I live a typical, avergae Joe Blow life and am nothing special....sad but true.

You are a brave man, advertising your life and whereabouts on the Internet.  You never know when a crazy getbigger, and there are many, might come after you and your wife.  Be smart!

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 09:26:27 AM »
I was born in a crossfire hurricane,with a strap right across my back....................

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2010, 09:27:24 AM »
I was born a poor black child.....

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2010, 09:28:44 AM »
You are a brave man, advertising your life and whereabouts on the Internet.  You never know when a crazy getbigger, and there are many, might come after you and your wife.  Be smart!
LOL. C'mon,  I'm not about to list my credit card #'s or cell phone # hehehe.
Just about every pro has his location and gym known to everyone who follows the sport.
They are seen at various expos and filmed in ther gyms and even in their homes, (like Jay)
FLEX has that feature where they show and describe the gyms and favorite local places for various pros.
Nobody ever comes after them and I'm just a Joe Blow average guy, so I doubt anyone cares much about me.

Most people tend to be shy in public and worry far too much about what others think or say...I don't.
For example, some of our most active, funny getbiggers would clam up tight in front of a live mic and camera at a BB expo.
Imagine if Bob tried to do a BSN  "fans at the  expo" interview. Most would just say a few things, giggle and act nervous.
I am the same on here as I am in person...for better or worse .

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2010, 09:29:29 AM »
Instead of having a part time job and going to college and living in a one room condo, I decided I'm going to follow my dreams!

I started whoring my self to gay men, sucking dick and injecting myself with every drug that would get me ripped and big... I mean, what do you want to do? Have some dead end job and pretend to be happy, or suck cock to get steroids to get big and pose for a thousand viewers, I'm cuming day and night...


Livin' the dream , no doubt!

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 09:31:57 AM »
I know where Howard lives and most of you couldn't find it with a map.... ;D   Plus, Deliverance was filmed in that neck of the woods.....so don't get lost......squeeeeeel like a pig ! 

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2010, 09:32:29 AM »
so I doubt anyone cares much about me.
Brutal understatement!! ;D

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2010, 09:34:00 AM »



am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances is average

I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook

And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I get scared when I go see the dentist

I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD

if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough

If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up

I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Greys Anatomy" Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I am pretty good at making paper planes

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 09:34:28 AM »
Brutal understatement!! ;D

good one, got me  :D

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 09:34:40 AM »
Web guy, rock star, workout junkie, avid reader, hair farmer, recently engaged blah blah blah. Buried under a foot of snow at the moment.
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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 09:37:00 AM »
I know where Howard lives and most of you couldn't find it with a map.... ;D   Plus, Deliverance was filmed in that neck of the woods.....so don't get lost......squeeeeeel like a pig ! 

LOL, that was filmed on the other side of Ga in the northeast corner ( pretty mountains, streams, etc)
I live near the NW corner and we also have some pretty mountains and lakes.
In my parts we don't bother puttin' ya in the mudpit, we just bend ya over the fence.

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 09:37:12 AM »
I like long walks on the beach,and sunsets,along with Lawrence Welk tunes!!


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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2010, 09:38:38 AM »
LMAO!

I work parttime at a hardware store, fulltime business student, my gym is nothing special

All the best with the school work and degree. How much longer do you have in school and what do you want to do?

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2010, 09:38:47 AM »
LOL, that was filmed on the other side of Ga in the northeast corner ( pretty mountains, streams, etc)
I live near the NW corner and we also have some pretty mountains and lakes.
In my parts we don't bother puttin' ya in the mudpit, we just bend ya over the fence.

I grew up on the NC side of the line very close to where it was filmed.   ;D 

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2010, 09:39:36 AM »
I was born in a crossfire hurricane,with a strap right across my back....................

I hear that's a gas.....
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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2010, 09:43:00 AM »
I was born in a crossfire hurricane,with a strap right across my back....................
Wes is a man who is flashy and jumps a lot.

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2010, 09:43:22 AM »
I come from the land of ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2010, 09:44:50 AM »

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2010, 09:45:25 AM »
Wes is a man who is flashy and jumps a lot.
That`s right "Jack'!! ;D

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2010, 09:45:28 AM »
Born down in a dead mans town, first kick I took was when i hit the ground......

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2010, 09:46:41 AM »
Born under a bad sign,if it wasn`t for bad luck,I`d have no luck at all.

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2010, 09:47:25 AM »


I'm late to the party on this but that's fucking hilarious..so Getbig it hurts.

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Re: Describe your lifestyle : home, job, relationship, gym, etc
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2010, 09:51:40 AM »
I'm a whiskey rock a roller
thats what I am
women,whiskey,and miles a travelin
thats all I understand.