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Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« on: November 21, 2010, 11:27:52 PM »


This is for all the getbig haters. What getbig don't understand is bodybuilder superior in everyway, thought, athleticism, cock size, wealth. You can never own a bodybuilder. Once bodybuilder gets hands on you game over. No win.

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2010, 11:51:22 PM »
This is what happened: Around 2:40, the bodybuilder gets extremely horny and then the video becomes pretty gay until 4mins, when the bodybuilder gets pissed that the jiujitsu f@g doesn't want to fuck.  :o


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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2010, 12:12:50 AM »
This is what happened: Around 2:40, the bodybuilder gets extremely horny and then the video becomes pretty gay until 4mins, when the bodybuilder gets pissed that the jiujitsu f@g doesn't want to fuck.  :o


Is that kind of like a teased dog jumping on someones back and humping them?

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2010, 01:22:38 AM »
This is fucking retarded hahahahaha...

What kind of assholes pair up a fight where there's 100 lb weight difference? What does that 250lb douchebag trying to do?

It's like beating up a girl. Sure you win, but you beat a girl.

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2010, 02:13:32 AM »
Are you kidding? Perhaps you are not familiar with some of the submission techniques in Jiu-Jitsu but the muscle man tapped to an arm bar. That's why Pedro's camp is cheering and muscle man sulking.

Watch it again. They even showed the submission in slow motion. Jeeze.

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2010, 02:18:16 AM »
Are you kidding? Perhaps you are not familiar with some of the submission techniques in Jiu-Jitsu but the muscle man tapped to an arm bar. That's why Pedro's camp is cheering and muscle man sulking.

Watch it again. They even showed the submission in slow motion. Jeeze.


Shhhh, people will call you an "MMA fag"...  ::) ::)

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2010, 02:25:35 AM »

Shhhh, people will call you an "MMA fag"...  ::) ::)

Sticks and stones my friend. Besides, it's the arm bar that will break your bones.

Just to inform the clueless, the submission begins at around 3:59. The bodybuilder tries to stand up but falls back down on his chest as Pedro follows his momentum and pivots from being on his back to now turning on to his stomach so now he has his full weight on muscle man's extended arm as he is essentially lying on his arm with his legs still hooked over muscle man's head. It doesn't get any better than this for an arm bar and is much easier to dislocate a person arm in this position then from the guard. I mean, they even repeated the move in slow motion to dumb it down for the masses.

Notice how they got the flexing Mr. Utah out of there pronto as Pedro and his students celebrate.

Thread fail.
  

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2010, 02:36:24 AM »
Lol totally clueless thread, 'karate' is Brazilian jujitsu and the Brazilian almost gets a triangle choke. At one point which would have been even more embarrassing. Besides top position the bodybuilder has nothing

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2010, 03:03:41 AM »
Sometimes I am ashamed that I am involved in bodybuilding, I mean how many idiots this sport has....................

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2010, 04:26:29 AM »
Sticks and stones my friend. Besides, it's the arm bar that will break your bones.

Just to inform the clueless, the submission begins at around 3:59. The bodybuilder tries to stand up but falls back down on his chest as Pedro follows his momentum and pivots from being on his back to now turning on to his stomach so now he has his full weight on muscle man's extended arm as he is essentially lying on his arm with his legs still hooked over muscle man's head. It doesn't get any better than this for an arm bar and is much easier to dislocate a person arm in this position then from the guard. I mean, they even repeated the move in slow motion to dumb it down for the masses.

Notice how they got the flexing Mr. Utah out of there pronto as Pedro and his students celebrate.



Thread fail.

  
If I were "Mr. Utah" I would have shook the man's hand, admitted that as a fighter, I sucked, he was better---because bodybuilding involves lifting weights, not fighting, 2 totally diff disciplines, and then I would have invited him into the gym...step into that arena...

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2010, 04:31:05 AM »
If I were "Mr. Utah" I would have shook the man's hand, admitted that as a fighter, I sucked, he was better---because bodybuilding involves lifting weights, not fighting, 2 totally diff disciplines, and then I would have invited him into the gym...step into that arena...

We have already discussed this 100000000000000000000000 0 times.

Bodybuilders are insecure little bitches.
Bodybuilders try to act as if they were athletes, fighters, business owners, powerlifters, strongmen, trainers, gurus or what ever, JUST NOT bodybuilders.
Bodybuilders are totally unable to realize people laugh about them, and thus they try to prove themselves all the time.

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2010, 06:27:29 AM »
We have already discussed this 100000000000000000000000 0 times.

Bodybuilders are insecure little bitches.
Bodybuilders try to act as if they were athletes, fighters, business owners, powerlifters, strongmen, trainers, gurus or what ever, JUST NOT bodybuilders.
Bodybuilders are totally unable to realize people laugh about them, and thus they try to prove themselves all the time.
Spot on. And what bbdr's need to realize (some do anyway) is that it is all about look. Has nothing to do with earning power, charactor, or athletisisim. Its all about LOOK & EGO.

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2010, 10:39:19 AM »
All the MMA man humping fags are coming out of the woodwork in this thread. Beautiful to see we have so many closet cases here  :D

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2010, 11:32:54 AM »
i couldnt tell whaqt happened caus someone was tappin over their old copy of 'caddyshack' and the gddamn cinematography was shot to shit :-\

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2010, 11:36:44 AM »
Unless a dude has at least 2 years of BJJ - most of the time it is not going to be any more effective than anything else in a street fight. 

BJJ gu gets clocked in the mouth while standing - BJJ = shit. 

BJJ is good - but it is not the holy grail people try to say it is.     



 

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS mma karate fag
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2010, 11:38:55 AM »
Are you kidding? Perhaps you are not familiar with some of the submission techniques in Jiu-Jitsu but the muscle man tapped to an arm bar. That's why Pedro's camp is cheering and muscle man sulking.

Watch it again. They even showed the submission in slow motion. Jeeze.

WRONG


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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2010, 11:39:10 AM »
i couldnt tell whaqt happened caus someone was tappin over their old copy of 'caddyshack' and the gddamn cinematography was shot to shit :-\
Huge body builder owns karate fag.... all you need to know right there broski  :D

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2010, 12:27:44 PM »
All the MMA man humping fags are coming out of the woodwork in this thread. Beautiful to see we have so many closet cases here  :D

You seem to be blissfully clueless to the fact that the bodybuilder lost. It is no coincidence that the title is "Gracie" Jiu-Jitus vs Bodybuiilder. This is a very old tape taken at a time when the Gracie's were promoting their martial art. Numerous videos were made where these random fights would take place. Many were intended to be featured in Gracie tapes such as the "Gracie in Action" series. The tape is obviously poorly made and it's hard to follow the action if you are not familiar with ground fighting. But you would think the outcome was obvious just by the crowd's reactions in addition to the reaction of the fighter's themselves

I appreciate your love and admiration for the oiled men in thongs but the fact is you can't compare the two. If you want to be a bodybuilder you train in bodybuilding and if you want to be a fighter you train in fighting. And besides, lets compare apples to apples. Take any bodybuilder that stepped on the last Olympia stage and put him in the ring, cage or parking lot with someone like Fedor. I chose Fedor because he's exceptionally soft and flabby for a high level fighter and if one didn't know who he was one would just think that's he's your typical over weight middle age man who still has not mastered the fine art of facial expressions. Do you really think any of your bodybuilding heroes would have a chance?

"Closet cases" huh? I see some epic projecting there. From a fag perspective you really want to compare an MMA fight with a bodybuilding competition? Not a lot pf schmoes is MMA.

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2010, 12:29:05 PM »
Huge body builder owns karate fag.... all you need to know right there broski  :D

right on dude   8)

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2010, 12:29:44 PM »
Huge body builder owns karate fag.... all you need to know right there broski  :D

also...any chance you could change your avatar? cause its kind of making me sick  :-\

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2010, 01:01:11 PM »
This is for all the getbig haters. What getbig don't understand is bodybuilder superior in everyway, thought, athleticism, cock size, wealth. You can never own a bodybuilder. Once bodybuilder gets hands on you game over. No win.

"Stickstickly", easily top 3 of dumbest gimmicks ever. Congratulations.

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2010, 01:02:13 PM »
"Stickstickly", easily top 3 of dumbest gimmicks ever. Congratulations.

Nah, man. I've seen him at Golds a couple times. He's a big dude.  ;)

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2010, 01:06:30 PM »
You seem to be blissfully clueless to the fact that the bodybuilder lost. It is no coincidence that the title is "Gracie" Jiu-Jitus vs Bodybuiilder. This is a very old tape taken at a time when the Gracie's were promoting their martial art. Numerous videos were made where these random fights would take place. Many were intended to be featured in Gracie tapes such as the "Gracie in Action" series. The tape is obviously poorly made and it's hard to follow the action if you are not familiar with ground fighting. But you would think the outcome was obvious just by the crowd's reactions in addition to the reaction of the fighter's themselves

I appreciate your love and admiration for the oiled men in thongs but the fact is you can't compare the two. If you want to be a bodybuilder you train in bodybuilding and if you want to be a fighter you train in fighting. And besides, lets compare apples to apples. Take any bodybuilder that stepped on the last Olympia stage and put him in the ring, cage or parking lot with someone like Fedor. I chose Fedor because he's exceptionally soft and flabby for a high level fighter and if one didn't know who he was one would just think that's he's your typical over weight middle age man who still has not mastered the fine art of facial expressions. Do you really think any of your bodybuilding heroes would have a chance?

"Closet cases" huh? I see some epic projecting there. From a fag perspective you really want to compare an MMA fight with a bodybuilding competition? Not a lot pf schmoes is MMA.

Skinny dweeb meltdown because you are tiny and wish you were a big muscular beast.

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2010, 01:06:45 PM »
 He'd still tap out like a bitch though, a big bitch
Nah, man. I've seen him at Golds a couple times. He's a big dude.  ;)

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Re: Bodybuilder OWNS MMA karate - video
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2010, 01:08:23 PM »
He'd still tap out like a bitch though, a big bitch
I wouldn't even have to fight. Hit a most muscular and the guy would run the other way.