Biggest Turn-off In A Woman.

[jaejonna]

Proximity after climax comes to mind.

[Andy Griffin]

Agreed.  Also, eye contact is a big no no.

I don't mind eye contact when she makes it subserviently.

[Doug_Steele]

I don't mind eye contact when she makes it subserviently.

What happens when he talks back to you?? 

Is it five across the eye. 

[Andy Griffin]

I don't mind eye contact when she makes it subserviently.

What happens when he talks back to you?? 

Is it five across the eye. 

You are right, of course.  I didn't say she could talk (although I do have a list of 10-20 acceptable phrases, as well as a few acceptable responses to questions I ask or commands I firmly but lovingly give.)

[IrishMuscle84]

Biggest turn off..............too me, is a women, in soo many words, telling a guy that shes a whore. I had an ex in soo many words tell me shes a whore, her exact words were..........." When im single and trying to get dick, i have about 6 or 7 differant guys i can call........if one dont answer, ill call the next one.........if they dont answer, ill call the next guy". UM YEEEAAAA.........BIG BIG TURN OFF. Everytime she was talking too another guy, the first thing that would pop in my head was " hmm.........i wonder if shes fucked this guy". I loved her...............BUT at the same time, the whole time we were dating, i couldnt HELP BUT think of her as a WHORE. It is a turn on for a female to be sexually experienced BUT........i dont want no NEIGHBORHOOD HO, whos fucked EVERY SINGLE one of her guy friends, and thier friends, and thier cousins, and thier dogs, etc......etc. I dont want no LOOSE/FLAPPY ASS PUSSY where her BEEF looks all USED and ABUSED.

[jaejonna]

Mudsharkery comes to mind, nothing ruins teh 'hotness' like that 

[Mr. Magoo]

Guys stop posting things in this thread please

I'm getting messages from my girlfriend asking me if she has this or that, and she's getting all these from this thread

[Les Grossman]

Bad teeth
Bad breath
Lack of intelligence
Stuck up attitude
Loud
Fat
Smelly
Too much makeup

Or thereabouts....

[Azure]

Biggest turn off..............too me, is a women, in soo many words, telling a guy that shes a whore. I had an ex in soo many words tell me shes a whore, her exact words were..........." When im single and trying to get dick, i have about 6 or 7 differant guys i can call........if one dont answer, ill call the next one.........if they dont answer, ill call the next guy". UM YEEEAAAA.........BIG BIG TURN OFF. Everytime she was talking too another guy, the first thing that would pop in my head was " hmm.........i wonder if shes fucked this guy". I loved her...............BUT at the same time, the whole time we were dating, i couldnt HELP BUT think of her as a WHORE. It is a turn on for a female to be sexually experienced BUT........i dont want no NEIGHBORHOOD HO, whos fucked EVERY SINGLE one of her guy friends, and thier friends, and thier cousins, and thier dogs, etc......etc. I dont want no LOOSE/FLAPPY ASS PUSSY where her BEEF looks all USED and ABUSED.

Hmmmmm why would you EVER TELL something like that.  You were right to run far away from that chick.

She is probably FULL of drama.

[Nick Gurrs]

Yo I hates it when dey takes me to court fo child sapport!  Like Im sayin jus cuz i knockt da bitch up dont mean i should gotsta pay fo it evry month!  Know wat Im sayin.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Mudsharkery comes to mind, nothing ruins teh 'hotness' like that 

lolz

[The Abdominal Snoman]

1. ADD. A woman who can't really sit and relax is a huge waste of time.

2. Women know it alls. Nothing worse than a topper.

3. Women who don't clean their place. Messy women are pretty fucking gross. Esp/if their kitchen/bathroom are always a mess.

4. Women who don't like animals. Just move on from these types of entities.

5. Any woman with a shoe size over a 9. Also agree about the man hands

[PJim]

When they won't sand down that piece of mahogany for my new wardrobe

[suckmymuscle]

Bad breath.

  Xd my friend. Bad breath is the only deal-killer to me besides manly hands. Bad breath actually turns me of more than farts, maybe because farting is natural and even the healthiest people fart, but bad breath is a sign of poor health and that your G.I in't working very well and that you are rotting on the inside with bacteria and putrefaction.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

[Doug_Steele]

When a woman asks me, " Am i pretty?" Or "Do you thnk she is better looking then me?" I always say, " I would be with her if i wanted to."   

[JimmyJam1974]

 a woman asks me, " Am i pretty?" Or "Do you thnk she is better looking then me?" I always say, " I would be with her if i wanted to."   

Bitches from MI 

[Doug_Steele]

Bitches from MI 

Nope. Well, actually alot are like that but i did fuck a whore from Dalton, Georgia with alot of carpet. 

[Ex Coelis]

women who lack modesty

[XXXII/LX]

A hairy asshole.

[JimmyJam1974]

A hairy asshole.

This.. With dingleberries 

[Tapeworm]

Won't love me. 

[njanvi]

Ugly Feet

and a woman who smokes

[OneMoreRep]

The vagina.

For me it's the fact that they have a vagina.  I can work around everything else, but that damn vagina just seems out of place, as if something is missing there.  When looking at it closely, most vaginas look as if there was a penis in place before they ripped it off.  The labia seem to be the fallen remnants of what once was..

"1"

[The Abdominal Snoman]

This.. With dingleberries 

Make spit balls out of them and shoot them at your professor. If you're not in school, take a class just for this purpose. Your grand kids will get a kick out of the stories you will have.

[JimmyJam1974]

Make spit balls out of them and shoot them at your professor. If you're not in school, take a class just for this purpose. Your grand kids will get a kick out of the stories you will have.

I got a call from a "university" telemarketer today asking if I was thinking of getting my phD. I think this is a sign.