the perfect deuce

[epic_alien]

 was in pier one imports today walking around looking at overpriced nonsense, when the caffiene from my coffee told me a duece was comming fast. went over to the bathroom and was pleasantly surpised by the aroma of potpori? and it was clean in there! so i proceed to unload, a perfect loaf was pinched as there was almost no need for wiping. i rose with pride and felt pleased and satisfied for accomplishig something so great inside a very clean and aromatic enviroment.

i reccomend one enjo such a experince themselves.

happy holidays

[TacoBell]

Pics or gtfo

[JimmyJam1974]

Was it dry like charcoal or greasy like bacon?

[Lundgren]

Was it dry like charcoal or greasy like bacon?

You don't read do you. It had to be dry he said no need for wipe. Those are the best. Just had the opposite, fucking sucks.

I wish I could have clean shits every day.

[JimmyJam1974]

You don't read do you. It had to be dry he said no need for wipe. Those are the best. Just had the opposite, fucking sucks.

I wish I could have clean shits every day.

Your ignorance of shit-consistency sickens me.

[tendonitis]

Did you leave it in the upper deck?

[Lundgren]

Your ignorance of shit-consistency sickens me.

Please explain? I am not an expert, and live a percise diet (yes of cocks and cum) but my shit usually only got three phases, dry medium and wet

[epic_alien]

Was it dry like charcoal or greasy like bacon?

it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

it was perfect

[JimmyJam1974]

it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

it was perfect

Pleasant

[chaos]

it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

it was perfect

Sounds like a bad case of Looseassholeism.

[Lundgren]

it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

it was perfect

Lol josh you  better off lieing about a place that isn't located only in canada

[epic_alien]

 its in arizona, where i live, gaylord

[Lundgren]

its in arizona, where i live, gaylord

Epic searching of pier one locations. Bet you didn't know that's it's also exlusively in the sasketwan in canada. Regardless josh, you and him magically post on the same friday around the same time, when he got fuck all in posts a dead give away.

[JimmyJam1974]

Epic searching of pier one locations. Bet you didn't know that's it's also exlusively in the sasketwan in canada. Regardless josh, you and him magically post on the same friday around the same time, when he got fuck all in posts a dead give away.

Are you drunk? Or too busy jacking off to queer porn to type a cohesive & coherent sentence?

[Lundgren]

Are you drunk? Or too busy jacking off to queer porn to type a cohesive & coherent sentence?

Well it's 12 at night on a friday so take your guess.

[epic_alien]

its on 32nd street in yuma, where i live , check it out, so you can stfu and stop acting like a conspiricy theorist idiot.

this thread is about the perfect shit,

not about how stupid you are.

there are many other threads you can post in for that.

fuck your dumb

[Lundgren]

its on 32nd street in yuma, where i live , check it out, so you can stfu and stop acting like a conspiricy theorist idiot.

fuck your dumb

It's not so much a conspricay it's just watching you post only when disturbia is around, and the fact you got his style, the combo is pretty undeniable not to mention that other folk are onto your game.

[Tapeworm]

Sounds like you went to the ladies room by mistake.

I always thought it would be cool to have more gender specific stuff in department store bathrooms to enhance the experience.  Like women could have pink powder puffs on the counter or whatever and we could have a bbq and a shooting range in ours.

[tallgerman]

[flexingtonsteele]

Have a nice big dinner maybe a dessert.

Then when you wake up have a big cup of coffee and a dip of skoal.

That will produce the perfect deuce!

[epic_alien]

 yes the old dip. i used to take a half moon of skoal wintergreen and i would just be buzzing my ass off, mouth all watering, fuck those were the days.

[flexingtonsteele]

yes the old dip. i used to take a half moon of skoal wintergreen and i would just be buzzing my ass off, mouth all watering, fuck those were the days.

Ill get a can every few months. Its nice when you dont do it too often. You get a killer buzz.

But its a disgusting thing to do, so i dont do it.

I just use the pouches, but its still nasty.

[wes]

This weeks shit related thread.

[clued-up]

it slid out like a kneegrow when the dinner check comes.

Keep that up and you’ll be completely brainless before you know it - s h i t f o r b r a i n s.

[Tito24]