TSA Jack Booted Thug Jerks Off In Front Of Kids

[SAMSON123]

I knew it was just a matter of time before someone was going to get caught doing this. I guess america is trying to find jobs for its plentiful PERVERTS as opposed to its massively unemployed citizens

TSA Jack Booted Thug Jerks Off In Front Of Kids
DailySquib.co.uk
11-26-10
 

DENVER -- A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.
 
Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.
 
"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.
 
The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.
 
"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN

[24KT]

I knew it was just a matter of time before someone was going to get caught doing this. I guess america is trying to find jobs for its plentiful PERVERTS as opposed to its massively unemployed citizens

TSA Jack Booted Thug Jerks Off In Front Of Kids
DailySquib.co.uk
11-26-10
 

DENVER -- A full body scanner operator was caught masturbating during a scanning session by airport staff late Tuesday.
 
Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.
 
"The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.
 
The controversial scanners display every minute detail of a person's body and have been called intrusive by privacy campaigners. Body scanners penetrate clothing to provide a highly detailed image so accurate that critics have likened it to a virtual porn shoot. Technologies vary, with millimeter wave systems capturing highly detailed pictures of genitals, and backscatter X-ray machines able to show precise anatomical detail. The U.S. government likes the idea because body scanners can detect concealed weapons better than traditional magnetometers.
 
"What do you want to do, get blown up by a goddamn Arab at 30,000 feet or we get to see your private parts? It's up to you, the ball's in your park," head of the TSA's scanning department, Rodney Schroeder, told CNN

Oh Samson you jerk!!! 

We've all been punked folks. I think this "news source" is the UK equivalent of "The Onion"

if only it were true though, ...it might put a stop to this disgusting intrusive assault on people's dignity.

[Soul Crusher]

 

[Hugo Chavez]

fake story, didn't happen..

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/scanner.asp

[24KT]

See Hugo... 2 can play that game too.   

[24KT]

fake story, didn't happen..

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/scanner.asp

Ya... well, at least Samson did include his source.

I suppose if we were all a little more "worldly" we would have known right off the bat it was bogus..
Although I do at least pride myself on having recognized it the moment i went to their web page.

When they show a pic of Hilary Clinton, and identify her as the mysterious player who elbowed Obama on the basketball court, I immediately sensed something was up. then a quick perusal of the other headlines told me the whole site was satire.

[SAMSON123]

Oh Samson you jerk!!!  

We've all been punked folks. I think this "news source" is the UK equivalent of "The Onion"

if only it were true though, ...it might put a stop to this disgusting intrusive assault on people's dignity.

Hey I was punked too... I thought the story had some teeth to it...now I find out it is all gums. Would have been a great story to raise hell over and end this sordid groping and feeling sessions people are enduring.

Nonetheless give it time...this PUNKED story will turn TRUE soon enough.

BTW...I think I was on the EXAMINER site when I saw this story and copied it to this site. I should have gone to the Squib site first...as soon as you see the site it looks as you say jag very Onionish

[Soul Crusher]

Hey I was punked too... I thought the story had some teeth to it...now I find out it is all gums. Would have been a great story to raise hell over and end this sordid groping and feeling sessions people are enduring.

Nonetheless give it time...this PUNKED story will turn TRUE soon enough.

Nonetheless give it time...this PUNKED story will turn TRUE soon enough.



sad but true

[24KT]

Hey I was punked too... I thought the story had some teeth to it...now I find out it is all gums. Would have been a great story to raise hell over and end this sordid groping and feeling sessions people are enduring.

Nonetheless give it time...this PUNKED story will turn TRUE soon enough.

BTW...I think I was on the EXAMINER site when I saw this story and copied it to this site. I should have gone to the Squib site first...as soon as you see the site it looks as you say jag very Onionish

Didn't you not see the other questionable stories around it?
I was like what the huh? It's not everyday you see Hilary Clinton posing in a basketball jersey & shorts,
...and forgive me for noticing this, but... {whispering} her hips aren't all that slim either.  

[SAMSON123]

Now I have to ask...IS THIS REAL!!?!?!?!!?!?!? Something says no, even though it is convincing. The fact that everyone seems to be looking either at Biden or where his hand is makes it seem credible. Does this mean Biden is taking WIDE STANCES in the bathrooms as well...?

[24KT]

Now I have to ask...IS THIS REAL!!?!?!?!!?!?!? Something says no, even though it is convincing. The fact that everyone seems to be looking either at Biden or where his hand is makes it seem credible. Does this mean Biden is taking WIDE STANCES in the bathrooms as well...?

You question that, ...but you don't question such lofty headlines as:

• Amy Winehouse: "I've Been Drug Free for Three Years"
• Mary Bale Banned From Zoo Visits
• British French American German Terror Attacks 'Highly Likely' to Occur at Anytime
• Benefit Scroungers Revolt When Told Benefits Capped at £26,000
• Lady GaGa Wants Her Leg Back
• Obama Finds Jesus
• Socialist BBC Deny Being Partial to Partiality
• EU Riots Hit by Austerity Bill
• When Facebook Crashed Phone Networks Jammed
• Hillary Clinton to Star in Italian Horror Movie

The first one alone should have been a huge tip off. 

[SAMSON123]

Didn't you not see the other questionable stories around it?
I was like what the huh? It's not everyday you see Hilary Clinton posing in a basketball jersey & shorts,
...and forgive me for noticing this, but... {whispering} her hips aren't all that slim either.  

When I saw it on the EXAMINER (or one of the site I was visiting)  page it was not the whole SQUIB page...it was just this article on the TSA agents jerrking off...I was so shocked I just copied and posted it before actually going to the page. After you mentioned the Squib being like the Onion I went to the actual Squib page and realized that it was a "joke"... that has more truth to it than joke. and yeah those other articles really tell what the newspaper is really about..Satire, sarcasm, ridicule etc etc

[24KT]

Some of these headlines are hilarious:

• Basketball Player Who Elbowed Obama Identified
• Paris Hilton TSA Screening Halted After STD Alert
• TSA Speed Dating Now Big Hit at U.S. Airports
• Sarah Palin to Run for Bulgarian Presidency in 2012
• How I Fell in Love With a TSA Screener
• TSA Checks for Prostate and Bowel Cancer
• Obama's Job is Done
• More Pictures of Student Rioters
• New 'Call of Duty' Is Most Realistic Version Yet
• Bush Still Receiving Orders From Cheney

Perverts Flocking to American Airports for TSA Groping
November 18th, 2010
by Ronald Moses Jeremiah


Crowds of men gathered yesterday to
watch this pat-down show at LAX
DALLAS - USA - Whilst most Americans are now thinking twice about getting on a plane due to the new TSA groping rules, sexual perverts are now buying air tickets like crazy.

"People usually pay good money for this shit. I'm about to get my junk rubbed by a TSA bull dyke with an attitude. That turns me on so much that I think I'm gonna bust my chops right now," Harold Winkleman, a perverted man from Louisiana told Fox News, just before entering the TSA search zone.

TSA check points are now very noisy places.

"All you hear now is moaning, groaning and grunting. Some guy even started shouting for more, and a woman was overheard yelping that she needed to be whipped," a shocked passenger recalled, after a trip through San Diego's International airport.

TSA officials have also been told to carry tissues now when they conduct groping sessions, and there is even talk of putting up slide shows of x-ray scanned passengers on the walls.

"It's like a free-for-all. I wouldn't be surprised if sooner or later we get stories of sexual relations between the molester TSA officials and the molested. It really is that intimate," news anchor, John Ryeback for WMNSNCBC, said on a recent expose.

One man about to go through a TSA checkpoint said: "I shaved my balls for this. You could eat your lunch off that sack. Smooth like a babies bottom. Come and get 'em baby!"

American internal airlines have noticed a massive increase in ticket sales and are hailing the new TSA groping directives as a welcome boost to recession led lagging sales.


U.S. to Mint Weimar Republic Dollars
November 14th, 2010
by Ludwig von Miser


The new billion dollar note to be issued from next month

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Federal Reserve is going to change its currency to depict images from Germany's Weimar Republic, Timothy Geithner, secretary of the Treasury, has announced.

"During the recently announced Quantitative Easing program, we have decided to redesign the dollar forever. Because of the accelerated hyperinflation that will occur after the economy is flooded with dollars, the banknotes will reflect the Weimar Republic of Germany in the 1920's as a symbol of what is to come.

"We will soon see people going to the shops with suitcases of dollars to buy everyday groceries, we will see queues stretching for miles at the soup kitchens, we will see many zeroes on the end of price tags for everyday goods. This will be the reality of the American Weimar economy," Timothy Franz Geithner, who is of German descent, told the Economist magazine.

From next month, there will be no more Washington or Franklin, but instead a Weimar Republic note which will start in the billions and end in the trillion dollar denomination.

Each billion dollar note will be worth about 10 Yuan according to top economists consulted during the mass QE program that is currently under way.

[Hugo Chavez]

See Hugo... 2 can play that game too.   

why exactly did you change this post from this:

Oh Samson you jerk!!! 

We've all been punked folks. I think this "news source" is the UK equivalent of "The Onion"

if only it were true though, ...it might put a stop to this disgusting intrusive assault on people's dignity.

[SAMSON123]

Some of these headlines are hilarious:

• Basketball Player Who Elbowed Obama Identified
• Paris Hilton TSA Screening Halted After STD Alert
• TSA Speed Dating Now Big Hit at U.S. Airports
• Sarah Palin to Run for Bulgarian Presidency in 2012
• How I Fell in Love With a TSA Screener
• TSA Checks for Prostate and Bowel Cancer
• Obama's Job is Done
• More Pictures of Student Rioters
• New 'Call of Duty' Is Most Realistic Version Yet
• Bush Still Receiving Orders From Cheney

Perverts Flocking to American Airports for TSA Groping
November 18th, 2010
by Ronald Moses Jeremiah


Crowds of men gathered yesterday to
watch this pat-down show at LAX
DALLAS - USA - Whilst most Americans are now thinking twice about getting on a plane due to the new TSA groping rules, sexual perverts are now buying air tickets like crazy.

"People usually pay good money for this shit. I'm about to get my junk rubbed by a TSA bull dyke with an attitude. That turns me on so much that I think I'm gonna bust my chops right now," Harold Winkleman, a perverted man from Louisiana told Fox News, just before entering the TSA search zone.

TSA check points are now very noisy places.

"All you hear now is moaning, groaning and grunting. Some guy even started shouting for more, and a woman was overheard yelping that she needed to be whipped," a shocked passenger recalled, after a trip through San Diego's International airport.

TSA officials have also been told to carry tissues now when they conduct groping sessions, and there is even talk of putting up slide shows of x-ray scanned passengers on the walls.

"It's like a free-for-all. I wouldn't be surprised if sooner or later we get stories of sexual relations between the molester TSA officials and the molested. It really is that intimate," news anchor, John Ryeback for WMNSNCBC, said on a recent expose.

One man about to go through a TSA checkpoint said: "I shaved my balls for this. You could eat your lunch off that sack. Smooth like a babies bottom. Come and get 'em baby!"

American internal airlines have noticed a massive increase in ticket sales and are hailing the new TSA groping directives as a welcome boost to recession led lagging sales.


U.S. to Mint Weimar Republic Dollars
November 14th, 2010
by Ludwig von Miser


The new billion dollar note to be issued from next month

WASHINGTON DC - USA - The Federal Reserve is going to change its currency to depict images from Germany's Weimar Republic, Timothy Geithner, secretary of the Treasury, has announced.

"During the recently announced Quantitative Easing program, we have decided to redesign the dollar forever. Because of the accelerated hyperinflation that will occur after the economy is flooded with dollars, the banknotes will reflect the Weimar Republic of Germany in the 1920's as a symbol of what is to come.

"We will soon see people going to the shops with suitcases of dollars to buy everyday groceries, we will see queues stretching for miles at the soup kitchens, we will see many zeroes on the end of price tags for everyday goods. This will be the reality of the American Weimar economy," Timothy Franz Geithner, who is of German descent, told the Economist magazine.

From next month, there will be no more Washington or Franklin, but instead a Weimar Republic note which will start in the billions and end in the trillion dollar denomination.

Each billion dollar note will be worth about 10 Yuan according to top economists consulted during the mass QE program that is currently under way.

While I may chuckle, there still is more truth to these "FAKE" stories than there is comedy. The US dollar  is fast on its way to a WEINMAR status and the perverts at the airport are the ones doing the feeling up, but I am sure there are some passenger perverts just loving being FELT UP. The one guy made the news because after he was asked to undress down to his undies he refused to put his clothes back on. The thread I made on the NAKED PEOPLE in the plane is fast becoming a reality.

BTW whaddaya mean that Paris Hilton story is not true.?? I am sure that TRAMP has some kinda disease.

[Hugo Chavez]

Ya... well, at least Samson did include his source.

I suppose if we were all a little more "worldly" we would have known right off the bat it was bogus..
Although I do at least pride myself on having recognized it the moment i went to their web page.

When they show a pic of Hilary Clinton, and identify her as the mysterious player who elbowed Obama on the basketball court, I immediately sensed something was up. then a quick perusal of the other headlines told me the whole site was satire.

what are you crying about, all I did was go research it to see if it was a real story and posted on what I found.  Good for you for spotting the story as fake, I'm so sorry for posting the info before you   Next time I'll pm you and you can post it if it makes you feel "worldly" lol...

[24KT]

Flying to America?
Get Ready for Full-Body Scanners and Internal Body Searches
November 13th, 2010
by Emilie Blunt


"Come to daddy.."

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib's travel adviser gives some useful tips to travellers making journeys to American airports.

Americans sure don't do thing in halves, do they? If you're travelling to America any time soon, be sure to give your internal cavities a good wash because you don't want to be embarrassed in front of everyone when they search you. Unpleasant smells from your crotch area can be offensive to the brute TSA official seaching your rectum or vagina, therefore hygiene is an essential must-do.

Be prepared for intrusive pat-downs, especially for women being searched by some 6-foot thug armed with a big smile and wandering hands. Unless you enjoy having your breasts rubbed hard by a man you've never met in your life before, maybe travel elsewhere this year.

If that's not bad enough, don't forget that you will also be required to go through an American x-ray machine called a body scanner. This will ensure that you will have every minute part of your anatomy displayed to the authorities, and also get a nice dose of radiation for your troubles as well.

"I am required to travel to America at least ten times a year. I am only 24 years old, therefore I calculate, I should get full-blown lymphatic cancer by the age of 30," a recent business traveller from Italy told the Rai Uno channel.

A man is told to leave the airport after refusing to be genitally groped

*My own editorial in red: The TSA moron states at 8:32 that:
"By buying your ticket, you give up a lot of your rights."
People like that have no business having authority over the public.

What of the flight crews and pilots who have to endure the horror of travelling to America on a regular basis? Well, according to many airlines, the crews just have to grin and bear it.

"It's all part of the job. We're abused by the passengers in the air, and the TSA authorities on the ground. We're all going to get some cancer related illness sooner or later from the x-ray machines and the groping is all part of the job now. There are even training days on how to take the news that you have cancer, and how to deal with TSA officials sticking their arms half way up your rectum," Janine Fulworth, a flight attendant for British Airways told the BBC.

Bon Voyage..

[24KT]

While I may chuckle, there still is more truth to these "FAKE" stories than there is comedy. The US dollar  is fast on its way to a WEINMAR status and the perverts at the airport are the ones doing the feeling up, but I am sure there are some passenger perverts just loving being FELT UP. The one guy made the news because after he was asked to undress down to his undies he refused to put his clothes back on. The thread I made on the NAKED PEOPLE in the plane is fast becoming a reality.

So what are you saying? ...that if I want to be felt up, groped & probed patted down by Gabriel Aubrey I'm a pervert?

BTW whaddaya mean that Paris Hilton story is not true.?? I am sure that TRAMP has some kinda disease.

Now now be nice. What did Paris Hilton ever do to you to warrant that title?

[24KT]

what are you crying about, all I did was go research it to see if it was a real story and posted on what I found.  Good for you for spotting the story as fake, I'm so sorry for posting the info before you   Next time I'll pm you and you can post it if it makes you feel "worldly" lol...

Hugo... sometimes you are as transparent as glass and as predictable as political BS.
Thanks for the laugh.

[Hugo Chavez]

Hugo... sometimes you are as transparent as glass and as predictable as political BS.
Thanks for the laugh.

  I don't have any idea what you're saying, you probably don't either.  You changed your post above then started ranting about spotting the fake and excusing samson when he wasn't even attacked.

[SAMSON123]

author=24KT link=topic=357249.msg5043513#msg5043513 date=1290834225]
So what are you saying? ...that if I want to be felt up, groped & probed patted down by Gabriel Aubrey I'm a pervert?

YES

Now now be nice. What did Paris Hilton ever do to you to warrant that title?

You mean who has she NOT done to earn this title...

[Cy Tolliver]

WTF??

I didn't realize this at first, I just assumed that there were male and female scanners with male, or female operators...

[24KT]

YES

OK, guilty as charged.

in my own defense... it's Gabriel Aubrey! 
 

You mean who has she NOT done to earn this title...

Ah I get it now... so that's it... typical male jealousy rears it's ugly head again.
You can't have her, so in your mind she's automatically either a lesbian, or a tramp. gotcha. 

[SAMSON123]

OK, guilty as charged.

in my own defense... it's Gabriel Aubrey! 
 
Ah I get it now... so that's it... typical male jealousy rears it's ugly head again.
You can't have her, so in your mind she's automatically either a lesbian, or a tramp. gotcha. 

Who the hell in his right mind wants Paris? Didn't you just love her excuse of why she was caught with COCAINE in her purse...Oy. Speaking of TRAMP here is another tramp that has out tramped you 24KT and caught a hold of your much beloved Aubrey. Seems this Kardashian who has been described as having had more DARK MEAT in her than there is in a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, now has a fetish for white meat. In any case here is a pic that was on Yahoo today.



and here is a metal file so you can sharpen your teeth to points so you can bite her face off for "taking your man"...lol