If you really, no...make that even casually give thought to what you just said you would know this:
Why would you even do this? I have a life outside of lifting and the internet, don't you? Of course you do.
None of us is "Neo" and unless you want it to be so, "The Gaytrix" doesn't have you.
I don't carry the internet around with me. Shit, I hate carrying a cell phone.