And DK i'll do my best not to, i'd like to retain some of my dignity. 
Hey man,
What kind of "sport" do you think you're getting into?
You better be ready to pose in nothing but a thong, covered in baby oil and bronzer for well over a hundred middleaged homosexuals jam packed into a high school auditorium and feel dignified when a few of them just so happen to slip a dollar bill in between the thong crease.
Leave your dignity at the door, in this game it's all about the plastic trophy stud..
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