Journey to a pro card! (Go ahead and flame!)

[Mr. Magoo]

Hey man,

What kind of "sport" do you think you're getting into?

You better be ready to pose in nothing but a thong, covered in baby oil and bronzer for well over a hundred middleaged homosexuals jam packed into a high school auditorium and feel dignified when a few of them just so happen to slip a dollar bill in between the thong crease.

Leave your dignity at the door, in this game it's all about the plastic trophy stud..

"1"

I was going to compliment this guy's hard work. But this above post is brutal truth. I think a person should realize that before entering bodybuilding. Not saying no one should ever enter bodybuilding but they should be made 100% aware of what it is. If still knowing this, this guy wants to go for a pro card. I say good luck man. But don't let it become the only thing in your life.

[Firemuscle]

You sound very angry for "joking".... 

 It's called "typing".

 This isn't real life dude.

 Turn it on: "Fuck you mother fucker, i'll beat your fucking ass dude. I'll punch you in the fucking head you cunnt."

 Turn it off: "What's up dude. Long time no see. Looking good man, you been working out? Good to see you."

 See how easy that is.....

[DK II]

It's called "typing".

 This isn't real life dude.

 Turn it on: "Fuck you mother fucker, i'll beat your fucking ass dude. I'll punch you in the fucking head you cunnt."

 Turn it off: "What's up dude. Long time no see. Looking good man, you been working out? Good to see you."

 See how easy that is.....

Epic backpaddling, Blackstarfag.

[Schmoe Buster]

Epic backpaddling, Blackstarfag.

Be careful he might choose option D

[KevinP85]

Good physique man, but at 5'7 for whatever reason you look like you have short limbs, in a way like Peter Putnam, and Mark Dugdale. Not that it's bad, probably just that back pic lol.

[Firemuscle]

 Some people don't realize.

 About half of human behavior is an act, and not real.

 Those who don't realize this are doomed to be sheep.

[Firemuscle]

Epic backpaddling, Blackstarfag.

 Mother fuck you wanna beat your ass. Seriously i'll crack your fucking skull you piece of shit. I'll kill you..... 

[Marty Champions]

blackassredfag
time wasonlycocks
dianekong

3 queers that can cuss eachother out all day on the internet and make up for it with giant circle jerk session

[DK II]

blackassredfag
time wasonlycocks
dianekong

3 queers that can cuss eachother out all day on the internet and make up for it with giant circle jerk session

Are you still mad at me because i out you as a crack abusing idiot eod?

Sorry Falcon, but you have to THINK before you post.

[Marty Champions]

Are you still mad at me because i out you as a crack abusing idiot eod?

Sorry Falcon, but you have to THINK before you post.

you have been christened dianekong queen of pungeant poon-nannys

[DK II]

you have been christened dianekong queen of pungeant poon-nannys

LOL, whatever you want, nutcase.

[Marty Champions]

thats 500 pounds hes squating=instant heart attack

[jwinn8705]

Thought I would give a lil update on my offseason progress.  Sitting around 238 in the morning on an empty stomach.  Strength is great and feel like my conditioning is pretty good.  Any critiques are welcome!

[chaos]

Thought I would give a lil update on my offseason progress.  Sitting around 238 in the morning on an empty stomach.  Strength is great and feel like my conditioning is pretty good.  Any critiques are welcome!

Clean up your closet and make your bed, slob.

[nzmusclemonster]

You look like shit.

Hope this helps.

[TacoBell]

Did you wake up with a sweaty crack?

[chaos]

You look like shit.

Hope this helps.

Plus the lightswitch is at his nipples. He looks up to Lee Priest.

[jwinn8705]

Lol just what I expected.  I'm 5'7", told you guys that earlier in the thread.  I just got done working out, hence the sweating.  And yeah, i'm a slob, I never clean my room.  I can post pictures of the rest of my place if you want to give me some decorating tips also?

[newmom]

Lol just what I expected.  I'm 5'7", told you guys that earlier in the thread.  I just got done working out, hence the sweating.  And yeah, i'm a slob, I never clean my room.  I can post pictures of the rest of my place if you want to give me some decorating tips also?

pay no mind to the peanut gallery..Big dude you are..

[jwinn8705]

Thanks newmom, I know how this place is, I love to see the stuff these guys come up with.  This place truly is great entertainment.

[TacoBell]

Thanks newmom, I know how this place is, I love to see the stuff these guys come up with.  This place truly is great entertainment.

sounds like newmom would like you to 'wax her mustache'.

[Cara Roerich]

Thats not gay at all.

And why are u posting under this handle?

And Jason you're a strong dude and looks like u have a good physique. Good luck with your goals.

What this guys says +1 ^^

[newmom]

sounds like newmom would like you to 'wax her mustache'.

arn't ya done digging that hole yet...Tie the rope tight chalupa

[jwinn8705]

What this guys says +1 ^^

Appreciate that bud, gotta give my all for that plastic trophy!

[TacoBell]

arn't ya done digging that hole yet...Tie the rope tight chalupa

My mexican workman Manuel Labor cant come till tuesday.  Says he wants to honor MLK's dream.