In France (Paris) for a week

[Red Hook]

1. Why the fuck is everything so expensive here?
2. Why is everyone wearing those shiny plastic coats?
3. Hotter chicks in NY.
4. Best pastries, chocolate baked into bread, I can't stop eating.
5. No one works out here.
6. Everyone speak English but pretend that they don't.
7. Jules Verne restaurant on top of the Eiffel Tower, cost me a fortune, but worth it.
8. These fuckers love Nutella more than americans love McDonalds.
9. Moulange Rouge is a tourist scam and not worth 130 Euros.
10. Metro is worse than NY subway.
11. Have not seen a hot a chick yet.
12. everyone is shorter than me and I am only 5'10.

[The Showstoppa]

haha, sounds like my experiences visiting there.....throw in "eating horse and thinking its a delicacy" and half the men and women being named Jean-Michelle and you have it in a nutshell.  I thought the women were vastly overrated in comparison to some other euro countries.

[CalvinH]

1. Why the fuck is everything so expensive here?
2. Why is everyone wearing those shiny plastic coats?
3. Hotter chicks in NY.
4. Best pastries, chocolate baked into bread, I can't stop eating.
5. No one works out here.
6. Everyone speak English but pretend that they don't.
7. Jules Verne restaurant on top of the Eiffel Tower, cost me a fortune, but worth it.
8. These fuckers love Nutella more than americans love McDonalds.
9. Moulange Rouge is a tourist scam and not worth 130 Euros.
10. Metro is worse than NY subway.
11. Have not seen a hot a chick yet.
12. everyone is shorter than me and I am only 5'10.

What about the hookers

[spinnis]

I remember visiting england. I didnt even feel short lol.

and I saw maby 1-2 hot girls in 4 days there.

9-10 hot swedish chicks on the plane home lol

[dr.chimps]

1. Why the fuck is everything so expensive here?
2. Why is everyone wearing those shiny plastic coats?
3. Hotter chicks in NY.
4. Best pastries, chocolate baked into bread, I can't stop eating.
5. No one works out here.
6. Everyone speak English but pretend that they don't.
7. Jules Verne restaurant on top of the Eiffel Tower, cost me a fortune, but worth it.
8. These fuckers love Nutella more than americans love McDonalds.
9. Moulange Rouge is a tourist scam and not worth 130 Euros.
10. Metro is worse than NY subway.
11. Have not seen a hot a chick yet.
12. everyone is shorter than me and I am only 5'10.
13. there is no option d in france for these cheese-eating rifle droppers

[Red Hook]

haha, sounds like my experiences visiting there.....throw in "eating horse and thinking its a delicacy" and half the men and women being named Jean-Michelle and you have it in a nutshell.  I thought the women were vastly overrated in comparison to some other euro countries.

13. Pharmacie on every block but not for "supplements"

definitely, women are very very overrated here.

14. Mona Lisa is a small painting..yep the lines are ridiculous, while the last supper is 50x bigger and is ignored.

[The Showstoppa]

13. Pharmacie on every block but not for "supplements"

definitely, women are very very overrated here.

14. Mona Lisa is a small painting..yep the lines are ridiculous, while the last supper is 50x bigger and is ignored.

When I visited France, I enjoyed the smaller towns, but Paris was WAY overrated in comparison. 

[dr.chimps]

When I visited France, I enjoyed the smaller towns, but Paris was WAY overrated in comparison. 

Last did a southern France bike trip in '05. Ride 10ks then sit at a patio at lunch drinking wine for 3 hours, nap and then gourmet foods in some chateau. I could live like that for the rest of my life.

[CalvinH]

Last did a southern France bike trip in '05. Ride 10ks then sit at a patio at lunch drinking wine for 3 hours, nap and then gourmet foods in some chateau. I could live like that for the rest of my life.

English French snob...

[Nails]

6. Everyone speak English but pretend that they don't.


this one annoyed the shit out of me, i would see people listening to American music and watching American movies, yet when i asked them a question, fuckers would respond in french, Cocksuckers

[dr.chimps]

English French snob...

Moi!?   

[Wiggs]

If I wasn't married to a German, I'd be married to a French broad.

[The Showstoppa]

6. Everyone speak English but pretend that they don't.


this one annoyed the shit out of me, i would see people listening to American music and watching American movies, yet when i asked them a question, fuckers would respond in french, Cocksuckers

And in Paris, if you even attempt speaking French and it isn't perfect, it's worse....in the smaller towns, if you made an effort they would ALWAYS speak English and often did it before you even said anything....

I was out one night and overheard an exchange between and American and an asshole waiter.....after the waiter pretended to "not understand" the American just started saying off the wall shit to him, cursing, etc.... and when the guy acted mad, the American just laughed because obviously the asshole spoke english......  cue the haters with the "Ugly American" bullshit.....

[Wiggs]

I would love to punch some French people square in the nose and slap the shit out of some French broad, while I wear an American T-shirt and Red Sox Baseball cap.

[JOHN MATRIX]

ive been to france twice and its one of my favorite countries in the world, Paris is one of the great cities of earth

[The Showstoppa]

ive been to france twice and its one of my favorite countries in the world, Paris is one of the great cities of earth

Only if you are driving a Panzer.....   No joke, it was one of my least fav euro cities....and certainly one the last places in France I would visit again.

[spinnis]

I would love to punch some French people square in the nose and slap the shit out of some French broad, while I wear an American T-shirt and Red Sox Baseball cap.

but you're african bro? 

[Red Hook]

I would love to punch some French people square in the nose and slap the shit out of some French broad, while I wear an American T-shirt and Red Sox Baseball cap.

probably on Friday I am going to try a night club, but walking around the standard tourist sites, cafes et al no hotties.

[CalvinH]

I would love to punch some French people square in the nose and slap the shit out of some French broad, while I wear an American T-shirt and Red Sox Baseball cap.

Wear a Red Sox hat and they'll just assume you're a gay American.

[The Showstoppa]

probably on Friday I am going to try a night club, but walking around the standard tourist sites, cafes et al no hotties.

You will certainly see some hot chicks at the clubs.  Hope you enjoy dancing as the damn euros think it's the greatest thing ever....

[wes]

How`s the Grey Poupon` over there?

[dr.chimps]

How`s the Grey Poupon` over there?

[Butterbean]

13. Pharmacie on every block but not for "supplements"

definitely, women are very very overrated here.

14. Mona Lisa is a small painting..yep the lines are ridiculous, while the last supper is 50x bigger and is ignored.

[Captain Equipoise]

1. Why the fuck is everything so expensive here?
2. Why is everyone wearing those shiny plastic coats?
3. Hotter chicks in NY.
4. Best pastries, chocolate baked into bread, I can't stop eating.
5. No one works out here.
6. Everyone speak English but pretend that they don't.
7. Jules Verne restaurant on top of the Eiffel Tower, cost me a fortune, but worth it.
8. These fuckers love Nutella more than americans love McDonalds.
9. Moulange Rouge is a tourist scam and not worth 130 Euros.
10. Metro is worse than NY subway.
11. Have not seen a hot a chick yet.
12. everyone is shorter than me and I am only 5'10.

Godamn this should be a sticky for how a travel review should be written! A+ brother
was always a fan of short, concise to the point factual lists.

[G_Thang]

i'm in london from the 7th - 21st.  we may visit paris. 

 

where are the gyms?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x13agc_rollk-mon-prof-de-gym_music