Friend of mine went to NY - he's from Dublin.
Went straight into the next Irish pub had a couple of horrible Guiness.
Guy besides him noticed his obvious Dub accent and says:
Guy: You from Ireland?
Friend: Yep
Guy: Top of the mornin' to ya
Friend: Blank stare...
Friend finishes his fucking guiness to get the fuck away from the creep - the guy
stops him on his way out and with a drunken wisper voice put a (I dunno) $50 in
his hands and whispers in his ear...
This is for the lads at home for the struggle
Friend went straight into the next pub to invest the $50 into his own struggle to get drunk
